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#1
Title saysnage it all.

for me its:

Low flying commercial aeroplanes
People who impose their beliefs/views on people
and
Yamcha from dragon ball z
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
#2
Scene kids.
LTD EC-400VF
Ibanez RG321MHRB
2005 Epiphone Vintage SG G400
MXR EVH Phase 90
Digitech Bad Monkey
BOSS DD-7
Korg Pitchblack
Marshall JVM215C
Marshall 1936 2x12 Cabinet
#3
- Greedy people.
- People who don't appreciate the things they have.
- Hunger, and the fact that a lot of people are starving this very second.
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#4
Morons.
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#7
Quote by darkstar2466
- Greedy people.
- People who don't appreciate the things they have.
- Hunger, and the fact that a lot of people are starving this very second.

Hippies.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#8
Things that piss me off:

Maths
Physics
Birds
Biology
The fact that it's 11:30 am, and I'm still semi-naked, yet I have a lecture at 9am
How the **** did I get home last night
Did I seriously have 5 cans of Super Tennent's?
And still get into the club?
Awesome
Did I make a prat of myself?
Probably
Awesome
Money
Music
Food
Family
Time
Brain Damage
The fact that I still get fluff in my belly button even after shaving my belly hair
The fact that none of my flatmates want the extra Biffy Clyro ticket I have
The fact that I forgot to ask the one other guy I know who's going to the Biffy concert if he knows anyone who wants a ticket.
Java programming
Toenails (seriously, WHY?)
Lecturers who pronounce determine with a hard I
Lecturers who carry a can of beans around
The lovely new (and ergo graffiti-free) seats and deskymabobbers in lecture theatre A
The fact I can walk into a record shop "for a browse" and walk out an hour later and £50 less well off
People who can't spell
People
Us
And Them
But not you
Any Colour You Like
Anthony Keidis
Firefox's spellchecker's inability to recognise the words "firefox" and "spellchecker"
pEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T GET IRONY
The caps lock on my laptop
The Insert key on my laptop (Seriously, WHY?)
Mice
The Great Gig In The Sky
The fact that someone will probably read this and not get that I'm listing songs from dark Side Of The Moon, which is kinda ironic since this list is of things that piss me off, yet I ****ing love Dark Side Of The Moon
The fact that I still don't have Dark Side Of The Moon on vinyl
The fact that people actually try to sync up Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz
The fact that I've never actually tried to sync up Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz
Macs (GET A RIGHT ****ING CLICK)
Internet Explorer
The English
People who hate the English. Most People hate the English. I don't. they're just wankers.
The French
That referee who put New Zealand out of the Rugby World Cup, thus letting France through. (Seriously, WHY?)
Butterflies
People who think Metallica went to **** after ...And Justice For All
The bastards who closed down OiNK
The bastards who cancelled Futurama
The fact that Claire from Heroes isn't my girlfriend
The redlines that appear under perfectly legitimate words in Firefox's spellchecker
That cheese that has holes in it (seriously, HOW?)
Tool
That **** who "fronts" Tool, yet stands at the back of the stage for the whole (half hour shorter than scheduled) concert, moving maybe once to scratch his ass, and only talking to insult me (No, I'm not going to buy your album, because you SUCK)
Heroin
Carling
Tennent's that doesn't have sambuca (that's a ****ing word, firefox(SO'S THAT))in it
The minuscule (100GB) hard drive on my laptop, meaning I have to use a ****ty bitrate (160kbps) for the music I rip
Society
Speak To Me
Communism (it works on paper, but not in real life)
The people who say that communism "works on paper but not real life"
Hypocrites
The fact that Madonna tries to put on this massive "helping the world" image, but would rather pay ABBA X million dollars to use their (frankly awesome) music in one of her songs, rather than just come up with something new and giving the money to charity
The Big Issue (seriously, ****e magazine, you'd be better giving your £1.50 to that guy with a blanket and an empty coffee cup with a few coppers in it.
NME (seriously, you'd be better giving your £1.whatever to me to spend on beer)
Buckfast (worst caffeine crash ever)
Caffeine crashes
People who put 4 dots in an ellipsis
Spam (the "meat")
Spam (the annoying internet stuff)
Magicians (I know it's a trick, but HOW does that hot bird with an annoying smile etched into her face get out of the box?)
Txt tlk
Why Not? (Club in Edinburgh that just plain sucks (It has a queue for the queue, for the queue)
The fact that I'll go to all the bother of typing "queue" when it sounds exactly the same with just the first letter (or just the first three, for that matter)
Porn that isn't free
Broccoli
Biology labs (YAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN)
Drosophila (Oh right, you know THAT'S a word, but not "firefox"?)
Lecturers
People who probably had to use google to know what a "hard I" is (, hard)
