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Ill start...

Yo mommys so poor she goes to kfc and licks other peoples fingers....

I didnt mean funny funny...
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#3
u again
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u again

Well you're the one that needs to use it. I haven't had to because I don't make threads without checking(yes I contradicted myself, I'm just that awesome so I have thr right)
#8
Yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
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#9
Yo momma so fat, she died of a clogged artery, causing a particularly painful thrombosis.

She was 35 years old.
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#10
Yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo momma so fat, when she got hit by the bus, she said "Who threw that?"
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#12
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yo mommas so stupid, she don't know how to use dat searchbar

haha
#13
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Yo momma so fat, when she got hit by the bus, she said "Who threw that?"






Yo momma so fat, when she jump for joy... She got stuck. (cookies for anyone who recognise this)

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own postcode.



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#14
thread title = oxymoron

said yo' mama >.>
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#16
yo' momma is so fat, she weights 154854168 zillionbillionkamillion !!

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yo' momma is so fat, when her beeper goes, everybody thinks she's about to drive backwards


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#18
Hahahahahahahhahahaha
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Yo momma so fat, she died of a clogged artery, causing a particularly painful thrombosis.

She was 35 years old.

this made me laugh
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#20
Yo momma so stupid she bought windows vista.....
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#21
Quote by Dos Domane
Ill start...

Yo mommys so poor she goes to kfc and licks other peoples fingers....

I didnt mean funny funny...


Do i make fun of what yo momma does for a living??!! No. Just because she likes fingers, it doesn't make it bad.


jokin'
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#22
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Yo momma so stupid she bought windows vista.....

i dont know why but i find most of these hilarious.I think i might be retarded.
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I like to pretend I'm Johnny Depp, and scissor away at my crotch.

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holy **** awesome win right there

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/win!
#23
yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade

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#24
yo mammas so ugly when she cuts unions the tears run up her head just to get away from her face...
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Un-yuns do we have to get technical?
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She cuts UNIONS? Like... worker unions?

GENOCIDAL MOMMY?
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#31
Oh my god you are some kind a genious....
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#32
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Un-yuns do we have to get technical?


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#33
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yo mommas so stupid, she don't know how to use dat searchbar

Christ, it usually takes you searchbar fetishists a good three or four posts to get in those witty remarks ... you're getting fast on the draw there
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#34
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Un-yuns do we have to get technical?

I'm sigging this. It's the funniest thing in this thread.
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#35
wow i didnt know it was that funny...
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#36
this thread = crap
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#37
yo momma =crap
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#38
Your mamma is so poor when you asked her whats for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn.
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