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#1
We've been dating over a year, and just half an hour ago she dumped me. Sob story, worlds smallest violin, relationship thread n00b etc. Now I got the flaming out of the way myself, it's on to the meat of this thread. I need answers. Answers for my question. My question is what do I do to feel better? I'm really down on myself now, and alcohol most likely isn't the answer so does anyone have any better ideas? Because so far get drunk by myself is as far as I've gotten.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#4
sing a sad song....
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See if that puts her off.

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#5
Um... talk to me on MSN?
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#6
Yeah, any friends you can hang out with?
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#7
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rent some porn...........


and or prostitute
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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#10
Listen to music.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#11
Tylenol PM.

4 of them.

Good night of sleep will make any problem seem smaller in the morning.

Also, profound movies that take you out of your conciousness for a little while. Meditation, pretty cleansing and relaxing if you do it right.

If you're really feeling bold, maybe establish a plan on how to win her back. That kept me through my hard times. Whether or not I really intended to get her back. Patience/Waiting a few weeks before attempting to contact her was usually the first step and having a little structure like that always helped me keep a smile placed on my face.

Read a book, take a trip, listen to some new music, adopt a new style, whether it be music or clothes or anything.

Just don't dwell. Keep busy.
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#12
Well I live out in the boondocks, and I don't have my DL so friends are more or less out of the question. There's one I know would for sure hang with me, but he has to work in the morning so it's no good. My other friend who would recently moved to the city, and is also now a coke head so I'll pass. My other friend who would chill with me lives in Calgary (yes Kris, I speak of you). As for renting porn, I already have an extensive collection and it's only helping mimally as I am seeing her face everywhere right now.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#13
Without a constant you lost all my words,
You never heard, the engine turn.
Now you're worthless tied to this.
Comin' down on me like a sledgehammer.
Could it be much worse? (It gets much worse!)
Nothing will compensate, accept the pain.

Thread the needle sew your ****ing mouth shut! TALK NOW!..
Manipulator, we jammed your radar!
Introduction to perversion, YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
What could be greater? We'll see you later!

Distorting depth with all your jealousy,
Another ****ing sob story, another way to bleed.
Calling someone to make you feel right within your mess
Oh honey, you can't catch me, that's why you never have!

Without a constant you lost all my words,
You never heard, the engine turn.
Now you're worthless tied to this.
Comin' down on me like a sledgehammer.
Could it be much worse? (It gets much worse!)
Nothing will compensate, accept the pain.

Thread the needle sew your ****ing mouth shut! TALK NOW!..
Manipulator, we jammed your radar!
Introduction to perversion, YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
What could be greater? We'll see you later!

Drifting and floating out of time,
So sick and tired of the fights.
Cauterized your constant lies.
Picture perfect portrait of a boyfriend,
Best friends, oh...thats right...
#16
Quote by Metallica rulz
pshh loser. We download in this age!

Your best bet is just to go out clubbing or with some friends. Nothing like getting with a new girl to take your mind of that bitch that dumped you.



pshhh stupid noob ITS CALLED VIRUSES and its chepaer to rent :P:
#17
Watch comedy stuff on TV with friends or alone. Also put your pecker in the next girl you can. Nothing will make you feel better than a new box to stick your bone in.

ooo..that reminds me of a joke. Whats (insert ex name here) have in common with KFC?

The breasts and thighs were nice, but afterward all I had was greasy box to stick my bone in.

Don't worry dude breaking up is GOOD. It means -

New tits to squeeze
New ass to grab
New pussy to bang
Change is GOOD
#18
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just half an hour ago she dumped me .... Because so far get drunk by myself is as far as I've gotten.


you got drunk in half an hour?
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#19
Quote by ManWithoutAHat
Well I live out in the boondocks, and I don't have my DL so friends are more or less out of the question. There's one I know would for sure hang with me, but he has to work in the morning so it's no good. My other friend who would recently moved to the city, and is also now a coke head so I'll pass. My other friend who would chill with me lives in Calgary (yes Kris, I speak of you). As for renting porn, I already have an extensive collection and it's only helping mimally as I am seeing her face everywhere right now.

Go for a run, or workout?

EDIT: Wait, you got drunk...nevermind then.
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#20
Quote by ManWithoutAHat
We've been dating over a year, and just half an hour ago she dumped me. Sob story, worlds smallest violin, relationship thread n00b etc. Now I got the flaming out of the way myself, it's on to the meat of this thread. I need answers. Answers for my question. My question is what do I do to feel better? I'm really down on myself now, and alcohol most likely isn't the answer so does anyone have any better ideas? Because so far get drunk by myself is as far as I've gotten.


listen to some 80's power ballads while playing air/real guitar and strike epic poses
Everybody Loves Lefty..

