#5


Wait, it was sexual harassment. It's not funny.
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#7
Quote by Dinkydaisy


Wait, it was sexual harassment. It's not funny.


Pffft hardly, having someone feel a carrot, not that bad.
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#9
Hahaha, that rules! Oh man, you parked so well...I think I'm aroused.
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#11
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Wait, it was sexual harassment. It's not funny.




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#12
Quote by Cal UK
Pffft hardly, having someone feel a carrot, not that bad.

He also groped someone several times
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The power to feel with others give.
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Before I have begun to live.

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#13
Quote by Dinkydaisy
He also groped someone several times


Fair dos.
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#15
Quote by Cal UK
Pffft hardly, having someone feel a carrot, not that bad.


Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three women learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002.

A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults.

he offered to waive the £80 she owed him if she pulled over into a lay-by and had sex with him.

He regularly groped her during lessons between August 2005 and February last year, the hearing heard.

Not that bad, eh?
#16
Meat and one veg lol.

EDIT: Or would it be 3?
Last edited by ctb at Nov 8, 2007,
#17
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Stephen Cooney, 51, groped three women learner drivers in a series of attacks on Teesside dating back to 2002.

A jury at Teesside Crown Court found him guilty of two indecent assaults and two sexual assaults.

he offered to waive the £80 she owed him if she pulled over into a lay-by and had sex with him.

He regularly groped her during lessons between August 2005 and February last year, the hearing heard.

Not that bad, eh?


I meant the feeling the carrot part wasn't bad.
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#18
he had naked pictures in his glove box of his corsa? why would someone want naked pictures of a car?
#20
"The court heard how Cooney put the 12-inch carrot down his trousers and told a pupil in her 40s that a perfectly executed manoeuvre was so good that it had given him an erection."

Hahahah lmao!

I know it's really quite a serious business but that bit is undeniably hilarious if you imagine the dialogue that accompanied it
#21
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It's not that funny.
That could happen to me in 3 months time!
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#22


I'm going to Hell for laughing, but ****ing Hell, that's funny!
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#23
Quote by robin142
he had naked pictures in his glove box of his corsa? why would someone want naked pictures of a car?

So it wasn't just me that thought that!