#1
Post a random "what if" question

if you're answering one, quote the question.
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What if the Sun was a ball of ice and the moon was a ball of fire?
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#3
Quote by shuriken
Post a random "what if" question

if you're answering one, quote the question.
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What if the Sun was a ball of ice and the moon was a ball of fire?


Life would suck balls
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I like you, as a fellow vocalist I like that you are here on UG and admit to not being a guitarist.
Bravo.




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#4
what if you had breasts?
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#5
Quote by Joshrocker48
What if I say "banned" in my user title? Am I actually banned?


lol



No. You would also have to take out your signature, because people whom are actually banned, have no signature. To show that they are.
#6
No what if question posted....so no answer.

What if, Kurt Cobain never committed suicide?
#7
What if ifs and ands were pots and pans? Would the world be a kitchen?
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#8
Quote by Joshrocker48
What if I say "banned" in my user title? Am I actually banned?


lol


it comes up as stars
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#10
Quote by toshiro umezewa
everyone does have breasts, just not necessarily large ones.

What if you had 3 penises?


Then you would need three hands. Because urinating would be difficult
#11
What if the cure to cancer was just eating dirt and sprite at the same time?
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#12
What if the guitar was never invented? Would we all still be here on the internet typing all this stuff maybe on a different forum?
#14
Quote by shuriken
What if Hitler actually eliminated all the Jews?


then christians would most likely control Jerusalum. lmao, I can't spell.
#15
What if Michael Jackson never turned white?
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#16
What if the U.S. national anthem was 'When Doves Cry'?
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That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#18
Quote by toshiro umezewa
everyone does have breasts, just not necessarily large ones.

What if you had 3 penises?



AM i the only one?.... ****
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#19
Quote by Here_is_no_why
What if the U.S. national anthem was 'When Doves Cry'?



then the south would no longer be so 'patriotic'

what with there anthem being a fruity song an all
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#20
what if god really exists?
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#21
Quote by silhouettica
what if god really exists?


*in chorus* WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?!?!?!?!



Sorry, couldn't resist.
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#23
Quote by Joshrocker48
Then you would need three hands. Because urinating would be difficult


Yes..."urinating"
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#26
Quote by pagefan
what if secrets were never told?

"Secrets, secrets, are no fun,
Secrets, secrets, hurt someone."

It's a thinker.


What if you were going to die tomorrow?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#27
What if Yngwie was still skinny?????

What if Mars had life????

What if Mars's life hated us??????

... O, NOES!!!
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#28
Quote by civildp1
what if you had breasts?



uh....that would be nice. HAH. just kidding. Inside joke. sort of.
#29
Quote by hethamulburton
What if Yngwie was still skinny?????

What if Mars had life????

What if Mars's life hated us??????

... O, NOES!!!



OH NOES INDEED! 0_0
#30
Quote by hug a llama
What if the guitar was never invented? Would we all still be here on the internet typing all this stuff maybe on a different forum?



DUDE. that's actually really weird when you really start thinking about it. How different would OUR society be? Would we still consider what he did wrong, had he been successful?

heh. I like intelligent questions. They make my brain hurt.
#31
Quote by Gunpowder
"Secrets, secrets, are no fun,
Secrets, secrets, hurt someone."

It's a thinker.


What if you were going to die tomorrow?
Then I couldn't watch the episode of the Office titled "Ben Franklin".
#33
Quote by The Madcap
Then I couldn't watch the episode of the Office titled "Ben Franklin".

I was hoping someone would get the reference


*Hi-five!*
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#35
Quote by leftyrockr
What if men didn't have nipples? The question of the century.



hah! you know the sad part? I've caught myself wondering why indeed do men have nipples?
#37
what if i went back ni time with my cell phone and all the songs of the era [1960]. 1. would i get service/ 2. would people worship me?/ 3. would there be a place to charge it?/ 4. could i play at woodstock???
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Corrective action:
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#38
what if the people on this site had lives? no really, what if? and i include myself in this.
Balls.