#1
alright it works like this you read the person above yous wish then corupt it

like a wish would be:

I wish i had ice cream
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
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#2
I thought there was already a thread for this... Regardless, you do but your ice cream melts.

I wish this wish was unable to be corrupted.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#3
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I thought there was already a thread for this... Regardless, you do but your ice cream melts.

I wish this wish was unable to be corrupted.


It isn't corrupted, but you end up getting anal warts!


I wish I could fly
#4
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It isn't corrupted, but you end up getting anal warts!

I wish I could fly


You corrupted my wish so it didn't come true so you played wrong so I win.

You can fly, but only off a building towards the ground.

I wish I could turn invisible.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#6
Quote by break-me-in
You corrupted my wish so it didn't come true so you played wrong so I win.

You can fly, but only off a building towards the ground.

I wish I could turn invisible.


No. I never corrupted your wish, you just ended up getting anal warts. How unfortunate. You dont win, game on!

edit: A giant alembic falls on your crotch


I wish I could bench 400 pounds.
#7
Quote by break-me-in
You corrupted my wish so it didn't come true so you played wrong so I win.

You can fly, but only off a building towards the ground.

I wish I could turn invisible.
you were shot with a rifle because noone saw you

i wish i had a gibson studio electric guitar
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?


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Last edited by Skullbolt at Nov 5, 2007,
#8
Quote by Skullbolt
you were shot because noone saw you


That's retarded, getting shot is less likely when you're invisible.

And the last 2 people to post forgot to put their own wishes down.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#10
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That's retarded, getting shot is less likely when you're invisible.

And the last 2 people to post forgot to put their own wishes down.



i posted one


And no one answered it so...


edit: you get 1 million doll hairs


I wish I could bench 400 pounds
#12
U were but then inflation skyrocketed and a hamburger was 500,000 dollars

I wish i had an unlimited amount of wishes

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#13
Quote by jakemac
i wish i had genital warts



But instead you got herpes

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#15
Quote by Pernicano22
U were but then inflation skyrocketed and a hamburger was 500,000 dollars

I wish i had an unlimited amount of wishes


Ok, but you can't use them.

I wish I was rich.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

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#16
you can, but someone puts you in a competition, and accidentally makes you bench a million pounds, and you are crushed and die

i wish you would corrupt my wish
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#17
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Wish granted but you then lose the ability to speak


I wish I had an Alembic bass.



But you had to burn it to survive the winter

I wish i had everything ive ever wanted

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#18
Quote by jakemac
i wish i had genital warts
wish granted you already had genital warts but then they caused cancer and you died

i wish noone would respond to this wish
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?


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#19
Quote by Magic Jim
you can, but someone puts you in a competition, and accidentally makes you bench a million pounds, and you are crushed and die

i wish you would corrupt my wish



And Nothing Happens................. ...............

I wish i could read minds

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#21
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Wish granted but some of the thoughts you find cause your head to explode.


I wish that I could sing.



But you sing in a pitch thats un hearable to mankind


I wish my wishes were non corruptable

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#22
i wish you used the search bar and posted in the existing thread

i wont report this, someone else will

EDIT: forget that last bit
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
Last edited by stevo_epi_SG_wo at Nov 5, 2007,
#23
Your wishes are non corruptable, but you wish you had wished for better things.

I wish the French could win a war.
#24
The French could never win a war. Not even in a hypothetical game like this.

I'm sorry.
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#25
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The French could never win a war. Not even in a hypothetical game like this.

I'm sorry.



well they did win the French Revolution.....probably because the enemy was, indeed, French.


I wish the sun would explode
#27
The sun does explode, but then Al Gore has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize, because global warming is no longer an issue.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.
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#28
Quote by Jack Off Jill
The sun does explode, but then Al Gore has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize, because global warming is no longer an issue.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.


You do know, but it drives you to suicide.

I wish I didn't know what Jack Off Jill was talking about.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#30
Quote by maroon5mustdie
Your wishes are non corruptable, but you wish you had wished for better things.

I wish the French could win a war.



In the future they do but cause humanity's doom because they have very little war experience

I wish i was president

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#32
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Granted but then you don't understand anything

I wish I was in church right now...!


The you become a live-in member of the church with no luxuries; bass, music, etc....


I wish i lived in italy

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#33
wish granted but the monkey makes you as his pet
I wish i could see through walls!
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