#1
to all you people who think rap (mainstream rap) has any musical quality, you are sadly mistaken
http://www.metrolyrics.com/amusement-park-lyrics-50-cent.html
(yes i know not all is like this just the majority, i give credit to Mos Def)
this is easily the most horrible/unimaginative, piece of **** ive read, and ive read oscar wilde JK
damn he should of died trying

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#2
I don't know what you're talking about. Those lyrics are gold.
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#3
Yeah. 50 Cent is a ****ty rapper. Get some Outkast, Big Boi all up in that shiz.
And you're damn right you're joking about Oscar Wilde being "horrible/unimaginative".
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#4
It's a perfect time for a magic trick
Girl you know it's no fun without the magic stick
Now watch me as I pull a rabbit out a hat
Then you can use the rabbit all over your cat
Applause now thats the first half of my act
Started out a pimp
Now I'm more like a mac
I dont need your paper just dont f**k with my stacks
Oh its like that
yeah its like that


OMG, Thats golden! I can't stop laughing, i swear, i can barely type

Oh, and I have that song, "Magic Stick", in my itunes, its so funny to.

Edit: I mean, he rhymed trick with stick... hat with cat AND act AND Mac AND stacks.
He also manajed to rhyme That with That.
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#5
oh... the comments are classic too... I can't stop laughing...
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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
#6
Wizzow. Mad fuckin' props yo.

edit:

On a serious note, would someone mind telling me what the general populous sees in this stuff? I just can't place my finger on it.
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#7
Quote by Altered_Carbon

And you're damn right you're joking about Oscar Wilde being "horrible/unimaginative".

yea i got halfway through portrait of dorian grey
and it just bored the hell out of me sry, but it was definitely imaginative
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#8
Quote by Keyphur
yea i got halfway through portrait of dorian grey
and it just bored the hell out of me sry, but it was definitely imaginative

I love that book. And everything Oscar Wilde has ever written.
But I'll agree that 50 Cent don't got no good raps. And that Mos Def kicks balls.
So
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#9
What are you talking about? Shakespeare is a n00b compared to this poetry,
Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now I Leave YOOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOOUUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOOUUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOOUUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now YOOOOUUUU)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im cockin on ya bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some Bathen Apes
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#10
Being thrown in jail for being gay is pretty gangsta if you ask me.
#11
holy fook!
that is somethin right there, no?
i mean jeez.. think of the MILLIONS of meanings it could have :eyeroll:
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#12
[Dove]
Mirror mirror on the wall
Tell me mirror what is wrong?
Can it be my De La Clothes
Or is it just my De La Soul
What I do ain't make believe
People say I sit and try
But when it comes to being De La
It's just me myself and I

It's just me myself and I (repeat 3x)

[Posdonus]
Now you tease my Plug One style
And my Plug One spectacles
You say Plug One and Two are hippies
No we're not, thats pure Plug Bull
Always pushin that we formed an image
There's no need to lie
When it comes to being Plug One
It's just me myself and I

It's just me myself and I (repeat 3X)

[Dove]
Proud, I'm proud of what I am
Poems I speak are Plug Two type
Please oh please let Plug Two be
himself, not what you read or write
Write is wrong when hype is written
on the Soul, De La that is
Style is surely our own thing
Not the false disguise of show-biz
De La Soul is from the soul
And in fact I can't deny
Strictly from the Dan called Stuckie
And from me myself and I

It's just me myself and I (repeat 3X)

[Posdonus]
Glory Glory Hallelu
Glory for Plug One and Two
But that glory's been denied
By concensing dookie eyes
People think they dis my person
by stating I'm darkly packed
I know this so I point at Q-Tip
and he states, "Black is Black"
Mirror mirror on the wall
Shovel chestnuts in my path
Just keep all nuts twistin up
so I don't get an aftermath
But if I do I'll calmly punch them
in the 4th day of July
Cause they tried to mess with third degree
That's me myself and I

It's just me myself and I (repeat 3X)
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#13
I think that once people realize what a superman is, they'll throw Soulja Boi in prison. In no way is homosexuality even remotely as odd as jerking on a girls back, throwing a sheet over her, letting it dry, so as to give the appearance of wearing a cape upon standing.
#14
Bradulator... WTF is that?
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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
#15
Quote by 5/4
I think that once people realize what a superman is, they'll throw Soulja Boi in prison. In no way is homosexuality even remotely as odd as jerking on a girls back, throwing a sheet over her, letting it dry, so as to give the appearance of wearing a cape upon standing.





