#1
It seems like lately at all of our school events, especially football games, there's been nothing but drunks and assholes. At our last school football game (highschool btw) I was standing in the middle of the student section between my two friends, and we were having a good time, until the place got really crowded. First of all some jerk from another school name jerry squeezed next to me so he could talk to another friend. He comes to all of our games because he has no friends at his school. He incredibly drunk and high and is trying to start fights with everyone including me (think guy from "new haircut" video). I could've easily taken him but I wasn't there to fight anyone. And on my left these other two drunk girls squeeze next to me so they can talk to people behind me. The one closest to me kept hitting on me (incredibly gross girl though), and her friend kept pushing her making the whole row almost fall over. The she said "oh it wasn't me" and i said I didn't really care and she tried to start a fight with me. Then behind me was my other friends girlfriend, totally piss drunk, falling on me, and almost puking every 10 minutes, and she kept like pushing me and ****. Plus the entire row in front of me smelled like vodka, bugspray, and weed.
Now I don't really mind people drinking, but alot of people it's like they're doing it every day and it just gets f*cking annoying. Can't you have fun without puking and getting felt up in the back of a taurus at the end of the night? One of my old friends is a total alcoholic and won't admit it, after homecoming he almost died after having a .3 blood alcohol level, then the next week he snuck out of his house to go to the game and get drunk again. it's just getting real annoying, and all the people just call themselves "partiers" so they don't have to admit they're drunks. What do you think about this stuff?

/long rant
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#3
A couple drinks to get you cheerfully inebreated is fine, when you can't even remember your own name and are vomiting everywhere it gets pretty rough, that's when you should stop. But then again I was pretty wasted myself last night...but it was bonfire night so I have a perfectly valid excuse...

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#5
yea it is well anoyin, i bmx so pretty much i spend a lot of time down the local skatepark and wenever its a weekend or a half term all the chavs come up the skatepark to get pissed and stoned every single night, it makes me wonder where they get all the money from cos they always hav so much booze lmao
#6
This is odd. I was listening to both my boys and their friends having this exact same rant at my dinner table last night. Seems to be somewhat common. I remember in High School going out after the game to an occasional party but I don't think any of us at the time had the balls to show up at the game drunk. My hat's off to ya dude.
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#7
I dont really get why people love drinking so much. I dont drink alcohol, yet I have as much fun as my friends by just drinking coke. I dont know anyone who actually likes the taste either lol.
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#10
I'm all for a drink or two, but drinking every day? Not even I can do that.

But hey, they'll pay for it when they're older...
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#11
lol

Been pissed 5 times in the last 6 days.

Good week.
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lol

Been pissed 5 times in the last 6 days.

Good week.

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#13
dude getting drunk during the week is kinda lame... seriously.

and i'm german, and we germans LOVE to get drunk.
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dude getting drunk during the week is kinda lame... seriously.

and i'm german, and we germans LOVE to get drunk.


And nobody gets hammered like the germans
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And nobody gets hammered like the germans


okay, i'm gonna have to sig that, kensai

AGAIN
#17
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Sorry bud, but trigger has a point. I don't like it either, and I mean I drink on occasion, and I have gotten puke drunk 2 or 3 times, but it is annoying when everybody around you is always drunk.

..unfortunately, that's just the way it is. It's cool to drink and smoke up, so yeah. It always happens.
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okay, i'm gonna have to sig that, kensai

AGAIN




Sorry
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#19
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Bugspray?


That's what I've been wondering...
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maybe to cover up the smell?


MOM: freddie, what's that smell? is that weed?

Freddie: uh... no mom, it's bugspray, i had a mosquito in my room
#21
i think you sohuld just have taken the girl up on her offer, whilst she was hitting on you.

and i think you should get drunk with them, i didnt use to drink that much, its not fun, so go and grt drunk with them young grasshopper
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#22
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maybe to cover up the smell?


MOM: freddie, what's that smell? is that weed?

Freddie: uh... no mom, it's bugspray, i had a mosquito in my room


First I thought it's some new dumbass teen fad where they sniff the bugspray to get high, or something. Like whippeds. I wouldn't put it past them.
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#23
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Bugspray?

could be those kids that are cool enough to smoke and drink in the woods... (woods= mosquitoes, need for bug spray)
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could be those kids that are cool enough to smoke and drink in the woods... (woods= mosquitoes, need for bug spray)



actually, that makes sense..
#25
I honestly don't know what the bug spray was, but it was probably a cover. And yea I agree the occasional getting hammered at a party is fine, but it seems like all the people around me are becoming alcoholics. There must've been like 20 fights at that game about stupid sh*t. And it's just really really annoying when you're surrounded by 20 people who can barely stand and smell like ass then call you a pussy because you don't drink.
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