#3
Damn straight...


edit: i need a girlfriend,....
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#5
The guy's name is dick. Dick Masterson?

Eh, I'll be a "man" as this guy puts it, if it means I'd have to drink alcohol, smoke pot, and NOT get laid.

I'd rather be me
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#7
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I think that guy is a douche. And secretly gay.

+1
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#8
I think it's a joke. His name is Dick Masterson.

If it isn't a joke he's just a douchebag.
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#9
"And when you’re done with that, try a Gummi worm pizza. They’re Manlicious."
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You calling your parents assholes because they wouldn't buy you a phone with a camera? Maybe you deserve to have picks on your nips.
#12
I saw his guy on Dr. Phil today.

The guy is a total ass.
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#14
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Damn straight...


edit: i need a girlfriend,....


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#15
Smart man.
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#17
If you're attracted to girls I just don't see how you could be such a dick to 'em. Therefore my conclusion is this gentleman favours men.
#19
i agree with him somewhat, but his name is dick masterson. so i cant really take anything he ever says seriously.


ever.
#21
Quote by toshiro umezewa
xD true. what do you agree with and why?


the only thing i agree with him on is how he addresses they way women women maniuplate double standards, equality, and chivalry to get what they want.

other than that this guy is crazy haha
#22
Quote by armon77
the only thing i agree with him on is how he addresses they way women women maniuplate double standards, equality, and chivalry to get what they want.

other than that this guy is crazy haha


I agree with that part, too. Pretty much everything else he says is retarded though.