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#1
What things do you hate at a restraunt?

I hate...

People who talk too loud
Tables who break out in ear drum popping laughter every 10 seconds
People who clap during Football games at the table next to you
Cell phones
People making real estate deals on cell phones

How about all of you?
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#3
The grouchy waiters/waitresses.
Where's that confounded bridge?

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#5
I hate in movie theatres when you can hear the people behind you chewing, crunching, and slurping, drives me up the god dang wall.
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#8
I'm too busy eating to give a shit.
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#10
just people being loud in general. whether its kids, adults, annoying laughing fat chicks, etc.
#11
when the waitress or waiter hands you the kids menu
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#12
TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.
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#13
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when the waitress is way to "clingy" and is all over you.( i mean that in a not sexual way)


You mean she comes over every 2 minutes to check if you're "ok"?

I know how you feel brother, it sucks doesn't it?

I was watching the Colts/Patriots' game at a restraunt tonight and this guy was sitting next to me and would clap this really loud annoying clap after every play and he would do it until the beginning of the next one.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#14
TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

...

Oh thanks, actually, I'm gonna sig that!
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#15
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when the waitress or waiter hands you the kids menu


That's never happened to me.
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#16
i hate it when at the table next to yours theres this uber hot chick wearing next to nothing, so you stare at her and end up ordering somthng you didnt want cause you wernt paying attention and wen ur parents ask you, "well why wernt you paying attention?" you cant answer....
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#17
waitress: what would you like to drink sir?
me: a coke please
waitress:is pepsi ok?
me: NOOOOOOOOO I SAID ****ING COKE! >=((
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#18
finding severed limbs in my food.
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#19
The two things that annoy me to insanity are

1) When it's two or more girls talking to eachother about relationships and problems they have had and their so called drama.

2) when the restaurant gives you a whole onion patty in your burger like a full ring slice of an onion. I only like onion cooked or in small portions. I guess it's more of an onion hating thing than the restaurant..
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#20
when people start to almost fornicate in the restaureant. i mean i understand its a romantic night out, but go to the bathroom or your car, for the love of god! IM EATING!
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when people start to almost fornicate in the restaureant. i mean i understand its a romantic night out, but go to the bathroom or your car, for the love of god! IM EATING!


Nothing wrong with dinner and a show, man.
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#22
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waitress: what would you like to drink sir?
me: a coke please
waitress:is pepsi ok?
me: NOOOOOOOOO I SAID ****ING COKE! >=((


Damn those soft drink vendor contracts...
Umm... When my friends bring up awkward inside jokes really loudly and we get odd stares. When the food sucks.
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#23
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waitress: what would you like to drink sir?
me: a coke please
waitress:is pepsi ok?
me: NOOOOOOOOO I SAID ****ING COKE! >=((


It's even worse when they bring you a Pepsi anyways.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#24
When the food tastes like ****. Seriously, I went to Chilis once and I would have to say it's the worst resturaunt I've ever been to. I ordered chicken fingers (I only eat chicken at resturaunts) and I got some weird form of chicken that tasted horrible. And I couldn't even pick the sauce I wanted!
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#25
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It's even worse when they bring you a Pepsi anyways.



Resturaunts only have either coke or pepsi.
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#26
all the stupid motherf***ers who pick what table they want to sit at when we have a system of seating. take what i give you asshole, i dont care if you want a booth, were making your food for you, be grateful or were shitting in your soup. (I'm a host at a Ruby Tuesday)
#27
yeah damn pepsi and there mormons >=(

=D

and yeah when friends bring up inside jokes loudly... thats happened a few times was pretty embarassing some of them i just acted like i didnt know what he was talking about

EDIT: to guy above me... your getting paid... deal with it
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#28
I work at a restaurant.


I just hate the customers.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#29
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all the stupid motherf***ers who pick what table they want to sit at when we have a system of seating. take what i give you asshole, i dont care if you want a booth, were making your food for you, be grateful or were shitting in your soup. (I'm a host at a Ruby Tuesday)


Some people (like me) just don't like tables.

But then again, I'm pretty nickety and pickety.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#30
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I work at a restaurant.


I just hate the customers.



All of them!? I don't think I've ever not been polite in a resturaunt.
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#32
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restraunts that require a certain type of dress


I never got that, if they're making us pay an arm and a leg for their food anyway, why do they make us put on uncomfortable suits and ****?
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#33
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Some people (like me) just don't like tables.

But then again, I'm pretty nickety and pickety.


and i dont mind small preferences, at least when we're not busy, BUT WHEN WE HAVE ONE TABLE OPEN and people are bitching about a booth, thats about the time when i falcon punch the b*tch in the heart.
#34
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and i dont mind small preferences, at least when we're not busy, BUT WHEN WE HAVE ONE TABLE OPEN and people are bitching about a booth, thats about the time when i falcon punch the b*tch in the heart.


Oh well that's an exception, in that case I'm just happy to have a table at all hahaha.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#35
I hate places where I get really pissed off because the food takes 3 hours to get to the god damn table
#36
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I hate places where I get really pissed off because the food takes 3 hours to get to the god damn table

i dont mind if the food is mind blowing, but when its horrible, i feel like a part of me has died.
#37
The chicken dies in vain.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#38
When they have NOTHING else besides soda. Yes, I do get sick of soda. Jesus I wish they could lower the drinking age.

"Do you have anything else besides soda?"

*gets confused stare*

"Like any virgin drinks?"

"Nope...sorry"

"Fine...I'll have a ****ing lemonade."
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#39
States actually can, but the government will cut off some of it's privileges as a state.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

We're ticking away, the moments that make up the dull days
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