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#1
send me an email to jimivaughanpageclapton@yahoo.com
entitled:
"Essay Rescheduled"
saying this"


"dude ovando reS the essay for tom
sry
i no u cnt log on to bb so i let u no

remember 6pg

kbai"


(just copy and paste please)

i need it to justify something

PLEASE!!!
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Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#2
only if you tell me why
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#3
Sure...
Where's that confounded bridge?

Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you.
#5
To what point and purpose?
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
#6
This is just some elaborate way to lie to a teacher so you get an extension on an essay, isn't it.
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#9
what the hell.... did i just get laid?...
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#10
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Ah well, I just sent your first post and a link to this page to them.

We'll see what happens.


What a ****
Super-serial list of equipment: guitar, amp, some picks, and a cable.

I know i can be an A55hole, however i try to mean well most of the time..
#12
the word rhymes with Blunt.
Super-serial list of equipment: guitar, amp, some picks, and a cable.

I know i can be an A55hole, however i try to mean well most of the time..
#13
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Ah well, I just sent your first post and a link to this page to them.

We'll see what happens.




Godliest thing ever.

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the word rhymes with Blunt.

Lump? That doesn't rhyme with Blunt.

Idiot.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#14
you come to the pit asking them to make your life easier? seriously dude? someones probly gonna send them mindf ucks, the lolwut pear(s), barrel rolls, icy hot and of course butttsecks.

EDIT: along with lemonparty, tubgirl, kids in a sandbox, 2girlsone cup and god knows what else.
#15
k new plan dont c/p just say something to the effect that the essay has been rescheduled

PLEASE! ill explain in about an hour, prmise
Quote by WickedBeast666
Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#16
See You Enn Tee
Super-serial list of equipment: guitar, amp, some picks, and a cable.

I know i can be an A55hole, however i try to mean well most of the time..
#17
Quote by fosho
k new plan dont c/p just say something to the effect that the essay has been rescheduled

PLEASE! ill explain in about an hour, prmise


Did you not just see what I did?

Judging by grammar and spelling, I'd say you don't deserve an extension.
#18
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Ah well, I just sent your first post and a link to this page to them.

We'll see what happens.

hahaha thats genius, I never would have thought of that
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#19
"dude ovando reS the essay for tom
sry
i no u cnt log on to bb so i let u no

remember 6pg

kbai"

------------------

Translation:

Dude, Ovando just rescheduled the essay for tomorrow. I know you can;t log on to Blackboard, so I thought I'd let you know.

Remember, it's six pages.

Okay, bye.

-------------------

He's definitely trying to get an extension.
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#20
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Ah well, I just sent your first post and a link to this page to them.

We'll see what happens.



hey smart guy thats email for times like this and job apps
i need this to get out of having to go to a get together where a few of my exes will be at
Quote by WickedBeast666
Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#21
Quote by Smokey Amp
"dude ovando reS the essay for tom
sry
i no u cnt log on to bb so i let u no

remember 6pg

kbai"

------------------

Translation:

Dude, Ovando just rescheduled the essay for tomorrow. I know you can;t log on to Blackboard, so I thought I'd let you know.

Remember, it's six pages.

Okay, bye.

-------------------

He's definitely trying to get an extension.

You missed the "sry" part.
#22
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Ah well, I just sent your first post and a link to this page to them.

We'll see what happens.


I'm confused, I thought that was his email, or do you know his teachers?
ALWAYS

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MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
#23
Quote by fosho
hey smart guy thats email for times like this and job apps
i need this to get out of having to go to a get together where a few of my exes will be at


Look on the bright side.

Since Scarlet sent this link, your friend will know that you can't go to the party now

Hi fosho's friend!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#24
Quote by fosho
hey smart guy thats email for times like this and job apps
i need this to get out of having to go to a get together where a few of my exes will be at


I couldn't even read that.

What are you trying to say?
#27
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Booooooooo!!!!

The dude asked a simple question, so he got his wish. I don't see why it was so hard for UG.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#28
yeah
all you people are being nitwits
i sent him the email...
a person asked for help and you help him
#29
Then you don't belong here really. You passed up the chance to take advantage of someone and make their day a little ****tier?

Tsk tsk.
#30
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Then you don't belong here really. You passed up the chance to take advantage of someone and make their day a little ****tier?

Tsk tsk.


that should be your goal not just on ug but in life.
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#31
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Then you don't belong here really. You passed up the chance to take advantage of someone and make their day a little ****tier?

Tsk tsk.


meh
i do enough of that in real life :P
#32
Quote by Scarlet_Fever
Then you don't belong here really. You passed up the chance to take advantage of someone and make their day a little ****tier?

Tsk tsk.


may i sig?
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#35
Quote by fosho
hey smart guy thats email for times like this and job apps
i need this to get out of having to go to a get together where a few of my exes will be at

Grow a pair. I'm still GREAT friends with my ex. Go anyway, or eat my fetal pig juice.
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#36
lol i love the different sides here


thanks to those who helped me
its over now, i will miss out on being yelled at by 3 exes at once, much oblige


if theres anything you guys need that i can help you with dont hesitate to ask
Quote by WickedBeast666
Noooooooooooo how could this be! he at all the chocolate in the box
Oh well, now the empty shell of what used to be chocolaty goodness can contain a tasty guitar circuit.


speaking of my homemade pedal
#37
Quote by fosho
lol i love the different sides here


thanks to those who helped me
its over now, i will miss out on being yelled at by 3 exes at once, much oblige


if theres anything you guys need that i can help you with dont hesitate to ask

Fellatio.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#38
i finally get why you wanted us to send that email. horray me!
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#40
Send YOU an e-mail so when your stupid ass gets your computer infected by a parasite MY email address gets put on every spam list from here to kingdom come?


Thanks, but no.
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