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#1
why would kerry king agree to this? marshall must be paying him a ridiculous sum of money, which doesnt make sense cos i always thought kerry king was into the whole "im not doing it for the money" philosophy...

i mean really, this is the most humiliating thing ive ever seen
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#3
i have nothing to say
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#4
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i have nothing to say
then why did you post?
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#5
hahahahaha how lame is that picture. Meh, can't say I wouldn't do it, money is important and it's not exactly controversial like endorsing a drink made out of dead tiger saliva or something.
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#8


That's just hilarious.
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#12
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#13
his JCM head is equally as awful
with "THE BEAST" setting...

arghh


also
Kerry King has the most pansy voice EVER.
its hilarious!
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#14
Kerry King can honestly do whatever the hell he feels like, his biceps are the size of my head!
#15
Oh my gosh, if he stood on it it would probably collapse!
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#16
that amp is tiny, like a gerbil or somethin... u cant pack slayer into a 10w POS like that....
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#19
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Kerry King can honestly do whatever the hell he feels like, his biceps are the size of my head!
the question is "why" not "how"
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#22
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Lemme fix it for him:

Kerry King's allowing signature MG amps because tiny crap amps make his biceps look bigger.
now i understand
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#23
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lol

thats quality
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#24
So it's ass-kicking and I dig it, but I still like to have my wall of Marshall cabs + JCM heads..
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#25
there is just something about this entire topic that i'm disgusted with
#27
Pfff, you guys just can't take how BR00TAL it would sound.

Grow a pair You need to be METAL to play a ****ing KK MG. hell, I'm gonna go buy one tomorrow, I bet it kicks total ass.
#28
Why Kerry? Why...?
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#29
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Pfff, you guys just can't take how BR00TAL it would sound.

Grow a pair You need to be METAL to play a ****ing KK MG. hell, I'm gonna go buy one tomorrow, I bet it kicks total ass.
for the love of God... PLEASE tell us you're joking

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there is just something about this entire topic that i'm disgusted with
and that would be...?
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#31
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and that would be...?


I haven't really decided yet. Maybe it's the fact that it is Kerry King holding a B. C. Rich with his bad-ass boots on. Don't get me wrong, the three things i just mentioned are fine but then with all that portrayal of bad-ass, you have him plugged into a tiny amp and the way his foot is position, it is like he is going to crush it
#32
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for the love of God... PLEASE tell us you're joking


I'm deadly serious, asshole

If you fail to see the sarcasm here...
#33
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I'm deadly serious, asshole

If you fail to see the sarcasm here...



Haha, i had meant to acknowledge your comment and jeowy's lack of attention to sarcasm
#34
To be completely fair, it probably sound better at bedroom levels than any 100 Watt tube head would.
#35
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To be completely fair, it probably sound better at bedroom levels than any 100 Watt tube head would.



Yeah, and he does say it's just a practice amp. He's not going to be recording with it or anything, so his record/live sound won't suffer. Even though it already sucks ass.

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#38
Kerry King or Slayer in general were never really known for their tone anyway.
#40
Wow, Kerry King looks hella bad ass with his boots on that tiny amp.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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