#1
Just got a strange email from one of my law tutors.

a national law negotiation competition is coming up.

along with the details of the competition the tutors were asking for people who wished to try out for our uni's team.

the last few lines were as follows

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We will hold a meeting /auditions for all those interested in representing the University in this prestigious competition on Thursday 15th November. Interested parties must e-mail me by Friday 9th November by 2.00, explaining why we should choose you. In Haiku form, please.'


now the last part is seemingly a joke, but I thought I might as well give it a go.

so far I've got

complex arguments,
rebuking rebuttals in
haiku form is fun.

working with legal
thoughts in mind to get to your
aim can be pleasing

irregular request
this haiku requirement
is strangely quite apt.

thinking with limits,
a skill that is essential,
would surely be good.

any more haiku
required please let me know,
able to make more.

I think. (I know that's
not a haiku but it's hard
to keep it in form.)

but apparently
I can do it really well,
bring on auditions.


why can't I write songs?
Lyrics shouldn't be too hard.
maybe I'm just crap.

post your haiku.

Now if I'm completely incorrect about haiku poems (i.e. I've got the form wrong or I've missed any essential parts) then someone please correct me.
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#2
that is kickin man
to be able to reply
as a Haiku dude

ok i tried...
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#4
come on UG pit,
surely these haiku are not
beyond you, are they?
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#5
Do you think other people will be able to do better? I mean, do you have any reason to?
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#7
You're not doing the whole haiku thing very well though.

All you're doing is formatting your words so they make the correct number of syllables per line.
#8
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You're not doing the whole haiku thing very well though.

All you're doing is formatting your words so they make the correct number of syllables per line.

meh, I've seen worse and tbh this is basically a piss take.

I cba with the competition.

I just wanna see what the tutor will do if someone does reply like that.

and I wasn't asking for help I just wanted to see what the pit could come up with. the email's already been sent.
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