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#7
*enters thread*

no stripper ?!

*leaves thread*

funny story tough


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#9
???


Profit!!!!!!!
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#12
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took a while for the teacher to react.

bet he was a man


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#13
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bet he was a man

*sniffs* yep he was fapping
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#15
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What was the mother doing sending a gorilla to her son's class anyway!? What, "Happy 16th son, here's a man in a gorilla costume... enjoy...?!"

HOLY FREAKING ****!

That school is LITERALLY down the hill from my old school!
#16
that was the best story i've read since..........ever


the teacher didn't even stop it during the spanks

Jack my swag
#17
xD.

I wish my mum would book a stripper for my birthday..
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#19
Man all the yanks are gonna thing we are freaks with the amount of threads that keep popping up with wierd **** the people do here.
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#21


Awesome.
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#26
haha, read that in the paper today (well one of the boys read it out)

we laughed very hard.
The gorilla was intended to embarras him, lucky boy though. I'm sure you all wanted your mum to book you a stripper.
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#27
XD That's awesome.

That'd be awesome if that happened in my General Studies lessons... SO BORING!

Nudity would certianly sort out that problem.
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#28
Depending on the age of the stripper I'm wondering if that particular teacher had taught her at one point. That would have been priceless
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#30
Quote by rizo299
HOLY FREAKING ****!

That school is LITERALLY down the hill from my old school!


Bet ya wish you went to another school.
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#31
That's awesome. The only downside is having a boner in school.
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#32
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#33
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! WTF!!! bet their teacher was a man!! he waited till she was on her bra???? HAHAHA

and also the stripper knows she is in a classroom full of students but still strips??? hAHAHA

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#35
I was gonna post this, saw it on the BBC. But they said his mum ordered a speaking telegram or something.
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#37
lol, for a second I thought that the mom booked a stripping gorilla...



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#38
This makes me want to move to England even more now...
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#40
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