#1
So, there's this guy that lives on my dorm floor named Bryce, and this is why I love him.

When he gets really giggly, it sounds like a school girl, and he falls to the floor and rolls back and forth in the fetal position.

He uses his hairy ass as a weapon.

And just now, I went outside to make popcorn, and I heard a noise. I walk to the source, and Bryce has his speakers cranked, watching porn. He then walks down the hallway to someone elses room, someone who has better speakers. And so now, you can step outside and hear porn all the way down the hall.

Kick ass.

-WU
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I love punk, I love ska, I love acoustic, and I love you.
#2
i love bryce too...........?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#3
Sleep with him and consummate your love.
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#4
Kankuro is my hero.
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#5
I've considered it.

Oh yeah, and he has laid in his bed, furiously humping it, and broke the cable outlet for his TV.
It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend.

I love punk, I love ska, I love acoustic, and I love you.
#6
I'm curious as to what this guy looks like.
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#7
i find it very hard to believe you would take the time to tell your little story to a guitar forum if that were true. But hey, who am i to judge... that is pretty kickass
Balls.
#10
No! All Love Must Be Reserved For The Mighty Hypno-toad!!
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#13
The reason I tell a guitar forum is I am very sick and don't feel much like moving.



The one on the right. No idea who lefty is.
It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend.

I love punk, I love ska, I love acoustic, and I love you.
#14
oh...i thought you were the guy with the glasses... and i was gonna laugh...
Balls.
#15
Go to my UG profile if you wanna see me, you horny slut.

-WU
It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend.

I love punk, I love ska, I love acoustic, and I love you.
#16
agreed pics are necessary. we want pics!


EDIT: jk, didn't see you already posted it...oops. what a weird bastard tho. I've met and hung out with weirder tho.
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#17
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The reason I tell a guitar forum is I am very sick and don't feel much like moving.



The one on the right. No idea who lefty is.

Okay.
I do not share your Brycey loving. He looks too much like a hugantic douche.

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#18
Cute.

Next.
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#19
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Okay.
I do not share your Brycey loving. He looks too much like a hugantic douche.


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#20
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Go to my UG profile if you wanna see me, you horny slut.

-WU
is that like a pierced lip? the angle is kinda weird
Balls.
#21
Yeah, it is pierced. I don't even know what pics on there though, so I dunno what to tell you.

Yeah, bryce no longer has the beard, no worries.
It's not so bad being trendy, everyone who looks like me is my friend.

I love punk, I love ska, I love acoustic, and I love you.
#22
I don't see a lack of beardage helping him out at all.

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#23
My name is Bryce but I'm not that guy. Thanks for the love of the name. We Bryces' are pretty crazy though. I bet he's a cool guy.
#24
Holy fukk dude, my name is Bryce! I love you too!

EDIT: I'm not the guy in the pic... but I still love you.
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