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#3
Are you buying your dairy online or something?
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#4
When I saw the title I was prepared to come in here and prove you wrong.

Seeing the ad, I was caught off guard.

Congratulations, I award you 1 internet.
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#5
whoa......


um......


Quote by WickedBeast666
Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#6
who wud want.....why would.....its......

...so many questions come to mind......
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#10
Why are you all making fun of my ad?
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you fuck with me, I'll put my foot in your ass
See, I don't give a fuck cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin?!


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#12
now whos weirder, the person who posts or the person who responds?
Quote by WickedBeast666
Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#15
Quote by hightension01
he probaly made the add himself

DEE DEE DEE!!!


wait a minute... dee dee....

MY GOD THE IMBECILES HAVE LEARNED TO USE THE INTAHNETZ, RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
#16
Quote by fosho
now whos weirder, the person who posts or the person who responds?


Definatly the one who posts :P

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#18
is it wrong to want to buy breast milk??


maybe he's a single father who wants to feed his baby boi some real moma's milk
#19
Quote by hightension01
is it wrong to want to buy breast milk??


maybe he's a single father who wants to feed his baby boi some real moma's milk


then he'd probably say so in the ad, this is most likely some kinky stuff.
#20
find... a... woman... ???
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#22
Quote by fosho
now whos weirder, the person who posts or the person who responds?



thats a ****in good point. i'm more scared of the person who says "yeah, i have some spare breast milk lying around. how much you need?"
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#23
Quote by MiasmA
wait a minute... dee dee....

MY GOD THE IMBECILES HAVE LEARNED TO USE THE INTAHNETZ, RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!


they are goeng to stael teh epic lulz from us
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#26
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they are goeng to stael teh epic lulz from us


that or post carlos mencia videos and then call him "original" and "funny" and "cool".
#28
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thats a ****in good point. i'm more scared of the person who says "yeah, i have some spare breast milk lying around. how much you need?"



agreed
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Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#33
Quote by Doobergn
Sure does.


lol, you sir, have good timing.
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#35
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Take My Wife

A screen capture of my favourite Craigslist Ad....



its odd to actaully try and read it....

"strong hips for breeding. no kids"

litterally sounds like a product instead of a human being
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#36
Craiglist is awesome so much wierd **** on there.

Wow I think I might have out-did myself here is another one.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/175457730.html

Here is a excerpt that made me laugh
***Side Note: No amount of cleaning, not even a run through the dishwasher on SANATIZE, would ever be enough to entice me into riding this pre-owned, mysterious lawn dong

LMAO type in craigslist dildo in Google and click on the first three, I'm speechless.
Last edited by Doobergn at Nov 6, 2007,
#38
This is an actual want ad from back in the 70s or 80s. The mullet picture is just something people added as a joke.

What can we do with a canoe that will make people say, "Oh No, What's Wrong With Them?"
#40
one time i saw a guy on craigslist that would fix computers in return for sexual favors...
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