People who giggled at "hard"
Poop
The fact that I have never yet managed to use the word "callipygian" in a sentence, other than to answer the question "what's your favourite word"
The scar on my hand
Transvestites
4th floor windows
Ouzo
That French **** my flatmate bought and subsequently forced me to drink
Triple vodka and red wines
Wine
Belgian beer (It's SOOOO good, but I cannae no afford it)
Neds
The fact that I can easily write 4660 characters on things that piss me off, before I even mention people from the 1800s (they're called "automobiles", people, they're much faster than horses)
People from the 1800s (they're called "automobiles", people, they're much faster than horses)
Elitists
The fact that I will never meet Gustav Holst and shake his hand
People with pussy handshakes
Generic American sit-coms (8 Simple Rules exclude, due to presence of Awesome and hot birds)
People who assume (when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME)
People who presume (when you presume, you press you and...wait...that doesn't work, tactical error)
The fact that ABC1 got switched off
The fact that I only just got a TV channel named after me (Awesome, by the way)
The fact I can't play chess well enough to start a game on the toilet wall in my uni
4chan
The fact that I occasionally find 4chan amusing (http://imagechan.com/img/image.php?id=1587)
The cheese that has blue stuff in it (seriously, HOW?)
How shy I am
The fact I can actually feel my liver shouting at me
Maths
The fact that I the maths course I have to take next semester is the most failed course in the whole university
The fact that www.magikart.ru seems to be broken, so I can't buy The Sundial's album on the spur of the moment.
Fascism
Religion
The Game
The fact that i can never decide if I actually enjoyed 1984. On one hand, it was an awesome book, but on the other it was long, boring and nothing happened.
People who don't think 2+2=5
People who DO think 2+2=5
Quantum mechanics
People who comment on YouTube videos
Scum
UG's classic skin
Politics
Eclipse
Dogs
Pigs
Sheep
The fact that people still think Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wall are Pink Floyd's best albums. Hello. Animals
Ricky Gervais when he's not doing stand up
The word "tittle" (It's so cool, yet it's used for such a boring thing that I never get to use it)
Led Zeppelin post 1974
The fact I don't yet own a Led Zeppelin record
Scientific programming
The way that the Cut/Copy/Paste keyboard shortcuts are different in Linux
The way "Linux" is pronounced (hard I? WHY?)
The fact that someone reading this will probably need to use Google to figure out what a hard I is, even though it's not 5000 characters since they had to use Google to find out what a hard I is for the first time)
The fact that the alkeyhol shop is like 5 minutes away
The fact that I promised myself I'd go for a swim today
The fact that I need to go to uni in like half an hour to hand in an assignment I finished on Monday, but couldn't hand in because my Biology tutorial clashes with my Physics lab
Hugh Jackman
The fact that I'm not Dr. Cox (this one really hurts)
The song My World by Guns N Roses'
People who don't like Michael Jackson
Racists
The French
Xenophobes
The guy in this photo
The fact that I can't sing like Mark Lanegan
the fact that you probably don't know who Mark Lanegan is
Those dodgy Spanish punctuation marks
The fact that Maths textbooks are just plain unhelpful
Acronyms
Lack of money (the currency kinda stuff)
Lack of Money (the song, awesome solo)
Death
Life
Fate
The fact that I haven't invented anything
Dobzilla
Lidl's (but it's so cheap =/)
People who think light beer is less alcoholic
Zakk Wylde (NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW Douche alert)
Disney films that were made after I was 5 years old
The lack of Peep Show on TV at the moment
Clubs that close at 3am
Pubs that close at 1am
Pubs that stop selling me alcohol just because I'm "really drunk"
People who diss pop music, when it is obviously awesome (Cases in point: Natalie Imbruglia, Michael Jackson, PMMP, Wham!)
The French
The fact that people don't find me as funny as they should
Car insurance adverts
The adverts for companies that compare car insurance companies
The lack of adverts for companies that compare the companies who compare car insurance companies (www.gocomparecompare.com anyone?)
The short version of that awesome Cadbury's advert (the one with the gorilla)
Spoofs of that awesome Cadbury's advert (the one with the gorilla)
My lack of Irn Bru
Drummers
Bassists
Guitarists
People who think a song sucks just because it has no guitar solo (how do you think harpsichord players feel?)
The fact that Kurt Cobain topped himself
The people who think Kurt Cobain didn't actually top himself
Courtney Love
The fact I can't spell the real name of that hot bird from Heroes
The fact someone might actually read all this
The fact that someone might not read all this
The fact I just remembered you're IP banned and certainly won't read any of this
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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#9
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Hippies.