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#21
Haha thanks guys, this alone is cheering me up. I think I'm gonna go watch goodfellas and have a few drinks in a little while. Meanwhile, keep em comin. UG rocks. As for moving on to a new girl, I don't think I will right away, our status is a bit more complicated than me dumped, but you guys probly don't wanna hear it.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#22
Quote by Vitamin_A
you got drunk in half an hour?

Alcohol takes 8 seconds to hit your blood stream. I've been talking to him since it happened, and he had downed 2 full bottles of Gin

So yes, half an hour.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#23
Well, if telling us about it will help I say go for it.
Miss Scourge? PM me.

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#24
Quote by ManWithoutAHat
Haha thanks guys, this alone is cheering me up. I think I'm gonna go watch goodfellas and have a few drinks in a little while. Meanwhile, keep em comin. UG rocks. As for moving on to a new girl, I don't think I will right away, our status is a bit more complicated than me dumped, but you guys probly don't wanna hear it.


Just don't bundle up your emotions and feel bad. Get out and do fun stuff. I like putting on my headphones and going out for walks.
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#25
Quote by ManWithoutAHat
I'm gonna go watch goodfellas and have a few drinks in a little while.


If you have it, watch untouchables too.
one of my fave movies
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"An Iron Curtain has descended over our classroom..."

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You look at too much porn and have unfortunatley contracted an e-STD
#26
It would help us understand your situation as much as it would help you alleviate the pain.
#27
goodfellas is a sick movie bro, watch it
Everybody Loves Lefty..

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#29
Holy crap, all theses post about whacking off and just having sex are so stupid, and for a second I wondered why I hardly ever go to the pit....


Anyway, man, grab a pen and paper and just fucking write. You'd be amazed at the results, and it leaves nothing unsaid - you don't have to feel like you're lying to yourself.
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good job eckman, seriously, that last one alone would give me an eternal erection!

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#30
Theres no way he drank 2 bottles of gin if they are the regular size 750 ml Bottles. You mean beer bottle sized pre mix gin?

Im sorry but a bottle of gin is 26 oz and if he had 52 shots of gin in 30 minutes he would be very sick.
#31
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Theres no way he drank 2 bottles of gin if they are the regular size 750 ml Bottles. You mean beer bottle sized pre mix gin?

Im sorry but a bottle of gin is 26 oz and if he had 52 shots of gin in 30 minutes he would be very sick.

Lol guys, I was just trying to make Ethan laugh. He only had 1/2 of a bottle.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#32
Go through the Demotivational Pictures thread. It'll give you HOURS of laughs.
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#33
Quote by Metallica rulz
pshh loser. We download in this age!

Your best bet is just to go out clubbing or with some friends. Nothing like getting with a new girl to take your mind of that bitch that dumped you.

I read that as

"Your best bet is to go seal clubbing with friends."

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HELL YES!

tis some pretty intresting, I have nearly read (masturbated) to all the articles on Wiki.

#35
Like someone already said, listen to some power ballads. Every Rose Has It Thorn. Sounds like a big thorn man.
#36
KRIS LIES! it's just over half a bottle, mixed.

I do have untouchables, as well as reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. I think it's a violent crime movie night for me. And darkstar2466, you win because music is really helping me right now. As it's november, I'm cutting out the walk part because I don't feel like losing my testicles to frost bite.

Well, I guess you guys are right and I should just get this out. We've been dating for 13, almost 14 months. Or rather we had been. The last almost month, we've been fighting a lot lately over dumb things. For instance, we fought for almost 2 hours because she wouldn't wear a skirt over to my house. Dumb, I know. Anyways, last night and tonight she came out with how she had lately been unhappy dating me and if it didn't stop she would dump me. She's also told me this in the past, and I tried. I tried, but today we fought again and it must have been the end of her chain. I don't have a chain you see, I can go for as long as it takes as long as I still love her and she still loves me. Don't get me wrong, we still love each other and we're willing to give it another try in a little while. She just needed her space I suppose. Anyways, she ended it almost an hour ago now out of unhappiness with me coupled with advice from her best friend (Don't you guys hate it when chicks do that?). I guess in conclusion we went the way of most failed relationships and came to be at each others throats 24/7. I blame myself for most of this and I'm not sure if I should or not. Anyways, that's my situation. Apologies for the wall of text, ask me questions if I seem to have left anything out, as I can no longer feel my hands.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#37
Quote by ManWithoutAHat
KRIS LIES! it's just over half a bottle, mixed.

I do have untouchables, as well as reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. I think it's a violent crime movie night for me. And darkstar2466, you win because music is really helping me right now. As it's november, I'm cutting out the walk part because I don't feel like losing my testicles to frost bite.