...


#16
Quote by 5/4
I think that once people realize what a superman is, they'll throw Soulja Boi in prison. In no way is homosexuality even remotely as odd as jerking on a girls back, throwing a sheet over her, letting it dry, so as to give the appearance of wearing a cape upon standing.


If they send him to jail for putting supermans in his pieces then they should throw in Cannibal Corpse too
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#18
There is some seriously good rap out there, you just won't find it on MTV.
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#19
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If they send him to jail for putting supermans in his pieces then they should throw in Cannibal Corpse too


This just gave me a thought...

...who wants to see Cannibal Corpse superman Soulja Boi?
#20
Christ I don't think the people in the comments are making fun of him either
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#21
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This just gave me a thought...

...who wants to see Cannibal Corpse superman Soulja Boi?

No. I want to see Cannibal Corpse rape Soulja Boi. With knives.
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#23
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oh... the comments are classic too... I can't stop laughing...

omg people actually like that song... how...whut....huh...no way.... i honestly cant see how people can listen to **** like this, it literally makes me sick.
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#24
lol those lyrics are pretty freaking lame

and kinda music is making millions while super talented independent artists are working at a supermarket trying to find a brake
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#25
Quote by PatchworkMan
There is some seriously good rap out there, you just won't find it on MTV.

yea thats why i said mainstream rap
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#26
That's like me going and saying all modern rock sucks because of MCR.

50 Cent doesn't qualify as rap. He and his music qualify as good entertainment and computer generated sounds.
#27
Quote by thedubs
That's like me going and saying all modern rock sucks because of MCR.

50 Cent doesn't qualify as rap. He and his music qualify as good entertainment and computer generated sounds.

dude no one said all rap is like this
it just makes me sad that the most popular of it is.
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#28
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
A Doo Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
A Doo Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
A Doo Doo Head, Ha mouth stank

I was at this party talking to this bitch,
when she open up ha mouth and it smelled like ****,
Im like got damn whats going on,
shawty u look right, but yo breathe smell wrong,
I said doo doo head you's a doo doo head,
and that bitch got mad
and ha friend got sad,
so she sayin to me why u do me like that,
i said damn lil shawty cause u need tic tacs, AAAAYYY

She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
A Doo Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
A Doo Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
A Doo Doo Head, Ha mouth stank


EDIT: Soulja Boy- Doo Doo Head
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
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#29
^ Tell me who wrote that. I need to hear it (or if you wrote it, record it plz).
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#30
Rappers aren't bad writers. They just can't stop thinking about themselves and ****ing.
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#31
"Now watch me as I pull a rabbit out a hat
Then you can use the rabbit all over your cat"

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#34
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This is stupid, you could find just as many HORRIBLE examples in rock.


I found one in metal.

Conflict, terror, hear that noise
You're on the edge of a nerve-racking force
Oh my god, here's the fight
Never siege, never riot, must defy

Well look at me, what do you see
Another trophy, a living ****in dead beat
Close your eyes, take a step with me
guess what, there's no time to waste
insanity and abnormality careful what you call reality
What you will, always want
it was the day that you should die

I dont give a flying **** mother****er
I dont give a flying **** mother****er
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying
I dont give a flying ****!

I'll never wait for the pain of death
with a bullet in my gun dont **** over my ****
can you hold my crazy as I do
so **** hypocrisy and **** you too

Incoming!

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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#35
I pledge no allegiance, nigga **** the president's speeches
I'm baptized by America and covered in leeches
The dirty water that bleaches your soul and your facial features
Drownin' you in propaganda that they spit through the speakers
And if you speak about the evil that the government does
The Patriot Act'll track you to the type of your blood
They try to frame you, and say you was tryna sell drugs
And throw a federal indictment on niggaz to show you love
This **** is run by fake Christians, fake politicians
Look at they mansions, then look at the conditions you live in
All they talk about is terrorism on television
They tell you to listen, but they don't really tell you they mission
They funded Al-Qaeda, and now they blame the Muslim religion
Even though Bin Laden, was a CIA tactician
They gave him billions of dollars, and they funded his purpose
Fahrenheit 9/11, that's just scratchin' the surface
Quit my job blowin leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves



