#1
i noticed people were posting some heavy and depressing stuff...
and i dont want anyone to get bummed out
so on a brighter tone,
while i was peeing, i noticed that my piss smelled like popcorn!!
it even had that buttery hue.
anyone else have weird smelling weird colored pee?
#2
i've had the popcorn experience as well

drink more fluids
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#3
I had it white once. Is that normal? My mom just told me I drank too much water. meh...
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...That's a brighter note?

I'd rather read about how that one guy killed a dog with antifreeze.
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asparagus. worst smelling pee ever. ever.


oo yeah.
its pretty bad.
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#8
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I had it white once. Is that normal? My mom just told me I drank too much water. meh...


Do you mean clear?
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Do you mean clear?

Yeah what was it like milk or something?
#10
Anyone ever peed blue???? Ok......cause I haven't either.
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#11
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Yeah what was it like milk or something?

It was like a clear color
#13
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I had it white once. Is that normal? My mom just told me I drank too much water. meh...

ummm...if its clear, shes right


if it was truly white...my friend you just pleasured yourself
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sometimes when im sick i get phlegm in my throat that tastes like popcorn
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#16
If you eat this cereal,



Or any of its off brand brethren, and you take a piss some time after you digest it, I guarantee you your piss will smeel EXACTLY like it.

I swear. It's almost eerie in the way it smells EXACLTY like it.
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#17
The cereal thing is true. Anytime I eat more than 1 bowl of sugarcrisp my next pee smells exactly like it.

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#18
The darker yellow your pee is, the more dehydrated you are. Clear pee means you are golden... blue... red... or some other color, see a doctor.
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#19
i peed brown once when i was 4 cuz i stole and took all of my parents medicine. i thought it was candy at the time.
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#21
when i drink Rockstar energy drink my pee turns to this really bright yellow that is similar to the color of a highlighter. try it out, its cool.
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#22
My friend once ate a LOT of onions. Go figure how his pee smelled.
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