Poll: would you?
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View poll results: would you?
Yes, I'd sacrifice a ball to instantly have those guitar skills
62 60%
No, my jewel would remain within the family
35 34%
Only if I could also receive a pair of those light goggles Steve Vai wears on stage
7 7%
Voters: 104.
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#2
Well, which testicle?
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#3
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Well, which testicle?


he's got a point......which testicle do i have to give up?
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#5
Can I give up both testicles for a mix of two guitarists?
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#6
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Can I give up both testicles for a mix of two guitarists?


serious?

no i wouldnt.
#7
I wouldnt...id prefer to keep the family jewels and learn by myself
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#8
Oh my God yes! Still have one working nut and be able to play like someone like Steve Vai?


edit: Btw Im lazy as hell and don't feel like practicing 10 hours a day.
#9
its not like our nuts do anything except make sperm. you if you got kicked in the groin it wouldnt hurt. id prolly give up both of them for a mix of 2 guitar players
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#11
i'll give up my left it's the smaller one and get a silicon ball put in so no-one will notice.

I'd get the skills of Jonny Greenwood definately.
#13
id give up my left

1 itll hurt less getting sacked
2 ill be able to play like vai and get laid every other night
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#14
it all depends on how that one testicle was removed. but i probably would do it anyway.
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#15
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id give up my left

1 itll hurt less getting sacked
2 ill be able to play like vai and get laid every other night



Wtf? Do your nuts alternate days?

......awesome
#16
of course i would. one testicle is fine with me.
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#17
Yea, I'd definitely be down for that.

Because, with that kind of insane guitar skill and knowledge of music, I'd be rather irresistible.
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#18
It depends, will my testicle just vanish one night, or will someone have to cut it of with a scaple?
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#19
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It depends, will my testicle just vanish one night, or will someone have to cut it of with a scaple?


Maybe it'll get bitten off by garden gnomes.

But that's worst case scenario.
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#20
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Maybe it'll get bitten off by garden gnomes.

But that's worst case scenario.

In that case, no.
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#21
I would give both. if I was to end up marrying my gf I don't think we'd be having kids anyways so I might as well put them to use.
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#22
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Maybe it'll get bitten off by garden gnomes.

But that's worst case scenario.



We can only hope they file their fangs. Molars would bruise.
#24
ONE ball yes, did you see Meet The Fockers? Ben Stiller was conceived on one bollock, in that film. But I don't know who my favourite guitarist is and which ball is would choose to lose.
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#25
Hmm... Could I get a Neuticle in to replace the lost orb? And do I have to sound exactly like said guitarist?

If so.... Sure
#26
well is there a surgery involved or are we losing this nut by the same magic we are gaining the awesome skills with?
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#27
no matter how they removed the testicle, I would be down for that. Unless the removal of the testicle resulted in my dying, thusly not being able to take advantage of my newly acquired skills. That would suck
#31
To playlike Chuck Schuldiner or muhammed suicmez, yes i would but as long as they wont have to be 'surgically removed'
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#32
Haha, this remindes me of my gym teacher, he fell on a pole and lost a ball, but now he has like, 8 kids
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Ohhhhh, you still ruined it for me now...... never mind. Your cool ill let it go.


Hmm...

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#33
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#34
No, other people will give up their own jewels to be able to play like me....
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#35
Can I lose both balls so I can never produce semen and accidentally cause pregnancy while having the skills of 2 of my favorite guitarists?
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#36
i already have the skills
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#37
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Haha, I have three! I win!

You should sell the third to science.

I'm sure there are all sorts of scientists just waiting to get their hands on your testicles.
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#38
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Haha, this remindes me of my gym teacher, he fell on a pole and lost a ball, but now he has like, 8 kids

He must have impregnated the pole.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#39
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He must have impregnated the pole.

Must have.
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Ohhhhh, you still ruined it for me now...... never mind. Your cool ill let it go.


Hmm...

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#40
would you give up a testicle if it was to be removed with a spoon?
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All the kids in the coffee houses
try to act like they know what loud is
all they know is an electric beat
if you're rockin to this, you'll be rockin with me!
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