#1
...In five sentences or less...

1. Smoked first cigarette when i was eleven.
2. OD when i was sixteen.
3. Out of rehab when i was seventeen seventeen and completely sober.
4. My daughter was born when i was nineteen.
5. Finally get my life straight and settled down with fiancé now at age twenty.

GO!
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
Last edited by feenxfire at Nov 8, 2007,
#3
Mehall
Geek
Single (Permanentely)
"The hope that starts the broken heart;
The trust you must confess" - Best of You, Foo Fighters
#4
1. Guitar.
2. Piano.
3. Seeing my friend's band for the first time (best day).
4. Figuring out how the **** to use Cubase.
5. Writing music.
#5
I'm paranoid and have delusions of superiorety mixed with an unavoidable sense of
inadequacy.

I'm absolutely desperate to feel loved again, and have been for the past 3 years, in which time my lebido (Id really, for those of you that know what the Id is) has played some nasty tricks on me.

I'm the sort of hypocrite that started drinking due to depression but still sees smoking as wrong in all its shapes and colours (and you'll never convince me it's not).

Playing music and producing art gives me reason to live but there's no way in hell I'd ever get support from my parents for those so I settled for law; and I'm damn good at it.

There is absolutely no way in hell my life fits in 5 lines, even if I expanded my brilliant writting skills and managed to make a 1000 page running sentense it would not be enough.
#6
duuuude, daughter born at 19? MIRACLE!!!
1: born in Glasgow hospital
2: made friends with a girl called heather on a ferry on the way to denmark, she was 14, i was 6, i thought we had something special, but on the return voyage she was nowhere to be seen young love hurts too
3: moved to scarborough at age 9 (ninth birthday, pfft)
4: started playing guitar at 14 and a halfish
5: started college age 16 doing maths, further maths, physics and RE
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#7
1. I am born aged 35
2. I have 7th birthday party.
3. Aged 5 i lose virginity to cowhorse.
4. Aged 13 I am born again christian.
5. I died aged 97 in a bin somewhere around detroit having got there via sledge in new ice age.

monsta edit:

but seriously:

1. I iz bornorz.
2. I r playzing de gitar agd 8!!!11!!!one!!1!
3. I joinx UG!!!!!11!!! agedd 12zorz!!!!
4. I have had no life since.
5. I ir still playin dee guiitaaa aged 13zorxz.
Last edited by ze monsta at Nov 8, 2007,
#8
1. came to the new world on a bread ship from england in 1634
2. moved to canada
3. became a lumberjack
4. endure many hardships and make less than minimum wage
#9
1. I like pizza.
2. I like bagels.
3. I like hotdogs with mustard and beer.
4. I'll eat eggplant.
5. I could even eat a baby deer LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA, LA, LA LA-LA
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#10
Quote by Magic Jim
duuuude, daughter born at 19? MIRACLE!!!

Exactly what I was thinking......

Gear:
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Guitar:
MIM Fender Strat

Amps:
Mesa/Boogie Dual Recto
Cube 60


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Dude, if you already have the capo just put it behind the nut and it lowers everything.

n00bS....
#11
Quote by rorythefaggot
1. I like pizza.
2. I like bagels.
3. I like hotdogs with mustard and beer.
4. I'll eat eggplant.
5. I could even eat a baby deer LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA, LA, LA LA-LA

I will put music to that, and we'll make it a number one hit in Iceland.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#13
1. Egg met Sperm
2. Drums at 3
3. Piano at 5
4. Guitar in High Skool
5. Struggling through college
#14
Quote by Leftyguitar51
Quote by MagicJim
duuuude, daughter born at 19? MIRACLE!!!
Exactly what I was thinking......


Sarcasm?

Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
#15
1. Woke up on all fours.
2. Walked around on two in the afternoon.
3. Went for tea, saw a dead body.
4. Got beat up in the Army.
5. Walk around on a cane till midnight.
Get off my lawn.
#16
Quote by feenxfire
Sarcasm?


No, we're just surprised because most 'daughters' are born at 0. That must have been quite a squeeze.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#17
1. Accidentally dropped in an empty bathtub while being washed in the bathroom sink as a baby

2. Started to play guitar

3. Went to college

4. Got drunk

5. Barely passed college with a hangover.
#18
Quote by feenxfire
4. My daughter is born when i was nineteen.

It still doesn't make sense. Now you're mixing tenses up.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#19
1. Born in Amsterdam in 1991 because my father was stationed there

2. Moved to Bulgaria in 1992, again because of my father's work. (He worked as a station manager for Austrian Airlines. He retired in 2003)

3. Moved to Austria in 1994 and I am still living here.

4. Picked up a guitar one day and started to play. I haven't stopped since.

5. Just celebrated my 16th birthday and totally got drunk with friends.


well, thats about it
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#20
Quote by rorythefaggot
It still doesn't make sense. Now you're mixing tenses up.



