Well, our annual talent show is coming up. However, I think the word 'talent' is used very loosely. Rather than showing your talent, half of this show is just people having fun, which is all good. So my friend and I are wanting to do a funny rap or something of that sort. Does anyone know of a funny rap or something of that sort that my friend and I could do?

anything by weird al pretty much...
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That one is appropriate if you alter it a little.
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show me yo bootyhole by one of the members of saosin's rap side project. Vulgar by schools standards, yet hilarious.
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EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoWfambAi6A thar ye go.

Oh man, I was so thinking of doing any Flight of the Conchords thing, but I can't get any of them to make sense when I make it appropriate for school events...

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