#1
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

Yes, you can buy your loved one their very own HIV virus!

Or hepatitus, polio, syphilis, Gonorrhea, rabies, mange or typhoid! All your favorite diseases are now available in soft toy form!





what do you think UG? Any favorites? would you buy one? What you're Girlfriend/Boy friend think if you got one for them? Heck, what would you think if some one got you one?


Great toys or Greatest toys?

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#3
hahahahah! I know what I'm buying my girlfriend for Christmas!
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#5
What the HELL? Giant microbe toys? Way to affect your children into becoming doctors...
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#7
My sister's boyfriend is collecting those (they're both pharmaceutical lab chemists) but only the cute ones like the kissing desease or common cold, halitosis, the plague...

Says on the site that the HIV one is not meant to be cuchy but educational.
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#8
Decades ago some asshole got incredibly rich selling idiots "Pet Rocks",
so why not this?


EDIT:

If you think I'm BSing you about Pet Rocks, look here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_rock


P.T. Barnum never actually said the thing he was most famously quoted for.

... but he should have!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pt_barnum



Look it up, bitches.


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#11
Bought me a bed bug...aaaaahhh yeah
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#12
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Decades ago some asshole got incredibly rich selling idiots "Pet Rocks",
so why not this?


EDIT:

If you think I'm BSing you about Pet Rocks, look here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_rock


SYK




Lesley keeps her collection of rocks locked in a safe because she is said to believe the pet rock business is going to boom soon


good luck with that!
#13
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Lesley keeps her collection of rocks locked in a safe because she is said to believe the pet rock business is going to boom soon


good luck with that!
That sounds like a rock-solid investment to me.


... I'll deny ever making that lame pun.


... Pun? What pun?


... see what I mean?
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#16
Where's M.R.S.A.???
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#19
my boyfriend would probably just think his theory that i'm totally insane would have been consolidated.
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#23
I want an Ebola virus!
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#24
I'm actually gonna' buy my friend one of those for christmas haha
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