What the hell?
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Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

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You sir, are a true hero.

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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
It kind of grosses me out.
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Wise words Trashfan.

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It's not going to be that great. Although particle physics does give me a hadron.
That defies nature. That fucking defies nature.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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god bless my penis
You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
I Think You Typed In Girls Peeing You Sick Perveted Person!!! That Is Wrong
T'is a work of witchcraft no doubt.
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this is the biggest pile of crap i've seen since that little bit in jurassic parkwhere you see dino crap everywhere...
um...why the hell would some one make that? And how many women pissed themselves trying to test it?...shameful
its the worst product ever. why? because when someone sees a girl peeing while standing up, only one assumption about them comes to mind

i dont even have to mention it

you all kno
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes



Wait, wow yeah I just now realized why the f*** would a girl buy that? seriously...you could make one out of a damn fast food drink holder. Or if you did order one you could make like 11 of em' out of the damn UPS box it came in:p
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Wait a second..how did KoRn get you into metal? That's like Nancy Reagan getting you into heroin addiction and prostitution!
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wow! women are so empowered.

Come on sisters!! To long have we been opressed by men to sit down while peeing. The revolution for completely equal rights has begun, right here at UG.
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I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
i would probably just use that for the additional fun it would add to peeing
"and now, you can pee like a guy!"

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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
omg thats.. wow
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!

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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.

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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.