#1
so that is all the money i have got. i have my gf's birthday, my mum's birthday and then christmas for everyone. how am i going to get money to buy presents for everyone?

i need to buy xmas gifts for my gf and her family, my mum n step dad n two sisters. my dad n step mum n step brother. and... well **** other relatives, they can have cards.

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#3
Become a gigolo for a couple weeks, go out every night and do it. It isnt illegal if you do not sell yourself on the streets.
#4
give each of them a pick and say "hey this means alot to me it was the first pick i used when i learned how to play" then for anyone else say "this means alot it was the first pick i used on stage"

works every time
and they will love you to death
#5
set up a con, get a high price fone line prank people make sure they dont answer then wait till they fone back to see who it was and they will fone a high priced fone line. profit!!!!!

#6
write them all a song, doesnt REALLY cost anything

and if they want something physical, record the song onto a cd for them
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write them all a song, doesnt REALLY cost anything

and if they want something physical, record the song onto a cd for them


Brilliant idea.

Either that or take songs off your iTunes or whatever and make a nice compilation for them, and print them special artwork for it. Works for me.
#11
'I am writing you from nigeria where great uncle mine of die recently. Dictator was he and we need your bank details to transfer $33m of his private fortune or it gone forever!.....'
...Bleep Bloop...
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'I am writing you from nigeria where great uncle mine of die recently. Dictator was he and we need your bank details to transfer $33m of his private fortune or it gone forever!.....'


i lol'd!
or go around with a printed bit of paper saying you've got a few kids who are starving and need money...

but seriously....do jobs about the house or something?
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#15
If you can't get a temp job, go out busking. Grab your acoustic and go busking with a friend.

It's fun. Hell, even set up a myspace and put the adress ob somje cardboard, and record your busking songs on it. You'll game fame and money from playing guitar in the street
#17
I'm making boxes of fudge and biscuits, etc., for everyone, yay! Cheap, and it has the 'made an effort' factor.
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