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#1
So this is literally happening right now... I'm studying with her in her dorm (we're both juniors at Boston U) and she is sitting in such a way so that I can look over her shoulder. I happen to glance two IM conversations she's having... one with an ex about how she misses him and ****, and another she just started up by saying "so i saw you on craigslist"..... WHAT THE ****?????? this girl ****ing sucks. and is nuts. at least i got to piss on her.

any idea on what i should do right now or how i should dump her? i mean she's still tlaking to these fags so respond quick
#2
Your only 13 and your already attending college?
Last edited by Garret. at Nov 7, 2007,
#4
idk what my profile says but i'm 20. and yeah, i got to piss on her, so i guess it evens out. and i've only been dating her for a month and a half, and i knew she was crazy so i wasn't too invested in her. but still WHAT THE FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
#6
wow. overreacting much.


ever think she might have a decently logical explanation for what shes saying? ever give her any trust, i mean, shes your ****ing girl dude. jheesh.


nah, shes just a whore. hit it and quit it
ehh
#10
Well just piss on her right niow and leave and be like you cheated bitch or polay that song from chapelles show.
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#11
if you knew how nuts this girl was you wouldn't doubt it for a second either. did i mention she's a nympho? she has a list of 5 ex boyfriends that are basically her booty calls. and the craigslist ****? come on what other ****ing explanation is there???
#12
bitches dont know bout ma urine!
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#13
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if you knew how nuts this girl was you wouldn't doubt it for a second either. did i mention she's a nympho? she has a list of 5 ex boyfriends that are basically her booty calls. and the craigslist ****? come on what other ****ing explanation is there???


that your the 6th man-ho on her list. that does seem to be the most obvious explanation at the moment.
ehh
#14
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if she were looking over YOUR shoulder and seeing what you were typing about her on UG?
#15
You could **** in her mouth or somethin crazy like that? honestly man that's a pretty far fetched story in the first place.
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#16
lol...
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#17
A) I'm not dumb enough to be facing away from her while i type this. B) i can even tell she's conscious of the possibility i might be looking over her should by the way she quickly opens the aim boxes and closes them. Q@%@#$%@#$@#%$^^
#18
yeah so im on craigslist right now talking to this really hot chick..


i hope i get to piss on her.


this thread fails horribly.
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#19
if she's actually a nympho, just get better at sex and satisfy her

if not, stick around long enough to take a dump on her chest
#20
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You could **** in her mouth or somethin crazy like that? honestly man that's a pretty far fetched story in the first place.

lol speaking of facked up stories....
today at school some kid told me that he **** a huge log and placed it in a condom which he then froze in a freezer.

later he used it on her...
or so the story goes

i rofl'd so hard
#21
i'm so pissed off and actually even embarassed that she's pulling **** with SOME DUDE FROM CRAIGSLIST that i'm not even venting to my friends about this ****. they'll probably say "told you say" and **** anyways. so you guys get to be my venting partners.
#22
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A) I'm not dumb enough to be facing away from her while i type this. B) i can even tell she's conscious of the possibility i might be looking over her should by the way she quickly opens the aim boxes and closes them. Q@%@#$%@#$@#%$^^


can i get a translation for the end of your statement? the whole " Q@%@#$%@#$@#%$^^" part?
ehh
#23
Here's what you do. Get off my internet. Quit being irritating. Quit drawing conclusions like a damn fool...

Grow up.
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#24
If you peed on her and you've only been going out with her for a month and change, she's a dirty ho anyway, and isn't worth a long term relationship. Get what you can out of her, then leave her on the side of the road somewhere.

I only advocate this behavior towards sluts, btw, so don't get the impression that I'm a sexist womanizing bastard, cause I'm not.
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#25
that's me too pissed off to type. thank god this hasn't been a long term relationship or that i'm head over heels for this bitch, or i'd slit her throat. as it is, i'm just never gonna talk to this slut ever again. how should i dump her? i can't do it right here and now b/c A) a friend of hers is here B) there are like 10 people in the immediate area, and it'd be a total scene.
#26
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lol speaking of facked up stories....
today at school some kid told me that he **** a huge log and placed it in a condom which he then froze in a freezer.

later he used it on her...
or so the story goes

i rofl'd so hard

dude...tahts sick...

and this coming from teh guy who enjoyed 2girls1cup...
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#27
confront her right now you pussy!
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#28
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lol speaking of facked up stories....
today at school some kid told me that he **** a huge log and placed it in a condom which he then froze in a freezer.

later he used it on her...
or so the story goes

i rofl'd so hard


I don't know who that guy is, but he gets a friggen medal in my books.

Regardless, i think that the group ug consciousness agrees that some sort of fecal matter must be used at a catylist for whatever breakup you have planned. If you really wanna piss her off, you could always just do what i do and blow your load in like 30seconds and then tell her that its her fault for not being able to keep up to your fast-paced life-style
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#29
Craigslist is a dating site? Also missing someone doesn't literally translate to "I want to have sex with you again". Seriously, have you ever missed your family members? You are over reacting a bit.
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#31
You should convince her to make a sex tape, degrade her in every way you can manage then break up with her on film. It'll be best if you have her handcuffed to the bedpost while it happens.

Ultimate win.

It may also be the most evil idea I've ever had.
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#32
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that's me too pissed off to type. thank god this hasn't been a long term relationship or that i'm head over heels for this bitch, or i'd slit her throat. as it is, i'm just never gonna talk to this slut ever again. how should i dump her? i can't do it right here and now b/c A) a friend of hers is here B) there are like 10 people in the immediate area, and it'd be a total scene.


wow, i definetely think you should be considering more options than just dumping her... perhaps counseling?


seriously man, if you give a flying fuck about this bitch, talk to her about it and listen to her side later (if you dont wanna make a scene now that is). especially since your single sided jump to conclusion isnt just correct just because you think it is. now grow a pair and be a learn to give her an equal chance to explain whats going on.
ehh
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#33
Quote by yoursweatersux
that's me too pissed off to type. thank god this hasn't been a long term relationship or that i'm head over heels for this bitch, or i'd slit her throat. as it is, i'm just never gonna talk to this slut ever again. how should i dump her? i can't do it right here and now b/c A) a friend of hers is here B) there are like 10 people in the immediate area, and it'd be a total scene.


talk to her yet?
see someone about your anger issues and death threats?
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#35
you know what this thread has a pungent oduer in it


ah it's on the first post


aha it's the subtle stench of bullshit i do believe.
#36
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that's me too pissed off to type. thank god this hasn't been a long term relationship or that i'm head over heels for this bitch, or i'd slit her throat. as it is, i'm just never gonna talk to this slut ever again. how should i dump her? i can't do it right here and now b/c A) a friend of hers is here B) there are like 10 people in the immediate area, and it'd be a total scene.



Hun, i really enjoyed pissing on you but youre a bit too slutty for me


see ya!
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#38
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What's craig's list or whatever?


It's a site for ads of all variations, including job ads, wanted ads, cars and stuff for sale... there's also personal ads, and they are mostly used for casual sex and whoring. There are actually prostitutes on craigslist who say they will give you services in return for... "roses"
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