#1
hehe.

"12 Clues You Are a Hipster
1. You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn't won a game since the Reagan administration.
2. You frequently use the term 'postmodern' (or its commonly used variation 'PoMo') as an adjective, noun, and verb.
3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses.
4. You have refined taste and consider yourself exceptionally cultured, but have one pop vice (ElimiDATE, Quiet Riot, and Entertainment Weekly are popular ones) that helps to define you as well-rounded.
5.You have kissed someone of the same gender and often bring this up in casual conversation.
6. You spend much of your leisure time in bars and restaurants with monosyllabic names like Plant, Bound, and Shine.
7. You bought your dishes and a checkered tablecloth at a thrift shop to be kitschy, and often throw vegetarian dinner parties.
8. You have one Republican friend whom you always describe as being your 'one Republican friend.'
9. You enjoy complaining about gentrification even though you are responsible for it yourself.
10. Your hair looks best unwashed and you position your head on your pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks.
11. You own records put out by Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, Saddle Creek, and Drag City."
12. You have downloaded R. Stevie Moore videos and have attempted to enjoy them.
Last edited by original=punk at Nov 4, 2007,
#2
1 clue you can't count: You say it's 11 clues but it's actually 12

Stop dissing hipsters...
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#3
i hate hipsters, why can't you just be yourself?

and on top of that, they are generally rich, white, americans who i also despise.
i'll change it to 12
#5
"2. You frequently use the term 'postmodern' (or its commonly used variation 'PoMo') as an adjective, noun, and verb."
lol

#6
whats a hipster
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#8
Quote by Kensai
1 clue you can't count: You say it's 11 clues but it's actually 12

Stop dissing hipsters...

That's the funniest post I've seen all day!
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#14
Def Jux FTW!
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#16
Apparently I'm the exact opposite of a "hipster"...
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#17
Quote by original=punk
a hipster is a rich, white american, who moves to new york, says they listen to indie rock but secretly loves Christina Aguliera, wears "ironic" t-shirts, tight jeans.

heres a video parodizing their *a-hem* "culture":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM


That's funny, you look just like one of the guys in the video.

Same shirt and everything.
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I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#18
Quote by HuckIt
whats a hipster

I didn't know it myself, so I googled for images. Here's the first pic that came up:

How can you hate that?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#19


i thought i was a hipster, looks like im not.....
i fit into none of those things....
damn......
well i do carry a shoulder strap messanger bag for teh collegezorz but not much other than that...


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#20
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
That's funny, you look just like one of the guys in the video.

Same shirt and everything.



lol wut? he has short hair and aviators.

i have longish hair and glasses.

and my shirts red, his is tan.
#21
Quote by original=punk
lol wut? he has short hair and aviators.

i have longish hair and glasses.

and my shirts red, his is tan.

Aviators are still glasses.
Tan is a variant of red.

You ARE the same, don't fight it.
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Man that's badass.


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#25
Quote by original=punk
lol this is pretty funny too, he makes fun of hipsters ato ne of their festivals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn8DYjNjEoQ


haha
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thats pretty epic.
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Yup...
#26
Quote by original=punk
lol wut? he has short hair and aviators.

i have longish hair and glasses.

and my shirts red, his is tan.


Yeah you do look like a hipster.

For shame.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#27
Quote by 5/4
Looks like someone has never read 'your band sucks'...

Here's Dr. David Thorpe's guide to the North American Hipster:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/field-guide-north.php



lol that was pretty funny.

and do i really look like that much of a hipster in that photo?
cuz it was unintentional, it was at band practice and...oh, yes i'm in a bad.

we're like synthy-indie-pop. want to interview me for your 'zine? i can talk about how everyone else's band sucks, even ones i dont even know, and they probly just make up.
#29
Quote by Doolittle
"2. You frequently use the term 'postmodern' (or its commonly used variation 'PoMo') as an adjective, noun, and verb."
lol

#31
So, hipsters are those really trendy guys who hang out a Starbucks and wear turtle neck sweaters and horn rimmed glasses?

I just thought they were fasionably gay.