#3
Never done so, but if I did, I'd play

Wonderful Tonight (Eric Clapton)
and
Baby I Love Your Way (Peter Frampton)
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#5
The guitar part during the instrumental of I Got My Nuts From A Hippy, by the Fratellis.

Acoustic and electric, depends where I'm at.
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#6
most girls just like when you play anything non-death metal
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#8
none, i play guitar because i love doing it, not to pick up chicks
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#9
Lol, as much as I hate to be the guy, and i'll probably get flamed like crazy, But it's gotta be Hey There Delilah.

Whether people like it or not, that song is a chick magnet.
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#11
none, i play guitar because i love doing it, not to pick up chicks[/QUOTE

thats why i play too, but it could be used for picking up chicks
#12
****ed with a knife by cannibal corpse always wins a girls heart over, as long as you have the song in the backgrounf so she can try to hear the lyrics
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#13
Quote by andy_thomas
Lol, as much as I hate to be the guy, and i'll probably get flamed like crazy, But it's gotta be Hey There Delilah.

Whether people like it or not, that song is a chick magnet.


mad props on that one
#14
Quote by andy_thomas
Lol, as much as I hate to be the guy, and i'll probably get flamed like crazy, But it's gotta be Hey There Delilah.

Whether people like it or not, that song is a chick magnet.



as much as I hate you for it, you speak the truth man.

However, I weill NEVER stoop to that level.
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#15
icumblood by cannibal corpse


EDIT: DAMMIT, SOME ONE SAID IT!!!
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#18
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HAHAHA any CC song with its disturbing titles would get the girls lol
#21
So True...
Quote by andy_thomas
Lol, as much as I hate to be the guy, and i'll probably get flamed like crazy, But it's gotta be Hey There Delilah.

Whether people like it or not, that song is a chick magnet.
#22
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HAHAHA any CC song with its disturbing titles would get the girls lol


Ironically, I met my girlfriend at a Cannibal Corpse concert.

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#23
Quote by NaivexLi
as much as I hate you for it, you speak the truth man.

However, I will NEVER stoop to that level.


Agreed. It's a total piece of junk. As for me, I just play whatever comes to mind; Little Wing by Hendrix, UtB by RHCP, etc.
#24
Nirvana stuff.

Why?

Because Kurt Cobain played guitar to pick up chicks, and look what happened to him
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#27
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um he's dead?

suicide foo.
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#29
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suicide foo.


lol so if you play guitar to pick up chicks you blow your head off with a shotty?

well a couple of my friends are gonna be pretty bummed out....
#30
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um he's dead?

I lol'd
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#32
Oasis = Poon
Anything on bass = Poon (vibrations...duh)

But in order to get pussy playing guitar you have to sing it too. I defy you to play & sing "Hey There Delilah" and not get ass. You have to be gay if that doesn't work. And if you can't play that simple crap, then stop playing guitar now.
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#33
Play Crank That Soulja Boy and you'll be supermaning that ho in no time!
#34
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He got stuck with Courtney Love, that's what. Do you want to marry Courtney Love!?




This is how the relationship would go....im on the right.....

ya i can see how that'd get irritating lol
#35
I've never done such a thing.
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#36
ah yes my favorite party trick haha

Wonderful tonight by Clapton, great song, easy, works on acoustic, and should be easy to sing if you're not drunk (I don't sing though)

Snow by the Chili Peppers

Dust in the Wind, I dunno, it could be because the song is so beautiful or they're turned on by the finger picking

and I don't try to use this but some girl's phone rang and it happened to be Stairway to Heaven so naturally I joined in. So found it so amazing she waited for me to finish before she called the person back

edit: is you're at a party with drunk people and an electric play eruption or anything with crazy tapping. Think about it