#1
to jalapeño peppers. i eat them on everything. subs, pizza, mac and cheese, with chips... i really mean everything. i've spent $20 in the past week on 3 jars of those fuckers. everytime i eat them alot i get the ****s, but im so addicted i dont even care help me?
#2
Eat cayennes you pussy.
When crying don't help
You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
An honest verse of longing
Or a simple song of hope...
#3
Instead of jalapenos, buy habaneros. See how much you like peppers after eating 3 jars of those babies.
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#7
Jalapeño's taste like grass and aren't that spicy. I used to be addicted to them too when I was like 13, now I'm 13 and a half and addicted to porn.
#8
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Jalapeño's taste like grass and aren't that spicy. I used to be addicted to them too when I was like 13, now I'm 13 and a half and addicted to porn.


how would you know what grass taste like? im gonna need advice from people who dont watch cartoon network.
#9
If you crush them up in a strainer and strain the juice out, then cook it in a spoon with a lighter, you can inject it.


---dont do that
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#10
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Jalapeño's taste like grass and aren't that spicy. I used to be addicted to them too when I was like 13, now I'm 13 and a half and addicted to porn.


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#12
I know how you feel, man...I went through a giant jar of them in less than two weeks, and I always get the napalm shits when I eat them...but it's worth it!
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#14
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If you crush them up in a strainer and strain the juice out, then cook it in a spoon with a lighter, you can inject it.


---dont do that



HAHA. Cheap Heroin for Mexican crackheads
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#15
Quote by freshtunes
If you crush them up in a strainer and strain the juice out, then cook it in a spoon with a lighter, you can inject it.


---dont do that



I REAAAALLLLLYYY want someone to go try that now...
#16
get addicted to pot, at least it'll be fun, and if you want, you can mix it with jalapeños
#17
Lol Jalapeno are 3/10 for hotness habaneros are 8/10 so if u like spicy habaneros are better choice also eat them with scrambled eggs is way better. also if ure addicted ure addicted just keep eating them they cant kill you unless you choke on them and die... then youd be screwed
#18
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#19
Quote by Bored to Tears
Jalapeño's taste like grass and aren't that spicy. I used to be addicted to them too when I was like 13, now I'm 13 and a half and addicted to porn.



the answer is very simple, just start shooting up heroin and snorting coke. I gurantee that you will stop eating Jalapeno's.
And as for this kid ^ it's ok i have the same problem, it is a problem. It may seem fun now but in 2 years it really is a problem and a distraction from everything else.
Hope I was helpful
#20
Quote by izaguF
get addicted to pot, at least it'll be fun, and if you want, you can mix it with jalapeños


i've done that before.