#1
Inspired by this conversation I just had with my girlfriend on AIM... yes, we have very deep conversations at times. She's a horse person, and I refuse to ride her horse since it seems "unsafe" to me... well we got talking about safe transportation and could come up with nothing conclusive, so what do you people think is safe from random assault?

UncleSalty1260 (11:01:33 PM): http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc87/cowboyfromhell5/poster17126855.jpg
UncleSalty1260 (11:01:39 PM): is there no safe way to travel?
UncleSalty1260 (11:01:49 PM): That is my first random question
UncleSalty1260 (11:01:59 PM): Actually, nevermind
UncleSalty1260 (11:02:02 PM): you won that one
UncleSalty1260 (11:02:10 PM): where can gorillas hide on a horse?
AE (11:02:24 PM): i won without even answering...wow, i'm getting good
lAE (11:02:39 PM): depends on the size of the horse and the size of the gorilla
AE (11:02:45 PM): *size

UncleSalty1260 (11:03:18 PM): Well, horses don't get large enough and gorillas don't get small enough for this to even become an issue
UncleSalty1260 (11:03:20 PM): you win
UncleSalty1260 (11:03:56 PM): actually, sharks can't hide on a hang glider, so I am catching up, even if horses are far more effective than hang gliders
AE (11:05:09 PM): who says sharks are the only possible concern with hang gliders
UncleSalty1260 (11:05:26 PM): who says gorillas are the only concern on horses?
AE (11:05:56 PM): noone, the horse itsself is a concern for many people (ex: you)
UncleSalty1260 (11:06:10 PM): yeah, but he wasn't helping me go from a to b
UncleSalty1260 (11:06:14 PM): so that is different
UncleSalty1260 (11:06:36 PM): on the submarine, the submarine ceases to be your biggest concern when bears come abord
UncleSalty1260 (11:06:42 PM): aboard
AE (11:06:55 PM): i see what you are getting at
AE (11:07:36 PM): so what your saying is if i put you up on doc with a gorilla, you would cease to be afraid of riding Doc because you would be more concerned with the gorilla

UncleSalty1260 (11:07:44 PM): yes
AE (11:07:55 PM): ok, i'll keep that in mind
#2
Sure seems like a deep conversation to me, especially the bears on a submarine part.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#3
How about walking?
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Inspired by this conversation I just had with my girlfriend on AIM... yes, we have very deep conversations at times. She's a horse person, and I refuse to ride her horse since it seems "unsafe" to me... well we got talking about safe transportation and could come up with nothing conclusive, so what do you people think is safe from random assault?

I thought that was some kind of innuendo.
#5
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I thought that was some kind of innuendo.

I didn't even get what you were saying at first.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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#8
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The possibility of getting hit by something, like a car...? It depends where you're walking.. Although that applies to all of them.


Well then, in theory, nothing can ever be safe. I guess there's always a chance a plane could fall out of the sky and land on your house, so who's to say YOU'RE NOT SAFE NOW?!
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#9
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The possibility of getting hit by something, like a car...? It depends where you're walking.. Although that applies to all of them.


Which is why walking is the perfect form of transportation. If everyone walked instead of driving cars, the worst thing that could happen is we run into each other, or we get hit with a giant rolling snowball.

Of course, cars are more convenient, so screw walking.
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Which is why walking is the perfect form of transportation. If everyone walked instead of driving cars, the worst thing that could happen is we run into each other,


Tell that to the lemmings.
#11
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Which is why walking is the perfect form of transportation. If everyone walked instead of driving cars, the worst thing that could happen is we run into each other, or we get hit with a giant rolling snowball.



thats not exactly true, do you think you can outrun a bear? i doubt you could, but if you were in a car or on horse then you could probably get away.
#12
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thats not exactly true, do you think you can outrun a bear? i doubt you could, but if you were in a car or on horse then you could probably get away.

What if the bear had a car and/or horse?

Also, what if it was a friendly bear?

Thirdly, maybe you and the bear can become friends, and have tea parties and stuff.

Fourthly, if not, sniper rifle?
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#13
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How about walking?



there could be a scorpion in your shoe/boot.

or some other poisonous insect or animal.
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Im sick and tierd of these mother ****ing bears on this mother ****ing submarine!


That would be a great movie
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#15
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There is indeed no safe way to travel.




not transportation related, but on the topic of ridiculous movies:




terror has just crossed the border!!!


just? what do they consider the 11 million job stealing mexicans that have crossed the border?!?![/joke]
#17
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Inspired by this conversation I just had with my girlfriend on AIM... yes, we have very deep conversations at times. She's a horse person, and I refuse to ride her horse since it seems "unsafe" to me... well we got talking about safe transportation and could come up with nothing conclusive, so what do you people think is safe from random assault?


#18
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Inspired by this conversation I just had with my girlfriend on AIM... yes, we have very deep conversations at times. She's a horse person, and I refuse to ride her horse since it seems "unsafe" to me... well we got talking about safe transportation and could come up with nothing conclusive, so what do you people think is safe from random assault?



......Are you serious?
#19
Get in a tank, make sure there aren't any gorillas on horses or sharks on hanggliders nearby and you'll be good.
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#20
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How about walking?



You could fall over.

Why, Doctor Atkins!? WHY!?
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#21
the first thing you should do is inform your girlfriend that no one is 2 words...........and when you spell it the way she spellt it........it looks like none................sry.........i had to say that
#23
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Are you serious about that movie... Bears on a Submarine. That cannot be real.



"When you see something on the internet but know it's not real, it's called being 'Media Smart' "

You are not media smart.
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#24
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How about wanking?

Definately the safest mode of transportation