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#1
List off a bunch of things you've never done that people you know have done.

I've never...
- Done X (Extacy)
- Had a threesome (yet)
- Hit a woman*
- Been on a ferris wheel
- Broken a bone
- Been stung by a bee or a wasp
- Been mugged
- Done Acid
- Been in an actual fight
- Been Snowboarding
- Had White Castle
- Seen snow fall
...and lots more

Your turn.
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#2
...Why's there an asterisk next to "hit a woman?"
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#4
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...Why's there an asterisk next to "hit a woman?"


Yes, that's quite suspicious.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#6
-Gotten drunk
-Been in a carwreck (where I was driving
-Done drugs
-Been **** on by a bird (knock on wood there)
-Broken my cell phone (stay that way please)

I'm sure there's more. I'll post more later

You make good threads man
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#7
Quote by Gunpowder
...Why's there an asterisk next to "hit a woman?"


i was about to ask that....

and btw... you need to go out more... c'mon never been even stung by a bee?
#8
-never broken a bone
-never played halo
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#9
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#10
-masturbated on a hooker while playing eruption.

phail

this has been done before.
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#11
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...Why's there an asterisk next to "hit a woman?"

I starred it, because it's important. Hitting girls is wrong, and its something I will never do.
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#12
I've never had sex.

Although I had a dream about it that was so realistic, I was convinced during the first few minutes of waking up that I lost my viriginity...
#13
had taco bell
been kicked in the nuts(purposely)
died
been in a car wreck
broken my cell(even though it got hit by a mac truck)
fallen down stairs
cursed
thats about it
oh yeah
never had tacobell(repeated)
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#14
i've never

-played a baritone guitar
-been pregnant
-made anyone pregnant
-hit a woman (forcefully, as in, trying to hurt her)
-been kicked in the nuts by a woman
-drank through a beer bong
-done any drugs besides weed
-had an operation.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#15
this game only works when theres alcohol involved
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#16
-Had Sex (lol its not legal for me yet gimme a break)
-Broken a bone
-Been stung by a bee or wasp (not that i can remember)
-Done drugs
-Smoked

That's all the main ones.
#17
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-masturbated on a hooker while playing eruption.

phail

this has been done before.

Please link to the thread your talking about.
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#18
-never stole a car
-never lost my licence
-never worked at mcdonalds
#19
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
I starred it, because it's important. Hitting girls is wrong, and its something I will never do.



i would hit a woman if she was trying to kill me...
#20
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I starred it, because it's important. Hitting girls is wrong, and its something I will never do.

but doing X is?
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#21
Out of that list - these are the ones i have done.
- Been on a ferris wheel
- Broken a bone
- Been stung by a bee or a wasp
- Been in an actual fight
- Seen snow fall
#22
I've never watched The Hills(and never will no matter what anyone says)
On aside note, do'nt ever get kicked in the balls by a girl. If they do it they are obviously very angry and are hitting you there because they know its the one place they can hit you and you won;t get back up
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#23
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
I starred it, because it's important. Hitting girls is wrong, and its something I will never do.


what if they were coming at you with a knife?
#24
Boring...

The opposite of this thread is better. What is the most hardcore thing you've done?

We don't need to know what big pussies UG'ers actually are.

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what if they were coming at you with a knife?



Dude, one word, MAGNETS!
#25
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I've never had sex.

Although I had a dream about it that was so realistic, I was convinced during the first few minutes of waking up that I lost my viriginity...

Soo tempting to sig that.
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#26
So why is it that when women hit men its perfectly acceptable but men cant hit women?
And to stay on topic,
done drugs
broken a bone
been in a car accident
and thats all i can think of
#27
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I've never had sex.

Although I had a dream about it that was so realistic, I was convinced during the first few minutes of waking up that I lost my viriginity...


Maybe you did, like in Fight Club...
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#28
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So why is it that when women hit men its perfectly acceptable but men cant hit women?
And to stay on topic,
done drugs
broken a bone
been in a car accident
and thats all i can think of


Because in most cases we are physically alot stronger and also alot of men ave anger issues, besides if you hit a girl it will affect her emotionally alot more than the actual beating (unless you kill her).
#29
- Gotten shot by the cops
- Dug the bullet out with a bent knife because I was on the run from said cops and couldn't go to the hospital
- Had a long personal phone conversation with Nelson Mandela
- Smuggled said Nobel laureate through police checkpoints in the trunk of my car (okay, it's someone I know who knows someone who has, but still)
- Gone to university for a year in 1976 Soviet Russia
- Helped to liberate black South Africa
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#30
Quote by Jmac5
-Had Sex (lol its not legal for me yet gimme a break)
-Broken a bone
-Been stung by a bee or wasp (not that i can remember)
-Done drugs
-Smoked

That's all the main ones.

What are you? 10? Sex is legal at any age!!

Hmm.. I have never...
-Broken a bone
-Gotten high on drugs
-Gotten pissed drunk
-Had Sex
-Got detention in school (Though I have been suspended twice)

Unfortunately, I have hit a woman BY ACCIDENT. Also I punched my sister (If you could consider her a woman)
Last edited by Saintsatan at Nov 4, 2007,
#31
Ive never
-had sex
-had a girlfriend
-asked someone out
-eaten a muffin
-partyed (sp?)

etc, you can see where this epic phail stuff is going.
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#33
-Gotten drunk (though I have drank)
-Done drugs
-Smoked (ending that on wednesday)
-Had sex
-Seen Spinal Tap
-gone over 100 in my car
-been in a fight
-hit a girl on purpose
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#34
I've never:
Gotten Laid
Hit a women in Anger
Been to a Proper gig (this changes in Feb)
Been In A Fight
had a girlfriend
asked someone out
Got drunk
Done drugs
#35
- Never smoked pot
- Never got drunk
- Never lost a fight ( I've only been in two)
- Never broken a bone
- Never been stung by a bee

How can you have never been kicked in the balls by a girl?
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#37
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How can you have never been kicked in the balls by a girl?


Quite simply, You don't piss the crazy ones off. (That works for me anyway)
#38
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I starred it, because it's important. Hitting girls is wrong, and its something I will never do.

pussy
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#39
Haha, this came up on Top Gear the other week...

I've never used a tampon.
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#40
I've never:

- Had a hangover
- Thoroughly cooked the center of a home made pizza. Seriously, it just refuses to cook in the middle.
- Had a nose bleed
- Been able to use a hair dryer without it sucking my hair in the back through the filter
- Had a successful relationship (Although anyone who says they have is just a liar)
- Walked like an egyptian
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