#1
Answer the person above you and post your own.

Would you rather take a 15 inch penis up the butt or a 5 inch rusty rod?
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#3
Rusty rod. A fifteen inch penis could well kill me. (See: Mr. Hands)

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#4
¬_¬ Why do you ask that??? Do you have a 5-inch-rusty-rod??? Do you want to know if teh laydeez would be appreciative??? Well they wont,your about as acceptable in bed as John Hert...
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#8
I would rather go to another thread and pretend no one ever asked me such a gay question. :|
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#9
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I would rather go to another thread and pretend no one ever asked me such a gay question. :|

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#10
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Use the search button or get banned? (Teh question of teh century for teh n00bs)


The words are too uncommon to search, so get banned.

Would you rather lose an arm or lose a leg?
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#12
I would lost a leg (guitar)
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#14
Penguin. They are cool. They also dont live in nasty muddy water.

Would you rather die by being burned alive or by drowning?

EDIT: Fart on a frog. I thought it was lick a frog. Ill Fart on a frog.
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#15
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#16
Burned alive.
I couldn't imagine not being able to breathe.
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Lick the skull.

Rosie O'Donnel or Whoopi Goldberg?

whoopi in a heartbeat, she's so fine

would you rather fight a kodiak bear, or get stabbed in the ballsack
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#21
Fight a Kodiak Bear, Id kill that thing.

Would you rather lose your left nut or get your girl pregnant?
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#23
I don't have a girl, I don't have to answer HA.

Would you rather be smart and not have any girlfriends, or be average and have all the girls?
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#24
Average and have all the girls. You can still join the military if your Average.

Would you rather do your grandma (if she is dead or alive, it doesnt matter) or never play any kind of musical instrument ever again?
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#25
never play an instrument, i'm not a pervert

would you rather be raped by 5 homeless people,or sleep with any one you want but imediatly die afterwards?
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