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THis is kind of an add-on to the "things guitarists hate" thread.
so yeah. lets get this going.

1. When people tell you that its okay you suck at guitar hero, you could kick their ass at shredding.

2. When your parents listen to you learn a song. and then compliment on how fast you pick up on it.
Women who smell like cigarettes, cherries, and hairspray. All the stages of life brought into one whole.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle

4. Guitars
My Guitars:
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All the kids in the coffee houses
try to act like they know what loud is
all they know is an electric beat
if you're rockin to this, you'll be rockin with me!
Guitarists love guitars. It's a given.

Damn, beaten to it by TWO people....
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'Bring me the still-beating heart of a newborn child, and the world's rivers shall run red with the blood of the innocent.'

<\/> Fleshgod Apocalypse <\/>
jamming with drummers who don't have A.D.D.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

I personally love when someone gives me constructive criticism of my music, instead of just 'you were soo good' ..thanks, that's helpful.
Dissonance is Bliss

Signal Chain:
Carvin CT-4
Ibanez TS-9
Carvin Quad-X
TC Electronics G-Major
Mesa/Boogie 2:90
Ear Candy BuzzBomb

Member #4 of the Carvin Club
Women that love guitarists
Badass looking guitars that play good
Being able to play a random scale and have people applaud
Being able to bag hot chicks by playing a few power chords
Ibanez RG7321 Seven String
Epiphone Iommi Signature SG
Digitech Scott Ian Black 13
VOX Valvetronix AD100VTH
Laney 4x12 w/Celestion 50s
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InfeRno" of the Predacons Beast Wars Club

sucky squire
Dean ML
gnx3 pedal
sucky fender squire amp

Wear the eye patch Bret, Wear the Funky Funky eye patch...

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You, sir, should be knighted.

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distortion. and sex. and drugs. and alcohol. and sex.
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hell, I could play bass for FOB but I'm not gay and I don't like eating babies

My gear:
Epiphone SG G-400
Takamine Jamsine Acoustic
Digitech RP50
VOX Wah Pedal
Alexis know I'm right....
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i suppose there's a chance
i'm just a litte too shallow to consider
that maybe i've been a little more eager
each day to wake up and take a shower
brush my teeth and smile for the mirror
For me I love to impress my step-dad who is a 20 year guitar vet, and also the magic ability to make a girl love you by learning her favorite Escape The Fate song.
When you hit the perfect pinched harmonic with just the right amount of reverb, especially in front of people.

And watching peoples faces melt
Invincible necks. Then you can headbang all you want!
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You're just another brick in the wall
Bashing emo kids.

`Tis a sport in jolly old UK
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
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2. When your parents listen to you learn a song. and then compliment on how fast you pick up on it.

Does anyone seriously agree with this? #1 who cares what your parents think and #2 why would you trust them? They think everything you do is great.
Um, my addition to the list would have to be Musician's Friend catalog.

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Warned for trolling!

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
new list

1. guitars that sound so sweet
2. amps that have that perfect tone
3. pedals
4. SEX
5. hot ass chicks who play guitar
6. hot ass chicks with glasses, (man i love hot chicks with glasses)
7. being told your awesome by other guitarist
8. perfecting a song u've been working on
9. last but not least BREATHING
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InfeRno" of the Predacons Beast Wars Club

sucky squire
Dean ML
gnx3 pedal
sucky fender squire amp

girls that like the music that u play. Just found out that this girl i know LOVES the genre of music. I was like HELL YES!

Guitarists also love drummers that can ACTUALLY keep a steady beat. my god i cant tell you how many drumers i know that cant keep a steady beat. i thought that was like RULE #1 for a drumer. christ
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“The purpose is to show that African-American men can do more than shoot people, rap and play basketball”

Start Your Day The John Mayer Way With Frosted Mayer Wheats
Guitarists love Marijuana. (An elaboration on the multitude of "Guitarists love drugs" posts)

I suppose you could tack a power outlet onto the list. I mean... We kind of need a power outlet in order to crank it up to 12.
When the music's over, turn out the lights.

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i fingerd my girl the other day she got so wet nearly my entier hand was soked after that i ate her up, she blacked out it was awesome
Alexi Laiho.

When you wake up in the morning and you can magically play a riff you sucked at before x1000 times better.

New strings.

When you hit a perfect pinch harmonic and melt faces.

Jamming with people who don't have ADD. (My bassist friend is a total n00b. I tried to get him to play a rhythm riff for me to improvise on and it didn't even seem like he knew what we where doing.)
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spending days learning a song thats out of your ability and finally getting it.
GO Islanders!

I'm impressed no one's said it. Finding your lost picks; specially my only jazz pick.
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
Playing a solo exactly the way it should be

The pick worn to the perfect level, making picking a breeze

Gorgeous PRS thick creamy tone
The Set Up
1- Bc.Rich Nj Series Best w/Emgs
2-Ibanez v-blade, custom snakeskin
3-Fender Stratocaster
4-1986 Charvel Model 5
MXR Phase 90
BBE Sonic Maximizer
Dunlop crybaby original
All the money, girls, and cars and all the worlds big long cigars.
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i smoked weed for the first time last night... it was awesome.

end of story.
beating up emos

GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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