#1
I was planning asking my paps for a new Epi Les Paul thi christmas but my ma asked what I wanted for Christmas and I said a new guitar and she said no way are you getting a new guitar so anyway since im only 14 i cant get a job whats a good way to make some quick cash besides mowing lawns and ****
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#2
Mug someone. Quick easy cash. Or sell your body
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#4
Do you really want to know the answers you'll get on here?

EDIT: I rest my case.
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#5
work the night!
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#6
Sometimes u can get small jobs. Mowing lawns and cleaning is the easiest way at 14.
#7
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Do you really want to know the answers you'll get on here?

EDIT: I rest my case.

its the pit I know im gunna get **** like that but I know someone will give a straight up answer
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#8
I mowed lawns.

Get a job.
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#10
sell drugs
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#11
sell drugs
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#12
work at starbucks


drugs and prostetution work too.
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#13
Forget a Les Paul, use the money to buy a book about grammar
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I like you, as a fellow vocalist I like that you are here on UG and admit to not being a guitarist.
Bravo.




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#15
Borrow money and make it back later. Make sure theres no interest though.
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#17
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#18
Sell candy at school!

Edit: I actually mean candy, not E.
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#20
steal a guitar, pawn it off, and then use the money to buy the guitar
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#21
i sell drugs.
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#22
i'm not even kidding when i say sell drugs if you're THAT desperate.

meth is ez pz to make these days, and very available.
DXM is found in cough medicines, just extract it and sell it like that.
grow and sell shrooms.
grow a chronic plant and sell weed
#24
Sell stuff you dont need on ebay.
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#26
if your good with kids you could baby-sit...it's pretty damn easy seeing as they make you do it when the kids are already asleep...this one time i just sat in their t.v. room and watched borat and low grade hbo porn until they got home...easiest 20 bucks i ever made
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#27
There's no such thing as an easy way to make money.

Unless you take the above guy's advice, and sell stuff on ebay. Just make sure its your parents and/or friend's stuff.
#28
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Forget a Les Paul, use the money to buy a book about grammar

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Prank calls?

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Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#29
if all else fails, you can blow the mailman

oh wait, wrong topic
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#30
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I was planning asking my paps for a new Epi Les Paul thi christmas but my ma asked what I wanted for Christmas and I said a new guitar and she said no way are you getting a new guitar so anyway since im only 14 i cant get a job whats a good way to make some quick cash besides mowing lawns and ****


i Know you can be a hooker
#32
go dig around in your couch cushions and under the seat in the car.. you oughta get at least five - ten bucks right there.... mow lawns... baby sit..... just do all the little crap jobs teenagers do, it may not be much, but it adds up, and it'll make that guitar that much more worth it if you worked your ass off for it... your mom might even throw in a little money for ya when she sees how hard you're workin for it.
#33
Well I'm 15 and I can get a job almost everywhere I ask.
Mowing lawns is a great job. Except it's Fall.
#34
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ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#36
sell drugs to little kidies
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#37
BTW, money isn't free. You have to work to get something done. You can't just sit around and expect it to appear.