...[sigh]

You know what I mean...one more time...
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
#21
Quote by feenxfire
fiancé


Actually it's spelt 'fiancée' when you're talking about a female.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#22
Quote by rorythefaggot
Actually it's spelt 'fiancée' when you're talking about a female.

My favorite poster of the day.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#23
Quote by rorythefaggot
Actually it's spelt 'fiancée' when you're talking about a female.


lol




well...fuck it. I give up.

And....I never knew that. Hmmm. Interesting. Who said it was a girl???
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
#24
If you were female would have said you gave birth to your daughter, and assuming you're straight that would make your fiancee female.

Unless, you were a gay female, but I doubt you'd be allowed to have a child that young, but i'm not sure on the laws.

Logic?
#25
Quote by Alix_D
If you were female would have said you gave birth to your daughter, and assuming you're straight that would make your fiancee female.

Unless, you were a gay female, but I doubt you'd be allowed to have a child that young, but i'm not sure on the laws.

Logic?


My fiancée and the girl i had my daughter with are two different people.

I was just joshin bout the gay thing...lol
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
#26
*Shrug* I couldn't be arsed to read the whole thread!

Good try for a thread, i'll be honest, but the pit isn't going to get any serious answers
#27
Quote by Alix_D
*Shrug* I couldn't be arsed to read the whole thread!

Good try for a thread, i'll be honest, but the pit isn't going to get any serious answers


lol

I didn't really expect any serious answers, but The Pit has been so DRY lately...I thought I'd try and give it a shot...
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


Quote by smb
I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
#28
1. Fell in love with Football & Cambridge United in 2000
2. Expelled from school in 2001
3. Found a love for music in 2002
4. Discovered the fairer sex in 2003
5. Realised addiction to UG in November 2007.

Happy?
#29
1.I was born
2. I ate slept and became 12
3. I got an electric guitar at 13
4. became a quasi good guitarist and super geek at engineering when I turned 16
5. in the future I will leave america and go straight to Russia from highschool to try and land a job at Sukhoi or Mikoyan-Geruvich, who can kick NASA's ass anyday inside their awesome aeroplanes
If you can play music with enthusiasm and an honest effort, then no matter how flawed, noisy and unclean the music is, you are a musician. If you play just to be the best, you are not a musician, nor are you worthy of any musician's recognition. - me
#30
1-Born in Preston
2-By some miracle get into music at 16 and find I have a talent for it
3-By same miracle get into uni
4-Uni turns me into borderline alcoholic
5-Lives in Preston...I love my home town

loves- Epic Boobs, rugby and music
hates- Communists, sissies and people who spell incorrectly intentionally
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#32
1)Born,
2)Vomited Through my nose!
3)Spent teenage years drinking and listening to punk rock music,
4)?????
5)Profit!
#33
1. I was born
2. I discovered the SNES
3. I discovered guitar (hence abandoning SNES)
4. I got grounded today for skipping school
5. I hate my life.
#34
I had to write a big life story for my english introduction. At the end of it my teacher wrote 'captivating. Had to work out what your handwriting says, but it was well worth the read' when all I had done was describe school

But uh...
1. Began education
2. First grandparent died when I was ten
3. Second grandparent died when I was twelve
4. Third grandparent died when I was fourteen
5. I left school and went to college

My grandparents dying have probably been the events of my life with the biggest impact on me as a whole, so they're all there. \m/
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#35
1. Moves to Israel at the age of 12.
2. Meets my best friends ever in the second day over there.
3. Starts playing guitar at the age of 16.
4. Goes back to Argentina at the age of 18.
5. Awaits for the college to start.
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#36
1. Born in Chicago in 92.

2. Started playing guitar at 7

3. Was diagnosed with a petuitary gland problem causing depression and suicidal thoughts for life at age 8.

4. Joined a band called C33.

5. Am taking out all my anger and frustration with my music.
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
-John Bunyan
#37
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I will put music to that, and we'll make it a number one hit in Iceland.


there alerady is music to it
well, a melody
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.