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#1
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/toy.recall/index.html

This is ****ing insane. WTF is up with the chinese, man? THey want roofie-up 2 year olds.... makes me sick
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#3
well, kids are starting younger and younger...
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#6
i don't get what all the fuss is about. when i was young i put everything in my mouth, and people are a lot more aware now than they were then. i didn't get poisoned or anything. well, hopefully this'll will lead us to actually start manufacturing our own stuff.
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i don't get what all the fuss is about. when i was young i put everything in my mouth, and people are a lot more aware now than they were then. i didn't get poisoned or anything. well, hopefully this'll will lead us to actually start manufacturing our own stuff.


But were your toys laced with GHB?
#9
spamwise: that isnt the point by any stretch of the imagination, this could seriously injur someone, you didnt choke or become ill then good on you. it just happens that this chinese company didnt thoroughly check the contents / chemicals of their product. Which could lead to devistating effects, Thats what the fuss is about.
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#10
OMG- thank you for posting this- the pics look very much like stuff my daughter brought home from her after school program. That could explain why she's been so hyper sometimes when I pick her up.
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#12
Here's a tip: Don't swallow your toys!!

If you're 2 years old: Where are your parents??

If you're the toy company: Where is the warning, "Not for children under __ years of age"??

Edit: But yeah, lacing the toys with GHB doesn't help either.
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#13
So...this kid eats a few DOZEN plastic toy pieces and that's not supposed to make you sick? I mean, come on....next they are gonna stop selling oil because little kids might eat it and it's dangerous. That an anti freeze. And then they'll stop selling cars, because we won't hve oil for the engines. And then we can't sell anything, because there won't be a trucking industry without trucks. And eventually we'll turn back into cave men.

All because some stupid two year old eats his toys.
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#15
Lol @ Number of retards eating the damn things.

Okay, so they're kids.
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Quote by queenofthenight
OMG- thank you for posting this- the pics look very much like stuff my daughter brought home from her after school program. That could explain why she's been so hyper sometimes when I pick her up.


Umm....

.... the LAST thing GHB is supposed to do, is make you hyper.

Hell, that's some pretty creepy stuff there.

EDIT: actually you're right.

"GHB is this drug that in low doses actually causes euphoria,"

Forgive me, I'm an idiot.
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#17
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So...this kid eats a few DOZEN plastic toy pieces and that's not supposed to make you sick? I mean, come on....next they are gonna stop selling oil because little kids might eat it and it's dangerous. That an anti freeze. And then they'll stop selling cars, because we won't hve oil for the engines. And then we can't sell anything, because there won't be a trucking industry without trucks. And eventually we'll turn back into cave men.

All because some stupid two year old eats his toys.


Dude, THERE'S FUCKING ROOFIES IN THOSE TOYS!

Would you be happy if your kid played with toys that contain a date-rape drug?
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#18
Look how small they are if children under 3 are using them the parents are fools.

You can joke on them.
#19
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OMG- thank you for posting this- the pics look very much like stuff my daughter brought home from her after school program. That could explain why she's been so hyper sometimes when I pick her up.

haha


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#22
haha wouldn't be the first time that date rape got on some toys...
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#23
if kids are dumb enough to swallow their toys then they deserve to be raped.
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#24
its a quick way to shut your kid up lol
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#25
Wow. You can just tell paedophiles are having multiple orgasms reading that.


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#26
wow. this kind of messed up.

i wonder how fucked up i am because of the toys i put in my mouth as a child.
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OMG- thank you for posting this- the pics look very much like stuff my daughter brought home from her after school program. That could explain why she's been so hyper sometimes when I pick her up.

this made me laugh really hard.
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#29
Well, if u thought about getting em from walmart... ur out of luck. Gonna have to get ur date rape drugs from toys R us now...
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#30
My bad you guys... I was drunk at the toy factory... I had some leftover.... you know how these things go down
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#31
The best thing everyone should do is...

DO NOT BUY STUFF MADE IN CHINA!

Every ****ing recall this year has been contaminated goods FROM CHINA. They do not have an FDA like we do, so the best thing to do is just to simply avoid buying stuff from China.
#32
Quote by splinter26
spamwise: that isnt the point by any stretch of the imagination, this could seriously injur someone, you didnt choke or become ill then good on you. it just happens that this chinese company didnt thoroughly check the contents / chemicals of their product. Which could lead to devistating effects, Thats what the fuss is about.


Agreed.

The CPSC said a boy nearly 2 years old "swallowed several dozen beads. He became dizzy and vomited several times before slipping into a comatose state." The toddler was hospitalized and has since fully recovered, the commission added.

In the second incident, a child vomited, fell into a coma and was hospitalized for five days. It was not

What the **** is that?
#33
Wow, I just saw a commercial about these things yesterday... I was thinking, "Wow, what a rip-off of Floam."

First lead, now GHB?
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The best thing everyone should do is...

DO NOT BUY STUFF MADE IN CHINA!

Every ****ing recall this year has been contaminated goods FROM CHINA. They do not have an FDA like we do, so the best thing to do is just to simply avoid buying stuff from China.


I have a Arizona shirt that says "Made in Arizona" on the front and the tag says "Made in China" rofl.

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#36
How many more times is this gonna happen before we ban imports from china!?!? Everyday I hear another damn recall, this is getting ridiculous.
#37
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I have a Arizona shirt that says "Made in Arizona" on the front and the tag says "Made in China" rofl.

Move cheap labor the South America damnit!!



Yup, just like the US Navy watch you get when you talk to a recruiter thats made in china.
#39
so for that, they want to date rape 2 year old kids? that makes sense... I'd rather have opium than bang 2 year olds...... >=\
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#40
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Where can i buy those? i want one



thats what i was gonna say.


but really, it seems like there is something new recalled everyone week or so now.

whats up with China these days? possibly the early stages of an invasion? trying to kill off as many children as possible? so in 15 years or so, when they invade, there will be a lack of young people to join the military to fight them?
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