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Ok today at our school we got our grade sheets, i was above average in english science and maths, below in PSHE and RE. I showed my mum and now shes having a massive go at me for doing so 'badly' and she is saying that im a complete faliure. She has threatened to take my computer i paid for with my own money, what do i do?!
#2
Well she is obviously wrong, but i never argue with my mum because she will always win. Just tell her how unimportant teh other subjects are.
#3
hide your comp.
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#5
^

You might as well report the Pit, mate.
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#7
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
*reported*


*reported*

was there any need?

No there wasn't you uptight prick.
#8
haha the threat of running away always seems to do it... Just explain that you're doing well in the subjects that actually matter, whereas unless you wanna become a priest or a sex therapist in later life to stop worrying (Y)
#9
PSHE and RE aren't really that important, so it doesn't really matter coz employers won't go "YOU FAIL AT RE, YOU DO NOT GET THE JOB" but they might go "YOU FAIL AT ENGLISH< YOU DO NOT GET THE JOB" so English etc is more important...prioritise
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#10
Try to make her realise that you are doing well in subjects that are considered more important by a lot of people, namely the english, science and maths. Everyone does bad in certain areas, and she should understand that.

Plus, what use is RE?
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#11
tell her "i do my best and u critizizing me for it"?
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#12
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
*reported*


*reported*

was there any need?


Was there any need to post that you reported? Oops, I guess not.

On topic:

Tell your mother that you will do better. Dunno about the computer thing though, she probably has the right to take it away.
#13
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*reported*



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Plus, what use is RE?

Religious Education

All I can say is to show her how little PSHE and RE (short course) goes towards
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#14
hang on, do u even get qualifications in pshe?

and r.e. isnt too important, focus on subjects related to what you want to do later in life
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
#15
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
*reported*

dude, youre exactly right, there was no need for comments like your post.

flaming more will get you nowhere

Like some dude said elsewhere in the thread, the entire forum might as well be reported. We're all a bunch of sarcastic and foul mouthed jackasses here. Get over it.
#17
She's your mom. Don't be a brat. Bring your grades up. If she takes your puter away, you can always bring the grade up and get it back.

You could just promise her you'll study the bad subjects more after school.
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Like some dude said elsewhere in the thread, the entire forum might as well be reported. We're all a bunch of sarcastic and foul mouthed jackasses here. Get over it.


top tip: read join dates before you get all elitist and educate me about the pit.

i remember when the pit was an off-topic, relaxed....cool place.


....no, really

oh, TS, sorry for the digression
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#19
I think sometimes people get massive erections off reporting people.
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sende her to my house i will f uck the sh it out of her

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*reported*

dude, youre exactly right, there was no need for comments like your post.

flaming more will get you nowhere



stevo. no one likes you. good game. gtfo.


Ask your mom what kind of grades she got when she was a kid. and if she says above average call her a liar and walk away
#22
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*reported*

dude, youre exactly right, there was no need for comments like your post.

flaming more will get you nowhere


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#23
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Like some dude said elsewhere in the thread, the entire forum might as well be reported. We're all a bunch of sarcastic and foul mouthed jackasses here. Get over it.


get out of my mind!!!


#24
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
top tip: read join dates before you get all elitist and educate me about the pit.

The "I've been here longer therefore I'm better and right" argument always kills me.
#25
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PSHE and RE aren't really that important, so it doesn't really matter coz employers won't go "YOU FAIL AT RE, YOU DO NOT GET THE JOB" but they might go "YOU FAIL AT ENGLISH< YOU DO NOT GET THE JOB" so English etc is more important...prioritise


What are PSHE and RE?
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#26
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The "I've been here longer therefore I'm better" argument always kills me.


hahah same here man.. what a jackass
#27
how would you know if cockslapping her wouldn't help? It just might...therefore the guy who posted it might just have helped...
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#28
I like how one guy reporting a couple of posts can essentially quadruple the amount of replies a thread can get.
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"His a cant."
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#29
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Religious Education


lol, I was being sarcastic. A lot of people don't consider RE to be very important in comparison to core subjects. I understand very well that receiving some form of education about other peoples' religious beliefs is a good thing, especially when we live in a very multicultural society across pretty much the entire planet.
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#30
so it seems you cant be not a fag and enjoy the pit

*goes to gg&a*
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
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Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
top tip: read join dates before you get all elitist and educate me about the pit.

i remember when the pit was an off-topic, relaxed....cool place.


....no, really

oh, TS, sorry for the digression

Shut up you uptight dick, it's the PIT, this is how it is, and it is cool. You on the other hand, are not. GTFO.
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#32
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so it seems you cant be not a fag and enjoy the pit

*goes to gg&a*

See ya
#33
Quote by stevo_epi_SG_wo
so it seems you cant be not a fag and enjoy the pit

*goes to gg&a*



So it seems you can't type a sentence in proper English...

Oh and just to be a 'fag' *doesn't go to gay guys and accessories*
#34
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So it seems you can't type a sentence in proper English...

Oh and just to be a 'fag' *doesn't go to gay guys and accessories*



that sure was a funny original creative comment there at the end
#35
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so it seems you cant be not a fag and enjoy the pit

*goes to gg&a*


there not trying to be 'fags', they were just joking around. the TS wouln't seriously take there advice and try to kill his mother and cockslap her.

....and "can't not be a fag" makes no grammatical sense. its a double negative.

can't we all just get along
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#36
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there not trying to be 'fags', they were just joking around. the TS wouln't seriously take there advice and try to kill his mother and cockslap her.

....and "can't not be a fag" makes no grammatical sense. its a double negative.

can't we all just get along



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#37
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that sure was a funny original creative comment there at the end


That sure was a large amount of sarcasm for a man with a crap guitar and his likely date of birth as his name


Anyway, I was just trying to annoy the stevo dude. It was hardly going to win any points for hilarity, other than make him feel like trying to verbally degrade me. Just cos I feel like being an utter childish c*nt really
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#39
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strangle her with her own intestines


seriously thoe.. if u paid for your own computer... its YOURS


But your mum can tell you what to do, including not letting you use your computer. That's her call.
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#40
...if youre outside the house then its pretty much your call what to do.. so just use ur laptop (or computer.. somehow) outside the house maybe?
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