This thread's old enough to have started kindergarten.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
what kind of bump was that

you have way too much time on your hands
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Looking at the response time and the amount of serious posts, I think that explains George Watsky in a nutshell.
Be sure to put the cork on the bottle before returning it to the ocean, lavers99.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
I'm a massive fan (desperate attempt to not make this thread worthless, but I really am).

I say him at Camden Barfly when he toured the UK, one of my favourite shows ever. He performed 3 of his poems as well which was wonderful.
INB4 hipsters claiming this for their own.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.

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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.