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A kid made a foot powered toilet seat riser and lowerer heres the story

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071106/ap_on_fe_st/odd_privy_prop


"My mom was getting mad at me for forgetting to put the toilet seat down and she was falling in," said Jake, a fourth-grader at Odebolt-Arthur Elementary School.

"He's done this pretty much all his life," his mother said "He's in too big a hurry to take care of that. He's been reminded thousands of times over the years."

apprently the mom was too lazy to put it down herself, or completely un-observant of the fact that the seat was still up when she sat down. i call that lazy
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I wish a woman would complain to me about it.

I'd make all the hicks on the show Cops look civilized.
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I don't get why responsibility for placement of the toilet seat is placed on men. Women are equally as able to operate the damn thing. It's a tradeoff- they leave it down so we have to put it up, we leave it up and they have to put it down. That's fair.

Actually I can leave it down cause I'm a sniper.
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#5
I sometimes don't notice that the seat is up, and fall in. What's worse is when the actual lid is closed for whatever reason, so I sit down on this cold sparkly plastic about to piss. It's literally split-second timing to stop my piss coming and going everywhere.
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I sometimes don't notice that the seat is up, and fall in. What's worse is when the actual lid is closed for whatever reason, so I sit down on this cold sparkly plastic about to piss. It's literally split-second timing to stop my piss coming and going everywhere.

Are women blind, or what? Even when I'm wasted, I can still tell whether or not I'm pissing onto the lid of the toilet, or actually into it...
#7
I saw that like five minutes ago on yahoo
The mom is just lazy
can't she just put down the f*cking toilet seat
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Are women blind, or what? Even when I'm wasted, I can still tell whether or not I'm pissing onto the lid of the toilet, or actually into it...

I didn't bloody notice!

The toilet in our house in it a tiny room on its own, that's wide enough to fit in the toilet itself with perhaps a foot to the side, and two feet in front. So when I'm desperate for a pee I don't run into the room, examine it and work it out, I just turn around and sit down.

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#10
What the **** is a fourth grader "in too big a hurry" over?
Nothing even happens when you're that old.
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#11
What would you rather have

The toilet seat up, knowing that all the piss went in the bowl

or

The toilet seat down, perhaps suggesting that it was already down during urination and may have some splash


Stupid women...
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#12
I've seen that in a shop some years ago..
so lets say if I want to get in the news I'll have to invent a door, computer or watch ?


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What's worse is when the actual lid is closed for whatever reason, so I sit down on this cold sparkly plastic about to piss. It's literally split-second timing to stop my piss coming and going everywhere.


When women complain that they go into the bathroom, don't look and just sit down, I picture them running in, jumping, spinning in mid air and landing right on the toilet. What's the rush? You must be in one damn hurry if you start pissing before you notice that the lid was closed.
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