#2
I'd be impressed were I not pedantic and pompous. Unfortunately I am indeed both those things.
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Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
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#3
*is hesitant to clicking on the link incase pregnant fetish appears*

EDIT: Omg No Wai!
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#4
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#5
Lame...
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#6
How does that work?
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#7
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*is hesitant to clicking on the link incase pregnant fetish appears*



No pregnant fetishes. Or fetishes of any kind. Only the power to stop time!
#8
neato, you may now all call me Hiro
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#9
wow thats funny. i dont know how it works but it doesnt stop time...or does it *cue twilight zone theme!*
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#10
Yeah, I just stopped time. Oh wait a second, my phone just rang...Bush says this thread is gay. :|
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For y'all have knocked her up.
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I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#11
If you were doing something as complicated as stopping time, don't you think there would be some sort of cognative proccesses involved with it? All you are doing is looking away from the second hand. My bullshit sensors are tingling.
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#13
Try doing it while at the same time have the windows clock at the other side of the screen
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#14
wow, thats pretty cool, I just realized, If you do that while listening to mucis the clock stops but the music doesn't... what does that mean?
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#15
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wow, thats pretty cool, I just realized, If you do that while listening to mucis the clock stops but the music doesn't... what does that mean?


It means I don't have time powers...
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#16
no Superpowers For You
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#17
My eyes hurt.

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#18
Awesome!!!!
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