#1
having a problem falling asleep...anytips?
and no i dont have access to any pills...
also already masturbated...
#4
Listen to some of Brian Eno's music.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#5
Warm milk.
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#6
hot milk.


uhm. wait it out, get off the computer.
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#7
Get off the internet.
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#10
Fill a cup of water up completely and then drink it all at once.

I've done that a few times and it worked like a charm every time.
#13
pink floyd, especially the slow hypnotic tracks
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#14
In this order:
drink a glass of warm milk
eat a banana
then eat a reece's peanut butter cup and lay down.


you'll be asleep in minutes.
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#15
Get off the damn computer.


Also, if masturbation doesn't work, bore yourself into a stupor. Then you'll have no other alternative but to sleep.
#16
get off the internet and read a book,
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#17
try to watch the 1922 german movie 'nosferatu'
I thought it was awesome the first time, but the 2nd i fell asleep before the guy even made it to count nosferatu's house
#20
read a book an hour before rest, apparently watching tv or using a computer before sleep keeps the brain stimulated or some sh*t, making it more difficult to fall asleep

i have no problems sleeping whilst sitting ther with a stomach full of scotch and listening to testament
#21
Do drugs and don't sleep thats what I'm up to right now!!!
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#22
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Listen to some of Brian Eno's music.

second that.

then listen to him when you're awake, becuase its good
#25
lolz @ drug and drink replies

seriously though, you should come off the computer, lights out, lie down and DON'T MOVE. even if you have to concentrate on not moving, DON'T MOVE and you'll quickly relax.
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#26
seriously atleast 10000 people have made thios thread i cant sleep any tips
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#28
buy a bottle of absinth and drink heaps really fast....


you will either pass out or die, but that's ok, just consider it a really long sleep......


(that you will never wake up from)


if you do survive you will probably wake up in a hospital bed after having your stomach pumped and possible brain damage etc...


but hey, you'll get some shut eye!
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#29
think about guitar gear lol. then masturbate again. AND GET OFF THE INTERWEBZZZZ!!!
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#33
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read a book an hour before rest, apparently watching tv or using a computer before sleep keeps the brain stimulated or some sh*t, making it more difficult to fall asleep

i have no problems sleeping whilst sitting ther with a stomach full of scotch and listening to testament


Reading a book keeps your brain stimulated too. The best thing to do is to go for a jog or something. Something that doesn't require eye focus should work (guitar/conversation), but going for a jog makes you tired too and it's healthy, so double win!
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#35
Put on your headphones and listen to some soothing Dragonforce. Works a treat.
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#36
Quote by civildp1
In this order:
drink a glass of warm milk
eat a banana
then eat a reece's peanut butter cup and lay down.


you'll be asleep in minutes.

+1
You can even add a small bit of warm turkey.
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#38
try and stay awake
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#39
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having a problem falling asleep...anytips?
and no i dont have access to any pills...
also already masturbated...


For some reason, I eat, then think myself to sleep as I think into a daydream then sleep.
#40
drink dr pepper. thats 23 flavors to help you sleep!
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