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#1
songs on the guitar that will make a girl take her clothes off.
whats a good one thas not to hard to learn?

I want a song that fits with this situation.
girl: "oh you play guitar, play me a song"
me: "okay" *plays song*
girl: *takes off clothes*
the person below me can below me
Last edited by Mr_Mondo at Nov 4, 2007,
#4
That Nelly tune...

it's getting hot in here, so what? so take off all your clothes
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#5
Did you seriously just spell clothes wrong?
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#8
Quote by moody07747
........guitar =/= getting all the girls

noob..............................

...being the only person at your school who's sweet at guitar=getting all the girls, though.

Therefore, play "Fire" perfectly, at high volume, while shrieking, moaning, and thrusting your pelvis around.

EDIT:You have to play it with your teeth.
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#12
find out what the girl listens to, then go home and learn something, duh.
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#13
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Raining Blood - Slayer usually does it for Me.


+ a million

all i listen to is slayer and alli basically knwo how to play is slayer, im actually competing with gene simmons, just you really have to work up your speed especially in raining blood with the spider crawls

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#15
I've written pieces that several of my female friends refer to as 'seductive' but so far... clothes have stayed on. And that's probably good since I have quite the relationship going right now. They sound best on a nylon string, but can be done effectively with a normal acoustic. Or be like any other guy, and do "Hey There Dewhatsherface."
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#16
give me abreak I not learning guitar to be famous

i just want a song that fits into this suitiuation

girl: "oh you play guitar play me a song"
me: "okay" *plays song*
girl: *takes off clothes*
the person below me can below me
#17
I dont know, but as soon as you find out, let me know

but i'd prefer if she took her clothes off.
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Quote by hethamulburton
I've written pieces that several of my female friends refer to as 'seductive' but so far... clothes have stayed on. And that's probably good since I have quite the relationship going right now. They sound best on a nylon string, but can be done effectively with a normal acoustic. Or be like any other guy, and do "Hey There Dewhatsherface."

thats what i dont want to do
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#23
Play Wild Thing by Jimi Hendrix, and exactly like the monterey festival, set fire to your guitar. Keep the fire prolonged enough, that the girl takes her clothes off because it's too hot....

sorted!
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#24
First, you find the dumbest girl, then you learn to play the sky is crying, then you take the girl into a romantic place, play the song. Then you stab yourself with the neck of a bc rich guitar and kill yourself because you are pathetic.
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#26
You have failed to realise that guitar does not make you anymore attractive to women/help you pick up women or make them take their clothes off.

and besides i find that being a drummer helps me pick up more chicks hehehe
#27
Violent Pornography by System. But you have to sing it too.
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#28
Get a Wah-wah pedal.

BAM

Instantly, clothes off.
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#33
Get a bass, crank your amp and play a low F#... I heard that should help. xDDD
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#34
Quote by Mr_Mondo
thats what i dont want to do



, then write your own piece. Find a few moody chords in D minor or C major and bammo!!! great song. Course I think I used E minor for the classical piece I wrote-- that's one octave up, btw. O and A harmonic minor as well, that one was the best.
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#35
Play her feedback until she gives into your demands
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#37
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Play her feedback until she gives into your demands

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#38
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Play her feedback until she gives into your demands


That's what my band Eternal Silenkze is... feedback and vegetables falling from tables onto the floor so it sounds like Satan walking on people's heads and squishing their skull meats in.
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