#1
I was reading this article, and he lists the qualities of a b*tch. I was thinking "what could someone do at the Pit to make themselves a b*tch?". Here's my list:

Writing a really long meaningful post at the end of a thread, and nobody else posts afterwards, leaving the thread to die forgotten

Making a thread with a really long message, only to find replies such as "Wrong forum" or "Search bar"

Posting a long reply, that ends up at the bottom of the page, and when a new page is made, nobody cares about the page you are on

Losing an argument (especially to someone who types like a 13-year-old girl on AIM)

Being madmaxluke (see this thread)

Please add on to the list.
#2
Quote by The Madcap
types like a 13-year-old girl on AIM

This I can agree with...my eyes are not what they used to be young grasshopper, therefore I can't clearly read what the person is typing
#3
Maddox is the ****.
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.........oh wow.
Eddy 372, im nominating you badass of UG
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I believe thats the best looking Explorer I've ever seen, I did think they were all ugly until i seen that one Eddy372 good choice.

#4
Reply to a topic with "ICY HOT LULZ!!!111111111" in an attempt to make people think there funny

And then get flamed
#7
that article was FUCKING GENIUS

and i agree with everything, especially the Hollister part. FUCKING HATE THAT PLACE!
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#9
Hahah yeah i read that article a few days ago.

He is pure genius.

I love the part..... "The lipstick was rubbing off, so i took my moan-maker out of her facehole. Took some silverware for my trouble, and left"


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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

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#10
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Posting a long reply, that ends up at the bottom of the page, and when a new page is made, nobody cares about the page you are on



Damn, I hate when that happens.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#11
The part about the "maternity dresses" made me relieved that someone else feels the same as I do. When I first saw people start wearing these, I was like "WTF, are you pregnant?" They look so retarded.
Oh Shit!
#12
Moan maker

this guy is class. I found that the lipstick colour on the right was slightly darker than the one on the right, but it's only when I saw them next to each other. They are WAY too close to warrant actually owning both of them. That is, if that colour actually looked good on.
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#13
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Writing a really long meaningful post at the end of a thread, and nobody else posts afterwards, leaving the thread to die forgotten

Posting a long reply, that ends up at the bottom of the page, and when a new page is made, nobody cares about the page you are on



That happens to me all the flipping time.
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#14
I often believe I can stop watching CNN if I were to only read Maddox's entries from time to time.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
#15
I'm so glad Maddox wrote another article, it had been a long time. I just read this one a couple of hours ago.
#18
How about those guys who post pics in threads like "What girl should I date? I want to know which is hottest so I can sleep with them." Then UG finds the girls' myspaces, sends them a link to the thread, and basically messes up the guy's life?

I've seen it happen twice, it's terrifying.
Who dat?