#1
When playing guitar, and you put your fingers on the metal things it makes a wierd noise. Simply put your hands next to the metal thing not on it muahahahhahah


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#6
There's lots of metal things on guitars, and they all have names, and none of them are named "metal thing".
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#10
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When playing guitar, and you put your fingers on the metal things it makes a wierd noise. Simply put your hands next to the metal thing not on it muahahahhahah


anti noobs



hey i got another hint: dont plat gutar wit stapler haha newbiez !!!!


I had to lol
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#13
Metal things?

You mean like Robot Penis'?
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#14
I don't know whether to assume you're a new guitarist and educate you or tell you to STFU for acting lame.


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wtf???

get off my internets... fag

get off my internets? Someone is a pathetic failure...
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I agree.

They are clearly MA INTRANETS
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lots of pricks i see.. when you say metal things do you mean the fret bars?


You're just realizin' that?

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You're just realizin' that?

To TS - GTFO


I have made it habit to stay out of the pit cuz you get no help you get dumb **** like

"get off my internets- fag"

but if he seriously wants help y not throw the poor kid a bone?
#24
Quote by Dethtallica
When playing guitar, and you put your fingers on the metal things it makes a wierd noise. Simply put your hands next to the metal thing not on it muahahahhahah


anti noobs


u no wat ur probelm iz??1
u 4got teh Icy Hot!!1




What the fizzlesnap are you on?
Noobium? Noobjuana? Noob cocaine? NoobSD?
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#25
You're just as much of a noob, not knowing they're called frets.
You're not brutal.


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#26
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u no wat ur probelm iz??1
u 4got teh Icy Hot!!1




What the fizzlesnap are you on?
Noobium? Noobjuana? Noob cocaine? NoobSD?



No, its just a bad case of the Noob.


That, and AIDS
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#27
I lol'd at this thread.

I figured it would be "how to not get crappy noises when playing guitar... stop sucking balls"

But this is much more funny.
#28
Quote by GreenSaosiner
I have made it habit to stay out of the pit cuz you get no help you get dumb **** like

"get off my internets- fag"

but if he seriously wants help y not throw the poor kid a bone?


Because A) we had no idea what he's asking due to his lackluster description and
B) he's not asking something he's trying to impart some recently discovered wisdom.
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#29
Quote by GreenSaosiner
I have made it habit to stay out of the pit cuz you get no help you get dumb **** like

"get off my internets- fag"

but if he seriously wants help y not throw the poor kid a bone?


TS didn't open this thread asking for help, the opened it in an attempt to make himself look as though he is some sort of guitar genius offering us advice (which no one asked for). TS is an idiot and either has a poor grasp on the English language or has no knowledge about the anatomy of a guitar, referring to "metal bits".

This poor kid doesn't need to be thrown a bone, he needs a swift kick to the face.

So in conclusion i stand by my original statement for him to get out of my internets!