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#2
They were probably bored and were like... hai guyz! Lets think up the most ridiculous lawz!
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9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

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#6
I think that there is also one that if King Arthur ever comes back, the current ruler has to abdicate the throne.
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10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

now where can i find a bow and arrow.............................
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I like the last one

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#13
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
ya gotta love it lol
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3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
ya gotta love it lol


*runs to tropical fish store*

I don't think there are too many tropical fish stores in Liverpool. Sadly.

#15
Awesome, I love these stupid laws e.g if you jump off a building in New York it is punishable by death. Also it is illegal to go whale fising...in Ohio =/

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#16
My cousin told me (never bothered to try and confirm this) that taxis are legally required to carry a bale of straw around. Dating back to when taxis were pulled by horses, naturally.
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#17
Some of these are stupid. Some of these arent that bad given that they would obviously have been made hundreds of years ago. Still funny.
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In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter


This came up in a thread the other day, apparently you are not obliged to give them toilet paper
#19
1.Hop on plane to Liverpool
2. Go to tropical fish store...
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#20
Most of these laws were probably created out of boredome. Or just because they're funny.
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#21
Probably some freak incident after which they thought "damn that could happen again"...so they made it...
#22
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

Greatest law ever?
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#23
lmfao yeah ive heard some of these before. Speaking of ancient laws, has anyone seen this?? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/12/16/ndvla16.xml&sSheet=/news/2002/12/16/ixhome.html
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#24
Nah, most date back to when they actually mattered (except the Fish shop one, cant for the life of me work that one out)

I think a similar one applies in Chester where it is/was legal to shoot at welshmen with a longbow from the town walls after dusk
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yeah ya can kill a scotsman in carlisle if he is armed aswell
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#27
You should take a scottich bloke to York, go to a gift shop and buy him a bow and arrows, and if you dont like him, kill him. I think it's awesome thats legal.


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#28
In the link i posted i love the fact that he challenged their fittest and strongest champion, as though they regularly enter into death matches!!
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You should take a scottich bloke to York, go to a gift shop and buy him a bow and arrows, and if you dont like him, kill him. I think it's awesome thats legal.



Its quite strange. I mean if it happend now would the person get away with it? You would think so but I dont know if they would get away with it


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#30
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)


Let's invite some scotsmen into york for some fantasy roleplaying ^^

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#32
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Probably some freak incident after which they thought "damn that could happen again"...so they made it...


actually, these are either old laws or they're there because law is based upon precedent.
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#33
Illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament? What are they going to do? Throw the corpse in a cell for a few days, awaiting a crown court hearing?
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In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)
I'm going to go to Scotland, and pee in every toilet in the country
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That's exactly what they are going to do.
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#36
Lol I was going to create a thread almost identical to this one the other day but never got round to it - I'd heard the one about pregnant women and a version of the killing a Scotsman one, and the taxi one. I also heard somewhere that when you get out of a Hackney cab, you are allowed to take a piss on one of the back wheels (can't remember which one, might have been right), providing you have paid your fare.


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#37
It makes me worry about how they punish your dead body...
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#38
It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

LOL!

I hate the tax man so.

There are dumb laws everywhere. It just shows that the electoral system of the times when these laws were instated were flawed. Just look at the Patriot Act. It really gives us no freedom, and just has the name Patriot on it to rally support. Time will tell on some of these current laws I guess.
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lmfao yeah ive heard some of these before. Speaking of ancient laws, has anyone seen this?? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/12/16/ndvla16.xml&sSheet=/news/2002/12/16/ixhome.html


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