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Name one thing a girl has said/done that turned you on. It doesn't have to be sexual, might be a gesture or whatever.
peanuts and beers
She said "hi"

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Normally... hmm... sexual stimulation is a good one.

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The usual
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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
"I want to **** you and (friends name) at the same time." yeah it wouldve been better if she just said "i wanna **** you" but thats as close as i got
my girlfriend does this thing when she sings.. she looks at me this certain way.. i end up having a boner behind my acoustic :P
or her smile.. drives me crazy
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i know this one girl who just exists. it's pretty hot.

I was gonna say that!

The hottest thing? A foxy little redhead jumped into my arms and bit into my neck an shoulders and began nibbling/licking me. I had only known her for that one day, too
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whenever a girl makes a really obscure history references (ex "This is just like when Pulitzer and Hearst pushed us into the war with the Spanish.") or loves Bad Religion, I get a huge hard on.
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When they take their clothes off.
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Looks at the band shirt you're wearing (e.g. Lamb of God) and says "Oh my god, I love Lamb of God!"
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Smiling at me.
My Girlfriend gets me hard sometimes just by smiling...

Crazy girl =]
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When I realized life was a game.
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When they scream "HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of their lungs. Pass me a cigeratte, because i just came.

*passes him a cig and alerts the authorities*

I like it when girls look at me without a gleam of disgust in their eyes.
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I am the mistress of ManWithoutAHat . This pleases me.
i asked her if she would rather have a **** buddy than a bf and she said a **** buddy, then started making out with me.

oh. my. god.

(pants rise)
Fuck me works
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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Making this face:

*sighs* A man can dream...
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Fuck me works
Does it ever!

If I really love a woman I limit things to oral until she screams it. Now I almost have a Pavlovian response when I hear those words. It means the main event is about to begin.
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a girl in my speech class asked me where i lived and i said "why do you want to know?" and she said "so I can come rape you." haha

oh and when my gf gives me a shoulder/back massage i always end up hunching at a 45degree angle lol

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If a girl likes metal, punk, getting very hammerd and moshing, and is v hot, well she has to be mine, oh hang on a second she is, and has been for the last 3 weeks OH YEAH!!!!
The sound she made when she gulped down my (happy sauce).
That was enough to make me cum again.

Shes a keeper.
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Making this face:

*sighs* A man can dream...

OMG SHE HAS A FACE! I didn't even notice!

what turns me on? when I get a smile and see that gleam in her eyes. THats when I usually move in.
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When they bite their lower lip or shake their ass. Me personally.
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
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Looks at the band shirt you're wearing (e.g. Lamb of God) and says "Oh my god, I love Lamb of God!"

lol keep on dreaming
Well, I'm 16 so most of the girls I am surrounded with are pretty damn stupid. The hottest thing any of them could say would be something along the lines of...

"I am not a spoiled bitch, and I am capable of resolving and defending my own opinions. Lauren Conrad and Hollister are not important to me, and I enjoy dining in establishments other than Starbucks. Nice to meet you."

*Me ejaculates*
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Does it ever!

If I really love a woman I limit things to oral until she screams it. Now I almost have a Pavlovian response when I hear those words. It means the main event is about to begin.


Fuck me
Please Fuck me
Please Fuck me hard.
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