I don't wear tye-dye, I don't smoke myself retarded, and I'm not a hardcore tree-hugger. Therefore, I am not a hippie.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#10
how do you sleep at night?
Oh dear god, I dont feel alive.
I have a new blog, of the interesting type.

In so far i have seen,

1. The Darkness
2. Wolfmother
3. The Grates
4. Faker
5. Kings of Leon
6. Coheed and Cambria
7. Architecture in Helsinki

and counting.
#11
I hate that Frenchy is so unhappy.

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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#12
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The Game




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Dobzilla




(and no, I didn't read all of it )
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#16
Quote by sgboy666
Scene kids.


+999999999 x infinity


people bitching too much.
rich snobs
wusses
cops!!!!!
parents

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Yes, you sir win the internet!


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To put it crudely, every hole is a goal.


#18
I try to not think of things I hate. Life's far too short to dwell on that siht.

I'd rather think about a new love, schussing down a slope covered in fresh powder, drinking around a campfire trying to stay warm against the chill of the night, or a baby laughing as it tugs at my beard.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#19
wow im surprised how much of frenchy's list could be in my list..

kudos on the gigantic dr cox rant list
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#21
Quote by Minkaro
Frenchy wins.

I'm not entirely sure what he wins, but he deserves to win something after putting all that effort in.

Most well-preserved sideburns of the year award, perhaps?

I think he wins a hernia.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#22
the world and everything in it
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cyclobs you are demented..... in a good way
#24
For the record, I didn't actually manage to type all that in 5 minutes, it was a copy and paste job from a rant I tried to post in FOTB the other day when someone asked whether he was pissing us off. Also the reason why some of the times/days might sound funny.
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#25
Quote by Burpin'Worm
+ when you've typed a huge mother of a post and the thread's closed before you post it.

Edit: Damn it. Add "people posting just before you making your post pointless" to that list.

haha, yeah

*glares at Pan-Tallica*
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It's can be a contraction and genitive case.

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If you cut down on these costs students won't learn so well, effecting the "quality"...
#26
Frenchy made me lose the game




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
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#27
Slow drivers.


Oh and parents at my football matches. They act like they know everything but they just sound like morons. Especially that one annoying lady with the realy nasal sounding voice that yells " Oh Comonnnnnn!" everytime the ref calls a foul. She's at every sporting event in the world, you know who I'm talking about!
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#28
Quote by FrenchyFungus
For the record, I didn't actually manage to type all that in 5 minutes, it was a copy and paste job from a rant I tried to post in FOTB the other day when someone asked whether he was pissing us off. Also the reason why some of the times/days might sound funny.


'The fact that it's 11:30 am, and I'm still semi-naked, yet I have a lecture at 9am'

At first when I saw that and noticed you posted at 12.30, i though it had taken you an hour.

#29
Idiots
Rude people
loud people in resturants
the fact frankie and benny's plays this really annoying song everytime has a birthday party there.
the fact people dismiss pablo honey as an album so much
political extremists
religious fanatics
stupid people
morons
idiots
cretins
George Orwell fanboys
People who have never read brave new world and claim to like dystopian literature
people who claim the film of clockwork orange, one flew over the cuckoo's nest and Jurassic Park are better then the original novels
people who think excessive CGI is a replacement for plot
fanboys
fangirls
people who are elitist about music
people who don't know good music
people who can't realise that the Wall is the greatest pink floyd album
mopeds
chavs on mopeds
chavs not getting hit while on a moped
people who don't read books for pleasure
people who won't try and cook
lazy people
people who hate sports
american football fans
chelsea
People who continue to argue with you even after you've conclusively proved them to be wrong
loose change
people who love maddox
people who hate maddox
intolerant people
michael jackson's insanity
alcoholics
people who don't drink
overly invasive government policies
tucking your trousers into your socks
overly tight/baggy clothing when you don't have the figure for it
giant belts in wrong places
giant beeds
crocs
converses
artists
professional critics
people who can't apreciate art
nietzsche
plato
people who don't give to charity
people who are fanatics about charities
improperly cooked steak
cheep, poor quality alcohol.
shallow people
people without a sense of humour
people who are homophobic
my bass
my amp
the pit
4chan
youtube fanatics
networking site *****s
people who don't read FAQs
people who think webcomics/graphic novels are stupid.
#30
I hate