And they were singin like this!
#36
there are bad artists in every genre. there are just more people into rap who don't give a **** about the quality of music over whether or not they can dance upon one another at a high school function.
#37
*Ahem*

Even a n**** with 24s can get skeeted on

Baby with ur milkshakes ya get skeeted on
Thinkin u the **** girl ya get skeeted on
Walking on ur feet girl ya get skeeted
Ya get skeeted on, ya get skeeted on
My rims bigger than urs ya get skeeted on
Money longer than urs ya get skeeted on
Brought the pistol I got a chopper ya get skeeted on
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Money hoes cars and clothes
Is all a players knows
That there's people out here just lik e me
24s on the truck sittin nice like me
Pull up in the red light on the side of me
Duces on ur truck ya get skeeted on
Straight out of LA trying to get sum Jordan on
Bend the corner momma looking good but I don't wan 'er.
So I just skeet skeet on her
Skeet skeet skeet

As I'm out the bush with no rubba
He skeet on u make ur milk like butter
Who des n**** here they don't wan no trouble
Thunder on my lap I bust ur bubble
Paper stack of do that next thing u know
Hoes hollar who dat players gotta shoot at
How u say where my crew at
Dog wars and I thought for sho they were feeling black peas
Then smoke a lil
Skeet skeet skeet
Skeet some mo

Baby with ur milkshakes ya get skeeted on
Thinkin u the **** girl ya get skeeted on
Walking on ur feet girl ya get skeeted
Ya get skeeted on, ya get skeeted on
My rims bigger than urs ya get skeeted on
Money longer than urs ya get skeeted on
Brought the pistol I got a chopper ya get skeeted on
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

U know the name
U know ain't a dam thang change
Quit the empty chain cuz u part with the aim
Ridin like an officer ridin high on them thangs
Rims blind u like my name was Danny Ames
Rearrange ur hips lady
Right before you go take
Sip lady
This that crank
Skeet skeet skeet
Radar zone u can see any girl with it up rattle me bones
Got the TV chrome at the top of your grome
Ridin 18s choppin ur gromes
Ride 24s choppin ur gromes
Skeet skeet skeet

Here we go again
Shorty in the club n she didn't 'er men
They Smokin on the ether and sippin on dat hen
So I guess you get skeeted on never skeeted in
Guess you skeeted on never skeeted in

Baby with ur milkshakes ya get skeeted on
Thinkin u the **** girl ya get skeeted on
Walking on ur feet girl ya get skeeted
Ya get skeeted on, ya get skeeted on
My rims bigger than urs ya get skeeted on
Money longer than urs ya get skeeted on
Brought the pistol I got a chopper ya get skeeted on
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

I'm sick and tired of the hoes always actin bran new
Ur all in my pole like the red white and blue
And I ain't goin change
Still slayed some gangs to get brains
I could teach u some games
Feet firm in the streets boy I keep some change
Spray paint on the capris cuz im bleed wit them blangs
Michael Jordan
Spin and the rims don
Sucka roll up ur top with my glock
Skeet skeet skeet
All in ur face
For them hoes try to make
U can keep ur milkshake
Shake shake cuz hers better than yours
Shimmy splurge hitting curbs looking better than yours
Taking dope livin for looking better than yours

Baby with ur milkshakes ya get skeeted on
Thinkin u the **** girl ya get skeeted on
Walking on ur feet girl ya get skeeted
Ya get skeeted on, ya get skeeted on
My rims bigger than urs ya get skeeted on
Money longer than urs ya get skeeted on
Brought the pistol I got a chopper ya get skeeted on
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Skeet skeet, skeet skeet, skeet skeet, skeet skeet, X 3
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#38
Quote by Altered_Carbon
Yeah. 50 Cent is a ****ty rapper. Get some Outkast, Big Boi all up in that shiz.
And you're damn right you're joking about Oscar Wilde being "horrible/unimaginative".

Andre>Big Boi.

Big Boi never seems to know what the song is actually about, and tends to rap about thug life, even if the song is about.. Like.. Synthesizers..

Except on Speakerboxx. Church is awesome.
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