Well, I guess you guys are right and I should just get this out. We've been dating for 13, almost 14 months. Or rather we had been. The last almost month, we've been fighting a lot lately over dumb things. For instance, we fought for almost 2 hours because she wouldn't wear a skirt over to my house. Dumb, I know. Anyways, last night and tonight she came out with how she had lately been unhappy dating me and if it didn't stop she would dump me. She's also told me this in the past, and I tried. I tried, but today we fought again and it must have been the end of her chain. I don't have a chain you see, I can go for as long as it takes as long as I still love her and she still loves me. Don't get me wrong, we still love each other and we're willing to give it another try in a little while. She just needed her space I suppose. Anyways, she ended it almost an hour ago now out of unhappiness with me coupled with advice from her best friend (Don't you guys hate it when chicks do that?). I guess in conclusion we went the way of most failed relationships and came to be at each others throats 24/7. I blame myself for most of this and I'm not sure if I should or not. Anyways, that's my situation. Apologies for the wall of text, ask me questions if I seem to have left anything out, as I can no longer feel my hands.


Lulz, I already knew all this **** n00b. No one wants to hear it!


I'm joking

10 bucks says she sees this thread and posts saying how she loves you
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#38
Quote by The Spoon
Without a constant you lost all my words,
You never heard, the engine turn.
Now you're worthless tied to this.
Comin' down on me like a sledgehammer.
Could it be much worse? (It gets much worse!)
Nothing will compensate, accept the pain.

Thread the needle sew your ****ing mouth shut! TALK NOW!..
Manipulator, we jammed your radar!
Introduction to perversion, YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
What could be greater? We'll see you later!

Distorting depth with all your jealousy,
Another ****ing sob story, another way to bleed.
Calling someone to make you feel right within your mess
Oh honey, you can't catch me, that's why you never have!

Without a constant you lost all my words,
You never heard, the engine turn.
Now you're worthless tied to this.
Comin' down on me like a sledgehammer.
Could it be much worse? (It gets much worse!)
Nothing will compensate, accept the pain.

Thread the needle sew your ****ing mouth shut! TALK NOW!..
Manipulator, we jammed your radar!
Introduction to perversion, YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
What could be greater? We'll see you later!

Drifting and floating out of time,
So sick and tired of the fights.
Cauterized your constant lies.
Picture perfect portrait of a boyfriend,
Best friends, oh...thats right...


Oh yeah? Well...

Suffer

Extreme pain is what they need to feel for the rest of their lives
Misery and Despair leaves thier souls when infinity ends

Let them taste the wrath as the agony consumes them
Swallowed by the darkest light a blackened state of dismay
Survival is the only thing left for them
This grievous revelation is a new beginning
Led to the solution against their will

Deprivation thrives as the therapy continues
Sullen mastery is an answer uncontested
denial is the only thing left for them
life as they knew it is a distant memory
Scores of victims lust for apathy

make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
entirely demoralized and close to mass extinction
damned to please supremacy
the reason for their martyrdom they will never know

make them suffer
while they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
cursed by animosity
once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

( solo: Pat O'Brien )

domination reigns supreme the evil has no end
spent of all their energy now worthless and degraded
slow death is the only thing left for them
physically and mentally devoid of dignity
languished immortality

make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
entirely demoralized and close to mass extinction
damned to please supremacy
the reason for their martyrdom they will never know

make them suffer
while they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
cursed by animosity
once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

make them suffer
forever


MWAH, that sucks dude. You should make a life-sized pinata of her, and beat it repeatedly until candy falls out.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#39
HEY NO SONG DUELLING IN MY THREAD! Besides, as much as I love candy I don't wanna beat a pinata cause I love her and don't want to cause any even imaginary mexican-like pain for her.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#40
Quote by Firenze
Oh yeah? Well...

Suffer

Extreme pain is what they need to feel for the rest of their lives
Misery and Despair leaves thier souls when infinity ends

Let them taste the wrath as the agony consumes them
Swallowed by the darkest light a blackened state of dismay
Survival is the only thing left for them
This grievous revelation is a new beginning
Led to the solution against their will

Deprivation thrives as the therapy continues
Sullen mastery is an answer uncontested
denial is the only thing left for them
life as they knew it is a distant memory
Scores of victims lust for apathy

make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
entirely demoralized and close to mass extinction
damned to please supremacy
the reason for their martyrdom they will never know

make them suffer
while they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
cursed by animosity
once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

( solo: Pat O'Brien )

domination reigns supreme the evil has no end
spent of all their energy now worthless and degraded
slow death is the only thing left for them
physically and mentally devoid of dignity
languished immortality

make them suffer
While they plead for cessation
entirely demoralized and close to mass extinction
damned to please supremacy
the reason for their martyrdom they will never know

make them suffer
while they bleed through damnation
Begged for retribution before meeting with demise
cursed by animosity
once chosen for this mad ordeal there is no escape

make them suffer
forever


MWAH, that sucks dude. You should make a life-sized pinata of her, and beat it repeatedly until candy falls out.


Ahh you win

Ah well

*Goes back to listening to inferior music*
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