chavs
the emos that have REALLY stupid hair
the emos that cut themselves
people who think classical music sucks
people who think progessive music sucks because they have little to no theoretical knowledge of music
i hate myspace
facebook
school surf control
parental controls
i hate it when I break one of my middle strings (A,D,G,B) because i can't sweep
I hate sweeping because I'm so bad at it
i hate john petrucci because he's too damn good
I hate my father
I hate my father's mother
I also hate reading anything that isn't useful to me (popular science, macleans, elle, chatelaine....)
i hate those candy rockets ..... half of all my candy every freaking year i went trick or treating was ROCKETS
I hate reality tv with a passion
i hate those ditsy blonde teeney princesses with all the money
i hate paris hilton
i hate nikki hilton
i hate lindsay lohan
i hate hilary duff
i hate hailey duff
i hate ashley simpson
a7x, synyster gates..... great name... for a douchebag
tool - honestly, choose a better band name
dragonforce, please for the love of Vai, learn some theory
I hate applesauce
I hate Rene Descartes
I hate kimchi, that stuff stings
i hate computers
i hate hackers
i hate the freaking losers that go on starcraft and call everyon n00bs just because we don't play starcraft every waking minute of our lives
i hate george w bush ... you can't just LEAVE the kyoto accord....
i hate racists
i hate sexists
i hate people who i try to have a friendly convo on MSN and they start going:

<Me> : So how's it going"
<Retardedkid> what is "normal"?
<Me> Pardon?
<Retardedkid> I mean should I be "normal?" and go along with all you comformists?
<Me> Yeah, goodnight *presses block button*

I hate the blue screen of death
I hate SPARTAAAA
i hate computers
I hate paradigm shifts
i hate the rate of exponential technological advancement, as demonstrated by iPods ( I honestly can't keep up with you people)
I hate people who take the two words "you people" the wrong way.... =___=
I hate people who think I'm copying Frenchy
I hate my house because it's literally falling apart because my mom has no money to pay for it
i hate my father
i hate my father's mother
i hate men who abuse their women in any way
I hate that annoying dog whistle sound that some douche likes to blow when i'm doing my ENGLISH FINAL!!!!!
I hate the insert key as much as Frenchy, it is the most useless button on the keyboard
I hate pedophiles
i hate lemonparty
I hate my friends for setting my wallpaper as lemonparty
i hate Tie Domi.... best thing to happen to the leafs was him leaving the team
I hate sidney crosby... because he's not on the leafs
I hate andrew raycroft, can't catch a puck for beans
I hate msn.... those dinging noises it makes when someone signs in....
i hate adverts on UG, unless they have women in them
I hate people who love women only for their bodies
I hate people who love women for their "great personality" Who are you trying to kid!?
I hate the weekend, because it means I have to stay at home with my naggy mom
i hate people who think Canadians are beer-drinking, igloo-living, syrup and poutine-eating eskimos, because we're NOT.
I hate the way people spend money on the stupidest things.... like a handbag for their dogs.... *COUGH*paris"theskankoftheworld"hilton*COUGH*

I hate typing all this out because I could be playing guitar
I hate guys that use the guitar as a means to get girls when otherwise they'd get none.....
I hate people who don't know any theory
I hate people who don't know where the Bb on their E string is, but learned to play master of puppets, rather poorly might I add
I hate metallica
I hate jsut about every metal band that's around right now
I hate people who can't spell
I hate hypocrites
i hate it when people think I'm native american..... I'M ASIAN
I hate it when people call me chief
I hate it when people call me " The Friendly giant"
I hate going anywhere that I don't want to or have to,.
I hate tightwads
I hate douchebags
i hate idiots
i hate morons
i hate simpletons
I hate people who try to use big words to make themself sound smart, but don't have a clue as to what those words mean
I hate people who let their kids watch south park when they're 4 (Mom, dad....)
I hate computer viruses
i hate computer worms
i hate spyware
i hate trojans
I hate people who don't use contraceptives then complain that the baby is too much to handle.

And most of all I hate Clothes, clothes are the most overrated pieces of woven fabric ever made.
hue
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#31
HIghlands, NC.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in you sig if you like bagels.
#33
People who drive big trucks or SUV's and don't haul anything ever. It makes fuel prices rise. I just need to find out what the average american drives, then the average gas usage of each american, then the average mpg that cars have, then suv's and trucks. I think that if these jerks stopped driving these big vehicles, the law of supply and demand would balance and gas could be somewhat reasonable.

I really hate people that drive Hummers.

I also hate when attorneys laugh.
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#34
Druggy's and their habits. Ugh....
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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#35
brits,huns,orange order,people who try and cencor and intimidate,b specials,black and tans,mi5,mi6,touts,supergrass's,theifs,pealers,shinners,unionists,loyalists,free staters,the brittish and american goverment who should all be tried and covicted for the illegal wars they have cause and the murder's they have committed as they are the terrorists.Tá Gráin Agam Ar Thatcher Fós
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#37
I hate not knowing what to say you hate when five other people pwned the crap out of things they hate.
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