#1
ok so 1 of my best friends recently broke up with his gf right, who is also my friend. Now he was basically in love with her, and is still having trouble getting over her, even though its been like...about 3 weeks i think. She is now going out with another friend of mine and the other guy (who is one of my best friends) is really jealous and so he kinda hates the guy now and things could get very hostile very quick.

So much question is, what can i do to help my friend get over this girl because i dont want any of my friends to hate each other!
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#3
Get him to like another girl.
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#9
prove to him she wasnt worth it
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#10
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Lol inviting Jack to the situation may not help but I like that bit of advice

This can be a troubling situation, just tell everyone to cool it. I'm not sure who is jealous of who. This new guy is jealous of your old friend or your old friend is jealous of the new guy?

I'm thinking you said the new guy is jealous of the old guy? Well too bad, get over it if you want to go out with that girl you are going to have to admit somehow that that other guy was there first.

If the old guy is jealous of the new guy, tell him not to be. If he should be mad at anyone it should be the girl, but you just have to move on.

Do you know how much T and A (tits and ass) is out there in this giant globe!? I would die to be single again. Enjoy it!

Love, John
#11
Take him to a paintball field. Let him take out his aggression and than tell him to get over it.
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#12
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well that's it. thread's over.

if shes a clean, good looking prsotitue, he may have found another gal!
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#13
This isn't a really complicated situation. They'll grow up eventually.
Who dat?
#14
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+1.

Hand him this.

and tell him to use it on his whiny ass face.
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#15
i've tried that darkstar =\
booze isnt exactly an option...we're 16
vitamin_A and phillyguitar...great suggestions
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#16
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Lol inviting Jack to the situation may not help but I like that bit of advice

This can be a troubling situation, just tell everyone to cool it. I'm not sure who is jealous of who. This new guy is jealous of your old friend or your old friend is jealous of the new guy?

I'm thinking you said the new guy is jealous of the old guy? Well too bad, get over it if you want to go out with that girl you are going to have to admit somehow that that other guy was there first.

If the old guy is jealous of the new guy, tell him not to be. If he should be mad at anyone it should be the girl, but you just have to move on.

Do you know how much T and A (tits and ass) is out there in this giant globe!? I would die to be single again. Enjoy it!

Love, John


why do you wann be single?
so you can look around for a while, see somtng you like and be back on square1?
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#17
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i've tried that darkstar =\
booze isnt exactly an option...we're 16
vitamin_A and phillyguitar...great suggestions


You're 16 and alcohol isn't an option?
What do you do on the weekends?


That question was rhetorical and I don't actually care.
#18
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haven't seen you in a while.

Now to the topic, get another girl for your friend.

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#19
Seriously, the best you can do is take him out places and give him a little fun. Don't let him dwell on it. Hit on some chicks with him, double date, do stuff like that.

Go see a few good movies, find out if he kind of likes any other girl and try to promote whatever potential they have.
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#21
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You're 16 and alcohol isn't an option?
What do you do on the weekends?


That question was rhetorical and I don't actually care.


too bad you get it, yeh we do drink but not overly, we never get over tipsy, getting smashed is kinda lame, did it once, not fun
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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#22
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+1.

Hand him this.

and tell him to use it on his whiny ass face.

Hand him a BB gun? "Oh no bruising and/or skin abrasion!"
#23
chicks piss me off

but

in retrospect if there were no females id kill myself

..........i need to get laid
or drunk i dont care which
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#24
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I would die to be single again.

I'm telling!

TS, why is it your problem? Your friend is mad at someone you don't even know. Is his ex even your friend?

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#26
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I'm telling!

TS, why is it your problem? Your friend is mad at someone you don't even know. Is his ex even your friend?


yeh she is my friend...i stated that, all 3 parties are my friends and hostilities between friends = bad
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#27
OBSESSION.........OBSESSIVE............OBSESSED.............your friends jelousy wont get him anywhere...............your friend obviously thinks he knows everything about love, but he only know Obsession...........his pride will only turn his dislike for the new Boyfriend into hatred............and we all know the world only needs more of that...........You kids need to grow some balls.............stop acting like children.
#28
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lol, caught me, to lazy to find actual handgun pic.
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#29
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yeh she is my friend...i stated that, all 3 parties are my friends and hostilities between friends = bad


go to the producers of "The Hills" and tell them to come to your city and film your overdramatic life.

no, but seriously, just tell your friend to man up and quit his bitching.
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#30
I've been in a similar situation. Except the guy who got dumped went crazy, stalked his ex and attempted suicide, stupid mother****er.
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#31
what a dumb ****. Those are the people to avoid.
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#32
The guy who is dating his ex isn't a friend to him, and he sounds like a dick....friends are way more important than some girl..you and your friend should just exclude him for betraying his friends for a girl.

Also, you need to prove to your friend there are better girls and teach him that his mistake was "falling in love"... start goin out and picking up girls together and make it obvious to his ex that she was just one of a million..

To start things off play the song "one in a million". This should get his spirits up