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#1
Well UG, I have a bit of a situation.

There's this cocky little year 8 (3 years younger than myself) constantly trying to be a big man and rip it out of me. I mean there's no let-up. He's been doing it for ages now and no amount of threatening or ignoring has made him cease.

What would be the concequences if i swung for him once to get him to stop?
He's such a little twat.
#2
You're 11?
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you might get a time out. thats about it.
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#5
just grab him and push him up against a wall and tell him to stop. will scare him ****less and he probubly wouldnt tell the teachers
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#7
Don't swing at him. Instead kill his parents so he can spend the rest of his young years in various foster care centers and orphanages. That'll teach the little brat.
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You're 11?

ahaha No Don, he's in eleventh GRADE. That's how the UKers say things like that.
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#10
hit him in the face

he will stop and wont fight back
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Don't swing at him. Instead kill his parents so he can spend the rest of his young years in various foster care centers and orphanages. That'll teach the little brat.


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#12
I had this exact same problem with a group of them when I was your age

I smacked the ring leader (well, kicked his arse, literally, once) and my mate unfortunately beat his ribs quite savagely. We both got a day's suspension but I'm pretty sure had there been no general beating as there was we would have got a lesser punishment anyway.
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#14
screw his mom
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#16
Just smack him in the face, hard, in front of all his friends. I swear to God cocky year sevens and eights pissed me off in secondary school, with their stupid crew cuts and childish swagger because they think now they're in big boy school they can act how they please.
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ahaha No Don, he's in eleventh GRADE. That's how the UKers say things like that.

Thanks. My bad.
I was about to send them both to their rooms.
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#18
He's in year 8 he's old enough to know he's in the wrong just beat him up.
#19
I was bumming a ride from my friend's mom once, and I was riding in the back with my iPod playing in my lap. His little brothers kept trying to take the iPod and I was an inch from just decking them and walking home.
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#20
Haha I have the same situation, I either just ignore it or just turn round and the pussy runs off
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#21
get him when he is on his own. Just you and him. Be nice to him and say you wanna talk to him. Then when you are both in the right place SNAP. Throw him up against a wall. Put your hands around his neck. Have the most serious, evil look on your face possible and look him straight in the eyes. Tell him if he ever disrespects you again then he will get the living **** kicked out of him. And also threaten his family for good measure.
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#22
Smack his lip really fast and hard.
Hurt's like a bitch but won't leave a mark. I do it to my nephew all the time. That little bitch WILL learn to eat ALL of his food before he leaves the table.
Damn ungrateful little hellians.
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Well UG, I have a bit of a situation.

There's this cocky little year 8 (3 years younger than myself) constantly trying to be a big man and rip it out of me. I mean there's no let-up. He's been doing it for ages now and no amount of threatening or ignoring has made him cease.

What would be the concequences if i swung for him once to get him to stop?
He's such a little twat.


Hang him from the ceiling and play pinata.
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#26
Consequences wouldn't be that bad, due to your age, and since he's been winding you up, for so long, people have probably noticed....

But more to the point, you're 11?!

Kudos to you! You have a firm grasp of the english language!!!
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#27
What I don't understand about Americans is how fuck damn stupid you can be. Year eleven. Since when has somebody stated their age like that? Oh, that's right. Never. Perhaps if he added 'of my life' at the end, but he didn't. Nobody does. UKers don't go 'Grade eight? Lolol, he must be eight."
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I know, i was so close to quoting him in time... DAMMIT
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What I don't understand about Americans is how fuck damn stupid you can be. Year eleven. Since when has somebody stated their age like that? Oh, that's right. Never. Perhaps if he added 'of my life' at the end, but he didn't. Nobody does. UKers don't go 'Grade eight? Lolol, he must be eight."


For the record, I knew what he meant. Nice opening line though, that UK wit you obviously hold so close to your heart smacked me in the face with the "fuck damn stupid" part. Genius

Well while we're in this mood...why don't I just point out how this wouldn't be a question to ask on an internet bulletin board in America? We would've just beat his ass and told everyone on UG about it later with a better headline like: "How much trouble will I get into for this?"

And BTW: An 8th grader and an 11th grader? Dude, why are you letting a little prick get on your nerves? What are you, like a midget or something? YOU SHOULD DWARF AN 8TH GRADER BY NOW!
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#34
Thanks to the serious responses, not so much to the "you're 11!!one!!leleventyone!!!!!".

Thing is, its me. That might sound weid, but its the truth.

If he did it to anyone else, he would get a smack, but because its me, he can get away with it.

Twat.

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For the record, I knew what he meant. Nice opening line though, that UK wit you obviously hold so close to your heart smacked me in the face with the "fuck damn stupid" part. Genius

Well while we're in this mood...why don't I just point out how this wouldn't be a question to ask on an internet bulletin board in America? We would've just beat his ass and told everyone on UG about it later with a better headline like: "How much trouble will I get into for this?"

And BTW: An 8th grader and an 11th grader? Dude, why are you letting a little prick get on your nerves? What are you, like a midget or something? YOU SHOULD DWARF AN 8TH GRADER BY NOW!


I am way taller than him. He's like 4'11'' and i'm 6'1''. He just drives me insane. Like today, my "mates" walked off after school and i caught up and said "can't you walk home by yourself" when they're my mates, not his. And he calls me a dirty jew (even though i'm now jewish, still offensive though), imitates everything i do and that's one of my pet hates. He's just a little knob, he's so cocky an full of himself. They're at that age when they think they can get away with it.
Also btw;
grade 10 = year 11
grade 7 = year 8
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#35
HUmiliate him in front of his friends.
No point hitting him, you'll just get into trouble when it isnt worth it. Bruise his ego, he won't bug you any more.

Year 8s are right cocky little ****s cos they're not the youngest in the school anymomre, year 9s are terrible too. I love being in college, don't have to deal with that sorta crap anymore.
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#36
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For the record, I knew what he meant. Nice opening line though, that UK wit you obviously hold so close to your heart smacked me in the face with the "fuck damn stupid" part. Genius

Well while we're in this mood...why don't I just point out how this wouldn't be a question to ask on an internet bulletin board in America? We would've just beat his ass and told everyone on UG about it later with a better headline like: "How much trouble will I get into for this?"

And BTW: An 8th grader and an 11th grader? Dude, why are you letting a little prick get on your nerves? What are you, like a midget or something? YOU SHOULD DWARF AN 8TH GRADER BY NOW!

I wasn't trying to be witty. Where on earth did variation of humour come into it?

These boards are in Russia. Not America.

Our school systems are different. Year eight and grade eight aren't the same.
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#38
Teabag the bitch.
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#39
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I wasn't trying to be witty. Where on earth did variation of humour come into it?

These boards are in Russia. Not America.

Our school systems are different. Year eight and grade eight aren't the same.

Sorry I read the opening as 8yrs not year 8. Really. My bad.


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