Were gonna have a dead baby joke cometition. whoever has the best joke wins an E-cake

the only rule is no more than 3 jokes per post.

i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah

In loving memory of that damn game of poker

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Oh for fuck's sake.
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What's more retarded than a dead baby joke?

This thread.

DUDE you totally stole mine.
What sits in the kitchen, screams and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby peeling itself with a potato peeler.

What's red, sticky and fizzy?
A peeled baby in a vat of salt.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too