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#1
what kind of sense of humor do my fellow pit lurkers have?

me, i like the more random stuff. and stuff that is just SOOO weird, that anybody evesdropping chooses to stop.

also, i hate to say it, but racist jokes (jews and black mainly) really tickle me pink. i am not racist at all though.

so, what about you guys?
#4
ClearChaos:pretty much same here but i like dane cook and chris rock too...google them they're great...
#5
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pretty much same here but i like dane cook and chris rock too...google them they're great...



I used to like Dane Cook. After his Retaliation CD he went downhill. I think he's completely unfunny and tries too hard to say funny things.
#6
Dane Cook is a tool. George Carlin, Sam Kinison and Mitch Hedburg are the best comedians to grace a microphone.
#7
i REALLY dislike Dane Cook.

could be him as a person, could be that everyone in my school quotes him 24/7.

chris rock is alright sometimes, but not one of my favorites.

kyle cease, demtri martin, and mike berbigliosomething are my favorites. jim gaffigan is alright too.

EDIT: how could i forget Mitch Hedberg?!
#8
Random FTW!

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Dane Cook is a tool. George Carlin, Sam Kinison and Mitch Hedburg are the best comedians to grace a microphone.

+1

although I find Mitch to be the best of them
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#11
Dane Cook and Chris Rock? More like Dane Cock and Chris Cock.

You see what I did there?
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#12
icanhascheezburger.com IS my sense of humour
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#13
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+1

although I find Mitch to be the best of them



Yea, too bad he died...


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Dane Cook and Chris Rock? More like Dane **** and Chris ****.

I was gonna call you a douche bag until i read this:
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#17
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Dane Cook and Chris Rock? More like Dane **** and Chris ****.

You see what I did there?

No, please explain thoroughly.
#18
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Dane Cook and Chris Rock? More like Dane Cock and Chris Cock.

You see what I did there?



oh f*ck i actually laughed.

thats just sad.
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#19
demetri martin is the funniest man alive. hands down.
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#20
i dont mean to be sexist at all but some of those women jokes are REALLY funny
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#21
I'm not gonna lie I have a white person sense of humor. Woman jokes are hilarious too.

Black people humor is hilarious to me just because of how black they are.

Thats sounds really racist
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#22
I like any joke except for ones about dead babies =/

Racist, political, religious, culture, women, I'll take em all.
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#23
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demetri martin is the funniest man alive. hands down.



Omg I love that guy (No not a gay way)


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#24
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i dont mean to be sexist at all but some of those women jokes are REALLY funny



not sexist at all...i entirely agree. i respect that woman have advanced far but will be the first to crack a degrading joke.

for example:
how many woman does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
who cares...bitch can vacuum in the dark

or

how do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
hand the bitch a shovel
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#25
When it comes to friends sharing jokes amongst each other, nothing makes me LOL more than racial humor.
#26
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how do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
hand the bitch a shovel


I didn't get that the first time lol

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who gives a **** bitch, go get me a sandwich.

BTW, Demetri Martin = Comedic Pwnage.
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#27
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not sexist at all...i entirely agree. i respect that woman have advanced far but will be the first to crack a degrading joke.

for example:
how many woman does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
who cares...bitch can vacuum in the dark

or

how do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
hand the bitch a shovel

Yeah whenever some says "WOMENS' RIGHTS!" in some thread it always makes me laugh.

PS don try it in this thread because it's anticipated.
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#28
why cant women ski?

cause theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen
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why cant women ski?

cause theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen


O,o

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#30
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i dont mean to be sexist at all but some of those women jokes are REALLY funny


what do you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?

nothng. you've told her twice.
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#31
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what do you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?

nothng. you've told her twice.



HA! owned.

edit: But I would still tell her to make me a sammich.
#32
Women are like parking spaces - all the good ones are taken, so sometimes you have to stick it in a disabled one!
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#34
Dark humour, satire, and random/weird stuff for me. (Hitchhiker's Guide FTMFW!)
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#35
I like extremely witty humor. If someone says something at one time, it can be completely unfunny. But when someone says the same thing at the right time, I could laugh for five minutes straight.

I also like the random, just completely silly humor. If it's a picture with a cat in it, I'll probably laugh.
#36
Quote by martywalsh
Women are like parking spaces - all the good ones are taken, so sometimes you have to stick it in a disabled one!


HA! that is one of the best ive ever heard.....i would really like for someone to try defending womens rights now. im in the mood to see some good pwnage.

whther they show up or not...let the women jokes continue

how do you know your wife is dead?
the sex is the same but the dishes pile up

why did the woman cross the road?
who cares...why is she out of the kitchen?
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#37
My sense of humor is very broad.

Everything from George Carlin humor, to Richard Pryor, to Mike Birbiglia, to Demetri Martin, to Mitch Hedburg, to Jim Gaffigan, to Patton Oswalt, to Bill Hicks, to Robin Williams, and so on.


I have yet to find a comedian that can make me laugh harder than I did when I first watched Patton Oswalt on his "No Reason to Complain" special.

So, however you would define his humor, I guess.
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#39
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I like any joke except for ones about dead babies =/

Racist, political, religious, culture, women, I'll take em all.



But..... but how would figure out how you could fit 100 babies into a bucket?

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But..... but how would figure out how you could fit 100 babies into a bucket?




Or how to properly place a baby in a blender???
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