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#1
Ok, so I heard there was this ancient myth about a sick video of epic proportions, called swap.avi
I've been told it's so gross it would damage your soul for eternity.
I told the guy that once I've seen goatse, my soul is already damaged and nothing can even come close, and he laughed in my face and said goatse is like Pokemon compared to this video.
I'm now extremely paranoid about clicking URLs.
What the hell is this thing?
#6
Is it not swamp.avi?

I did know this, and I'm fairly sure it was a scat video.

EDIT: No, it's an execution video. I think.
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#7
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Is it not swamp.avi?

I did know this, and I'm fairly sure it was a scat video.

EDIT: No, it's an execution video. I think.

Nope, you were right the first time.

Timeline of it:
The film opens with the deceptively peaceful imagery of computer-generated birds taking flight above computer-generated landscapes. A swallow soars over vineyards. SCAT SWAPPING SCHOOL SWALLOW. Is there some relation between the bird and the title? I put it out of my mind.01:03

Three women are sitting at school desks and a fourth woman is standing up as if she is their teacher. Why are there Mickey Mouse dolls leaned up against the wall?04:53

The teacher has been writing catchprases from Something Awful on the chalkboard with chalk. She has written "Pak Chooie Unf" from Lowtax's famous Space Robot Bonanza prank on the chalkboard. I don't know what the exact opposite emotion to ecstatic would be, but I'm fairly sure that emotion would be Lowtax's reaction to hearing the news.05:15

She's dropped the chalk. I think it's about to start.08:28

They are all disrobing. Each of them is ugly in their own unique way. I take some small consolation from the fact that nothing beautiful will be ruined by this video.09:12

The teacher has a finger up her butt. They seem very excited about this.15:33

The girls are taking turns on the teacher's butthole with fingers and tongues. I don't feel sick yet, although I feel a general malaise.21:18

One of the girl's fingers is caked in feces. She is licking it off with feigned joy. Her acne reminds me of the texture of an oil painting.21:47

The teacher's distended anus is thrust skyward and aimed by hand. A girl squats over her. This is the dolorous stroke.22:31

It began so suddenly I scarcely had time to gag. Serpentine coils of battery brown, here and there a nut or piece of corn, heaped high on the teacher's anus. Between smiles and giggles they look as if they might cry. Perhaps it is my imagination. I am shaken.25:46

They are feeding huge handfuls to one another. Their eyes roll back and they gag. The earth has cracked open and hell flows out in a great brown river.29:08

It is smeared all over their faces and breasts. They swallow with effort. The sound is like applying paste slowly and carefully to the back of a construction-paper owl. I see myself in their eyes. We want to die.34:16

They're trying to load the feces back into one of the girl's buttholes. It's everywhere by now. The way a fog blankets the hills of a village in Basque. I see a lone goat, a bell jangling around its neck. It bleats and leaps into the air, exploding in a welter of 98 degree ****. I do not vomit.40:24

They're caked with filth. It must smell like an abattoir in that tiny room. Innards and death. I vomit without looking away. I feel linked to them. I must endure. Is it possible to die from looking at something?45:00

A woman is defecating an immense, gnarled, mahogany log. I laugh despite the tangy snot oozing from my nose and the vomit matting my beard. Through some biological oddity the woman is expelling trapped liquid through a small channel in the middle of the turd as it emerges from her rectum. It is as if a cobblestone phallus is dropping from her bowel to urinate. I see nature in all its myriad splendors.54:50

Almost over, yet each second seems an eternity. My empathy for these women has evaporated. Too much indignity, too great a volume of feces passed from one colon to the next. I no longer see them as human. They are pale apes covered in argil. Their simian brains are insufficient for the task of comprehending their transgressions against Odin. I want to dash their heads open with a rock.56:28

One has just vomited a great quantity of watery red lumps on the backside of another. Vomit seems so innocent. I feel a strange urge to protect it from them. Preserve it as a taboo for less terrible peoples.59:50

They are now all covered in **** and vomiting into one another's mouths, like mother birds that have absent-mindedly built their nests in the skim tanks of a waste treatment plant. "I nourish you," I imagine them saying to one another. Somewhere pus issues from a teet into the mouth of a babe, rancid and sour, corrupting what it touches. This taint spreads of its own accord.1:01:22

They're laughing. It's over. I check my revolver but I have fired off my last cartridge at an Indian I caught eating a discarded shoe from my trash. I place the pistol to my temple and pull the trigger anyway. One of them seems to be crying.
#8
Wow. I only briefly read it and I almost threw up. I don't want to imagine what would happen if I'll watch it.
#9
YOU can pay for the psychiatric fees.

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#10
ina sick way i want to see this
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#11
I just checked out the stills of said video.

Oh God.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#12
I've seen the whole thing.

Do NOT watch it!

It is awful, awful, AWFUL, and will scar you for life.
#13
im already sick to the soul so dont worry, i can be your test monkey XD
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#14
what the hell? what kind of sick souls do that??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
humanity is so ****ing retarded.
#15
This may sound sick, but could anyone give me a link to download it, or send it?

Obviously, a PM will suffice.
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#16
Quote by hellbound_jonny
This may sound sick, but could anyone give me a link to download it, or send it?

Obviously, a PM will suffice.

google: swap.avi
#18
I remember when this came up on the SA forums. I never watched it, and never will. And I've seen my share of Goatses and tubgirls.
#19
You don't have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon it... It's hard enough to find even if you're looking for it.




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#21
If anyone has it, let me know through PM.




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#22
Scary. Very scary; yet, highly arousing at the same time.

Seriously, something like that existing only further proves that there is no god.
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#25
Quote by buckethead_jr
Nope, you were right the first time.

Timeline of it:




There are entire websites dedicated to nothing but scat porn y'know?
#26
Quote by zombie_monster
None of this gets to me.

2girls1cup just made me giggle

Goatse had me laughing out loud for about 3 days when I first saw it...
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#27
Quote by zombie_monster
None of this gets to me.

2girls1cup just made me giggle

2girls1cup is crap compared to swap.avi


the worst part about swap is that the girls are just so damn ugly. so even when you're watching them puking red **** all over each others feces-covered bodies, you can't be like "well at least she's kind of cute." NOPE, its just wrong. ITS WRONG!
#28
The girls who did it were Brazilian porn actresses who would do pretty much anything for cash.
They were paid about $100 I think.
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#31
Quote by Oguchi Onyewu
2girls1cup is crap compared to swap.avi


the worst part about swap is that the girls are just so damn ugly. so even when you're watching them puking red **** all over each others feces-covered bodies, you can't be like "well at least she's kind of cute." NOPE, its just wrong. ITS WRONG!

what the hell is 2girls1cup? whilst we're on the subject of 'shock websites' ?
#35
^ I will
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#37
Quote by joeymaxx
what the hell is 2girls1cup? whilst we're on the subject of 'shock websites' ?

its this video where two girls share a cup full of ****, like they eat all of it.
it didn't really get me because when the girl shat in the cup it looked like soft serve chocolate ice cream. but it was nasty when they started puking.
#38
Reading the summary reminded me of 2girls1cup.

I almost threw up after the first minute of that.
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#39
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
Reading the summary reminded me of 2girls1cup.

I almost threw up after the first minute of that.

worst part is

2girls1cup = around 2 minutes i think
swap.avi = i believe is around 1 hour long
#40
Are there any pictures in that link, Oguchi Onyewu, or is it safe to enter?

Some you are ****ing sick I guess I shouldn't be shocked since this is the pit after all.
Last edited by Walkin'Basser at Nov 4, 2007,
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