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#2
my friend told me there was an awesome party at a local college, but when i showed up it was A MOTHER FUCKING SCIENCE FAIR.
#4
How many Ug'rs does it take to make a crappy thread that's been done way too many times?


ONE!

GRUNGER!!!
#6
this sorry excuse of a thread

peace out!
Quote by Atomic48
Nothing's impossible if you have the proper artillery.


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In-depth common sense, at your service.


I Witnessed The Glory Of GORHL!

"It all shall fall, by the grace of the people." - ZDLR in Producer.
#7
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo

you must watch that....god first time i watched this video i laughed for the entire 1st part.

the 2nd part is pretty funny, but it's kind of repetitive funny ****, making it not as funny.

part 3 is just to finish the damn movie
#8
why did the chicken cross the road...
becuase the farmer left the chicken coop open.

lol cracks me up everytime...
#9
How many times has the search bar been used?


Well that's a mystery to us all.
Quote by fukyu1980
LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#13
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?


Finding half a maggot.
Last edited by mulletman500 at Nov 4, 2007,
#14
there was this blind man and he had a mahogany cane.
HE was making his way down the street like he does every sunday
but one day, he made a wrong turn
so he's walking down the street and he stops in front of a fish market
he takes a huge whiff, puts on a big grin and says

"WHOOOO!!!!!! good evening ladies!"
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#16
Quote by mulletman500
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?


The Holocaust.


You didn't tell it right. That joke comes in three phases.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#18
Quote by grunger
lol. Making threads are just funny for entertainment bro. Your a sorry excuse to FLAME! :P



and even funnier joke, that you took what i siad seriously

oh good times

edit: my typins a joke 2
Quote by Atomic48
Nothing's impossible if you have the proper artillery.


Quote by Prole
In-depth common sense, at your service.


I Witnessed The Glory Of GORHL!

"It all shall fall, by the grace of the people." - ZDLR in Producer.
#21
Quote by darkstar2466
You didn't tell it right. That joke comes in three phases.

Sorry. Please do it properly. I ruined the punchline though. Nevermind. I'll go back and edit it out.
#22
Why did the house call the doctor?

Because he had window panes.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#26
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo

you must watch that....god first time i watched this video i laughed for the entire 1st part.

the 2nd part is pretty funny, but it's kind of repetitive funny ****, making it not as funny.

part 3 is just to finish the damn movie

What makes it funny is that the guy sounds just like Christopher Walken...
#27
Quote by Travv0
That's your mother, your mom is tu mama. (with a ' above the 2nd a.)


sure, but tu mama just doesnt have the same flow like tu madre does, compared to your mom.

EDIT: unless you say "mama" in a not spanish like accent.
ehh
Last edited by skaguitarist53 at Nov 4, 2007,
#28
Quote by Skraeling86
That's a lot of booze. Frankly, I'm impressed. You're of a stronger timber than the average man, jimbob! Hail you.



Quote by Bubban
Yes you should go to a doctor, fucking moron. We can't do anything about your hemorrhoid.


#29
Quote by mulletman500
Sorry. Please do it properly. I ruined the punchline though. Nevermind. I'll go back and edit it out.


I believe it goes along the lines of:

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

- Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

- The Holocaust

I apologize. That came only in two phases. I swear there's a third one... I just can't remember what it was.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#31
=] this mario is ace
Quote by Last_Serenade
dimebag put as much emotion in to 9/10 of his solos as hitler showed when putting jews in syanide showers.

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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#32
Quote by darkstar2466
I believe it goes along the lines of:

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

- Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

- The Holocaust

I apologize. That came only in two phases. I swear there's a third one... I just can't remember what it was.

I don't get the second part.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#33
Quote by walkinbazooka
I don't get the second part.
How dumb are you?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
Quote by element4433
How dumb are you?

What? Do you want it on a scale of 1 to 10?
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#35
Quote by walkinbazooka
What? Do you want it on a scale of 1 to 10?


you should have said on a scale of 10 to 1
#37
Quote by walkinbazooka
What? Do you want it on a scale of 1 to 10?
Yep, I'm guessing 10
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#38
Quote by darkstar2466
You didn't tell it right. That joke comes in three phases.

So whats the entire joke, it seems funny.
Quote by Pinky&The Brain

Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#39
Quote by element4433
Yep, I'm guessing 10

Ok, I'm a 10 on the dumb scale; please explain the joke.
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
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