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If you could fight any famous person past or present, who would it be and why?

I would fight Patton, I bet he'd be a good one.


Discuss.
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I'd fight Sean Kingston. And kill him.

Second round (oh yes, it would only take one round to kill Sean Kingston. He's so fat...), Soulja Boi. I'd kill him also.

Then the world would be a better place.
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I'd fight Ghandi


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#10
id fight george bush senior

in his teenage years

just to give him a lesson on raising children
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#11
Also, maybe some gangster rappers just to see if they actually were tough.
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In all seriousness though I'd fight Bon Jovi he pisses me the **** off.
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#13
Fight Club reference eh?


Well I wouldn't really consider it a fight but, I'd like to take George W. Bush's head to the pavement.

Or famous as in actually liked by most people?
#15
Christopher Reeves. Post horse accident.

It should be self-explanatory... But I will do to him what he did to the image of Superman.
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Christopher Reeves. Post horse accident.


With or without baby fetusses?
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lars ulrich


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Fight Club reference eh?


Well I wouldn't really consider it a fight but, I'd like to take George W. Bush's head to the pavement.

Or famous as in actually liked by most people?


Anyone will do.

New people to my list:


Abe Lincoln - Good Reach
Micheal Moore
Al Gore (SOOO annoying)
Handicap match with the 3 stooges
Martha Stewart
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Anyone will do.

New people to my list:


Abe Lincoln - Good Reach
Micheal Moore
Al Gore (SOOO annoying)
Handicap match with the 3 stooges
Martha Stewart


Watch out for Stewart she knows how to make a shank.
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Anyone will do.

New people to my list:


Abe Lincoln - Good Reach
Micheal Moore
Al Gore (SOOO annoying)
Handicap match with the 3 stooges
Martha Stewart



That one gave me a pretty funny ass mental image.
#21
Will Farrell. Am i the only person alive who doesnt find this guy even the least bit funny?
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Will Farrell. Am i the only person alive who doesnt find this guy even the least bit funny?


I would only fight him because he stole my hairdoo
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Me/Tayroar vs. Hall and Oates and/or New kids on the block. Don't even need to say why.
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#24
Albert Einstein, he was probably a good fighter it would be a good match
#25
the kids from The Sandlot for being such queers

a handicap match, me vs. all like 10 of them.

i like the movie and all, but the kids are extreme fags.
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Muhammed Ali


In his prime or like now?
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I'd fight Ghandi
Bastard. I thought someone would've at least waited a couple posts in.


ed: re thread: I'd fight Sigmund Freud.
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Homer Simpson, 'cos I could hit him all day with a 2x4 without knocking him down.
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In his prime or like now?



Both... at the same time.
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Will Farrell. Am i the only person alive who doesnt find this guy even the least bit funny?

yes...

Id fight Ann Coulter. obvious reasons

(or is it anne? eh.... who cares)

Haha... nice fonzie...->
Balls.
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the kids from The Sandlot for being such queers

a handicap match, me vs. all like 10 of them.

i like the movie and all, but the kids are extreme fags.


I'd fight Dakota Fanning. <_<

+++ Honestly, I would... I don't like her.
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I've always wanted the honor of having my ass kicked by Chuck Norris



Or a nice roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chris Crocker. can't stand his damned vids
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